- >You are...
- >Actually, you don't know what you are
- >But you know you're cold and wet
- >One minute you were all warm and cosy
- >And now you're lying on something cold and hard
- >You're unhappy and you don't care WHO knows it
- >You cry to the best of your ability
- >It would sound like chirping to anyone else
- >But to you it's as loud a noise as you can make
- >You hear a voice
- >"Nudda babbeh! Wook, nudda babbeh!... Speshaw fwend?"
- >"Guys, the mare's stopped moving... And breathing! What do we do?"
- >"We don't do anything... Fluffy mares are lucky to survive birth. This one wasn't lucky."
- >So many big words! You don't know what they mean, but they don't sound good.
- >"Speshaw fwend go sweep? Why sweep? Babbeh fwuffies need nummies!"
- >Babies? Oh, THAT'S what you are! You're a fluffy pony!
- >How'd you mess THAT one up?
- >You try to open your eyes a little, but all you see is white light
- >It hurts, so you close your eyes and chirp some more
- >Seems like a good thing to do
- >You hear a voice again
- >"Get the mare out of there. Leave the stallion to look after his kids and set them up at a foal feeder"
- >You hear a rustle and bang that frightens you
- >"Whewe take speshaw fwend? Bwing fwend back, babbehs need miwk! Come back fwend!"
- >You hear more chirping and crying
- >More babies!
- >You don't know why, but that sounds like a good thing to you
- >"No cwy babbehs! Fwuffy find nummies fo babbehs..."
- >You feel something licking you
- >You suddenly feel a lot cleaner
- >When did you get dirty?
- >Suddenly the licking stops and the sniffing starts
- >You get sniffed all over
- >Kinda tickly, you wish the licking would start again
- >Then you hear a voice again
- >"Bad babbeh! Ugwy babbeh! No wan'!"
- >There's a bad baby? Where?!
- >You HATE bad babies!
- >... You think
- >Suddenly, you feel something pressing down on you
- >HARD
- >It hurts so much!
- >"Bad babbeh go 'way! No wan' bad babbeh!"
- >Why is this voice hurting you so much? What did you do?!
- >Then it sinks in
- >YOU'RE the bad baby!
- >How did this happen?!
- >"What the hell are you doing?!"
- >The pain stops
- >Sweet relief!
- >You hear angry voices
- >"What, you think just because he's small that he's not your kid?!"
- >"Bad babbeh huwt speshaw fwend! Make go wong sweep! GIF BIGGEST OUCHIES!"
- >"Jesus christ, we can't let this guy near his kid. He'll kill the little one!"
- >"Get him out of there, you know what to do. Blanket and bottle. Leave the stallion with his other kids."
- >You hear another rustle, and you feel yourself leave the ground
- >How are you flying? You don't THINK you're a wingie friend...
- >Suddenly, you're so warm!
- >Your mama must be cuddling you
- >You feel something pressed to your lips and you instinctively suckle at it
- >You are rewarded with some warm milk
- >You love milk so much! Your mama is so nice!
- >"Well, he's suckling. It's a start."
- >Wait, that doesn't sound like your mama...
- >"M-ma...Ma... Ma?"
- >Hey, you can talk! Sweet.
- >"No, I'm not your mama, little guy."
- >Well, that answers THAT question
- >You try to open your eyes again
- >The light doesn't hurt anymore
- >You see a big face
- >It's a human!
- >Humans are pretty, if this one is anything to go by
- >Wait, where's mama?
- >"Ma... Ma?"
- >"Sorry little man, your mama's not here... You won't get to meet her. After you were born she... Went for a big sleep."
- >Big sleep?
- >Well, you hope she wakes up soon
- >For now, you're pretty comfortable with this human
- >And you have milk, that's cool too.
- 15 DAYS LATER
- >You're still a fluffy pony
- >You're a bad baby
- >The other fluffy ponies you meet seem very keen to not let you forget it
- >Especially your siblings
- >Your brother and sister are meanies
- >They hit you and bite you and pull your fluff when you see them
- >You think they're stupid
- >You wish you could tell your mama about it, but she's not here
- >Your brother and sister say that you hurt her and made her go away
- >They're liars
- >The humans here are nice though
- >At night, they let you sleep by yourself
- >Plus one of them started giving you something called toast
- >You don't know how it's made, but it's really good!
- >"Best nummies", you think the others would put it
- >One day, one of your human friends comes to see you
- >"Fwend!"
- >"Hey shrimp, we're going to try something a little different today. You're going to meet your dad."
- >"Dada?"
- >You seem to remember having a dad
- >But something about it makes you feel uneasy
- >The human friend picks you up and takes you to somewhere you've never been
- >Lots of big fluffies everywhere!
- >Fluffy mamas, fluffy babies, everything!
- >Your friend takes you to a cage with a very big fluffy
- >He looks at the human friend
- >He hasn't seen you yet
- >"Hooman haff nummies?"
- >"Not today buddy. I have someone to meet you."
- >Human friend puts you down in the cage next to this big fluffy
- >Must be your daddy!
- >"Yoo fwuffy daddy?"
- >The big fluffy looks at you, then sniffs you
- >He puffs up his cheeks and starts stamping his hooves
- >"BAD BABBEH! NO WAN'! HUWT SPESHAW FWEND!"
- >He bites your head and pulls your fluff
- >You scream and shriek in pain
- >Human friend runs in and pulls your daddy off you
- >"No! This is your baby, fluffy!"
- >"NO WAN' UGWY BABBEH!"
- >He keeps struggling against your human friend, trying to hurt you
- >You just keep crying
- >He says you hurt your mama...
- >You ARE a bad baby...
- ONE MONTH LATER
- >Yup, still a fluffy runt
- >Still shunned by other fluffies
- >You've made friends with the humans though, so you don't mind too much
- >One told you something that helped you get through it all
- >"If you keep letting them calling you bad baby make you sad, then they win. You might be a bad baby, but you're a good fluffy."
- >So you don't take bad baby as an insult
- >It's what you are, so you don't let them hurt you
- >Humans are smart like that
- >Now that you're a little bigger, you sleep in a cage next to the other fluffies
- >Specifically, next to your brother and sister
- >You still don't like them, and they still don't like you
- >Whatever, they're tools.
- >Or at least, that's what the humans call them
- >Late one night, you hear a noise in your brother and sister's cage
- >You wake up and look over
- >Your brother is behind your sister
- >And... moving?
- >You hear a soft noise
- >"Enf, enf, enf..."
- >Oh WHAT?!
- "Bwudda! No huggie sissy! No make bad speshaw hugs!"
- >Your yelling makes your brother stop for a moment and glare at you
- >"Bad babbeh no tawk to fwuffy! Fwuffy wuv sissy, sissy wuv bwudda! Bad babbeh get ouchies!"
- >He just goes right back to humping
- "Nuuuu! Bad speshaw huggies make bad babbehs! Bwudda no wike bad babbehs!"
- >"No cawe! Wuv sissy!"
- >This is... STUPID!
- >They're going to risk making bad babies?
- >After all they've put YOU through!?
- >You run at the bars of the cage and start screaming
- "HATE SISSY! HATE BWUDDA! KIWW! KIWW BWUDDA! KIWW SISSY! HATE BOWF!"
- >You screaming frightens your siblings so much that they stop
- >They make bad poopies
- >They run away from you, hiding at the other end of the cage
- >You want to hurt them so much!
- >You HATE them!
- >Your noise has also brought a human over to your cage
- >"What the hell, runt? Why are you screaming?"
- >"Hate! HATE! WAN' HUWT BWUDDA!"
- >The human picks you up takes you away
- >Puts you in a place called the "sorry box" until you've calmed down
- >You cry that night
- TWO WEEKS LATER
- >Yet again, you're a fluffy runt
- >Still hate your daddy, sister and brother
- >But you don't see them any more
- >Just the other fluffies
- >They ignore you so long as you stay out of the way
- >Though some of the fillies, when they smell really pretty, let you give them special hugs
- >Special hugs are AWESOME
- >The humans are still your friends
- >There's one pretty lady who looks after you
- >She's like your mama
- >But you know your real mama is dead
- >That's the word the other humans use to describe her
- >"Where's his mother?"
- >"She's dead."
- >It's not exactly the nicest sounding word
- >But you don't dwell on it
- >You're a little busy giving special hugs to some filly who's forgotten you're a bad baby
- >She'll remember eventually, but for now...
- "Enf! Enf! Enf!"
- >Later that day, you're taken to the lotsa foals room
- >It's where you and the other foals go and see new humans
- >Sometimes humans take foals home and be their "daddies"
- >That's dumb
- >They're humans, they're not fluffy daddies!
- >But still... It might be nice to get away from this place
- >To live with someone who might actually love you
- >"Excuse me? Is there something wrong with this little one?
- >Oh, another human
- ...
- "Hewwo, big man."
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