- >Fluffy pony's are notorious for their incredibly short lifespans whether from outside influence or due to their own stupidity
- >So it's amazing to see that your own fluffy has aged to a fine age of 5 years
- >absolutely ancient for fluffies
- >The same couldn't be said for his special friend who somehow managed to get herself trapped in the freezer
- >Needless to say it ruined your hankering for the chocotaco you had in back when you saw her frozen fluffy butt sticking out of the ice
- >Still before she kicked the bucket she gave birth to 3 foals
- >Those foals led to the birth of 7 others
- >and so on and so forth leading to one helluva genetic legacy
- >which doesn't really add up to much in reality seeing as over half of them died to various increasingly ridiculous circumstances.
- >The remaining family and their owners have been invited to celebrate with their ancestor's long life.
- >Friends, Family, Spaghetti, Fun all around
- >The night ends and every fluffy hugs the ancient fluffy before leaving
- >the last fluffy gives one final hug and leaves with her mama
- >"that sure was great wasn't it buddy?"
- >The old pony doesn't say a word collapsed on the ground
- >You pick him up and notice that's he's dead
- >not only that he's it seems like every bone in his body has been crushed into powder
- >Fluffy pony was hugged to death.
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