- >Be a guy with a fluffy pony named Sarah
- >Realize fluffy ponies are stupid as hammers
- >Have an idea
- Hey Sarah! Let's play a game!
- Sawa wike game! How pway?
- >All too easy.jpg
- >Get a tiny paper bag and a rubber band
- It's called "Your Lack Of Object Permanence Will Be Your Undoing".
- Yay! Wan pway!
- First, you put on the special game hat.
- Wan weah game hat!
- >Slip the paper bag on Sarah's head
- >Secure it loosely with the rubber band.
- >Wouldn't want her strangling before the game could really get started.
- >Sarah is now encased in a world of darkness.
- >It begins.
- Wait...where did Sarah go?
- Sawa heah, daddie! Sawa heah!
- Didn't I have a fluffy pony?
- Daddeh haf fwuffy pony! Pony heah! Sawa heah! Wait...do I...do I hear something? It almost sounds like...like English.
- Sawa, daddeh! Is Sawa! Sawa no wike game! Huh...guess not.
- >Audibly move to other side of the room.
- >Settle in to watch the fun
- >Sarah stumbles around, unsure of where to go Wh...wheah Sawa?
- >You don't respond
- >You damn near choke on your laughter
- >Sarah continues muttering about her own existence.
- >Sarah eventually comes to a stop
- >Sarah believes she no longer exists.
- >Three days later, Sarah dies of dehydration in the same place she stopped three days prior
- >Everything went better than expected.
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