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A girl named Molly

By: BallsOfFluff on Jun 29th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.30 KB  |  hits: 454  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You are Molly.
  2. >You are a 13 year old girl.
  3. >You have a hard life.
  4. >At school, you are a mediocre student and a bad test taker.
  5. >Girls bully you. Boys bully you. You crush, Jeremy Davis doesn't even know you exist.
  6. >After school is over, and a gang of chicas beat your lily white ass senseless, you return home.
  7. >Hell, Sweet hell.
  8. >After entering the front door, you are bombarded with your family problems.
  9. >"Molly, Dad's in jail. AGAIN! Call the family lawyer. I'm going to the bank to make bail." Molly's mother orders as she exits the door.
  10. >"Molly, get Unke Mike another brew, will ya?" Molly's alcoholic uncle demands.
  11. >"MOLLY! WHERE'S MY LIGHTER? I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF I FIND IT IN YOUR ROOM, YOU ARE FUCKING DEAD!!!!!" you stoner sister yells from upstairs.
  12. >Although she smokes the ganja, she is not mellow or laid back as the sterotype asserts.
  13. >You sigh as you prepare to keep the family from imploding.
  14. >You feel a nudge on your ankle.
  15. >It's the family fluffy pony, Mary.
  16. >Perhaps Mary's childlike sense of wonder and innocence will help lighten the mood.
  17. >"Mowwy! Mawy pwegnant. Babbehs coming! Whewe daddy?!"
  18. >You process the information.
  19. >Your family pet, your best friends, is pregnant.
  20. >And she doesn't know who or WHERE the father is.
  21. >And to top this sundae off?
  22. >The prom's tomorrow.
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