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A foal named Red

By: BallsOfFluff on Jan 11th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.66 KB  |  hits: 313  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Once there was a little fluffy foal named Red
  2. >She had bravely wandered outside her home to find food
  3. >Her siblings were sick and their mother was caring for them
  4. >Who couldn't go out for food while giving hugs so Red went
  5. >The foal searched and searched until she found a banana peel
  6. >Happily, she began dragging it back toward her home
  7. >However, on the way she was approached by a large mangy cat
  8. >"Go way!" she yelled, "Dese nummies fo mommeh, brudda an sissy!"
  9. >The cat circled the foal, sniffed her, licked its fangs and ran off
  10. >Red stuck her tongue out at it then continued home
  11. >When she arrived, her mother was sleeping in a corner
  12. >Her brother and sister were nowhere to be seen
  13. >"Mommeh?" she said "Haf nummies fo you."
  14. >The little foal walked up to her mother and nudged her
  15. >She fell over into a pile of fluff
  16. >Multi-colored fluff soaked in blood with bits of bone and meat sticking out
  17. >Red screamed and ran for the door but the cat from earlier appeared
  18. >It slowly walked toward her, purring loudy
  19. >Trapped, she began to cry as the cat swiftly gobbled her up
  20. >The End
  21. >"There's your bedtime story" you say "Goodnight."
  22. >The fluffy pony cries and shakes in his bed
  23. >As you leave, you reach into a bag and pull out a stuffed toy
  24. >"I got this for you today, it's a cat, pretty big one too" you tell it
  25. >You place the stuffed cat on the floor facing the fluffy's bed
  26. >He's now buried himself under his blanket, there's a fowl odor in the air too
  27. >"See you in the morning." you say while shutting the door
  28. >Spend a few hours playing cat sounds outside the room
  29. >Hear fluffy's "NUUS!" with each one
  30. >You love fluffy ponies, cheaper than a movie and way more fun