Lyraxanon first meet

>Day 75 in Equestria

>You are Anonymous and right now your skin is crawling all over

>Since it was such a nice day you decided to go outside for a stroll

>Getting to the park you sat down on a bench and letting Celestia her sun overcome you with warmth

>It didn’t take long for somep0ny to sit next to you, it’s a public park and bench after all

>You face around to greet the p0ny only to see a green unicorn mare sitting exactly like you

>Needless to say your jimmies are instantly being rustled

>Lyra: “Hi Anonymous!”

Uh hi

>Not unusual for her to know your name, you’re kind of famous by now however the way she’s sitting and looking at you has you on edge

>Lyra: “I’m Lyra heartstrings and I am your biggest fan!”

>That bright smile she’s giving you makes you feel uneasy. You already had Applejack and Fluttershy trying to rape you. You did not need another mare after you

Biggest fan?

>Lyra: “Yeah I LOVE humans!”

>You can feel it already, today was going to be a bad day. The way she said that sounded way too creepy. You’re too caught up to realize she said some more things

What?

>Lyra: “I think I used to be a human you know! Well in a previous life, I had hands and everything!”

>Yeah this day was turning out really bad

Look uh Lyra that’s great and all but I got to run, got a friend I need to see

>You’re a terrible lair and you’re hoping your pokerface is holding

>Lyra: “Aww ok I’ll be seeing you Anonymous!”

>God you hope not as you walk away. Doesn’t take you long to hear hoofsteppes behind you. Turn around to see Lyra walking on her two backhooves and standing up straight like a human. She seems a bit strained but it looks like she has done this before, probably allot of times

What the fuck

>No seriously what the fuck are you seeing. You’ve had p0nies trying to rape you all the time, you’ve seen flying p0nies and magic. You have even seen one pink p0ny break every psychics law there is but this …this shit man what the hell.

>Lyra: “See I can walk just like you teehee”

>It’s too early for this shit, you need a drink

>Without replying you run off towards your house, you hear Lyra call out after you but you don’t care

 

 

>Save at last you think to yourself as you open your refrigerator and take a bottle of applejack daniels out. With one swig you down it then decide to settle in your coach

>You can’t help but think about that Lyra pony, the way she walked and what she said definitely made your jimmies rustle

>Was she insane? Was this some weird plot to get in your pants

>Your train of thought is interrupted as you feel your coach move

>You turn your head to see … Lyra sitting like you again and drinking a bottle of applejack daniels. YOUR bottle of applejack daniels. Oh hell no p0ny stole your booze …wait how the hell did she get in

Lyra? What the heck? How did you get in?

>Lyra: “Teehee magic!” She flashes that grin again

>This is bad. Applejack you could mostly handle, if anything she was loud and would just break your door in if she attempted something. Fluttershy was usually timid asking about your fetishes so that wasn’t an issue to. But this? This one could appear anywhere at any time

>You don’t like this one bit and get angry

GET OUT!

>Lyra: “But I”

OUT!

>She stares at you a bit before she walks to your door and with magic opens it. She walks off but not before she gives you one last look

>demsadeyes.jpg

>Holy shit you feel like an asshole right now. She got tears in her eyes

>You’re about to call back to her but you stop yourself. Sure it’s a dick move to do but you don’t need another crazy p0ny annoying you

>She gives one more look before she teleports away

>Hey brain?

>Yeah Anon?

>Why do I feel like shit for doing that

>Cause deep down you’re a big softie

>With a sigh you go back to your coach and sit down. You just sit there to what feels like forever

>You snap back up as a knock breaks your train of thought. You look at your clock to see that it really has been like forever, you’ve spend close to 6 hours like that

>Walk to the door and as you open it you see it’s your Rainbro

>RD: “Sup dude and …woah you look like you’ve been in tartarus and back”

>Lol what

>You step aside and let her in

>As you walk after her you look in the mirror and yeah you do look like shit

>RD: “So what happened? Applejack tried anything again?”

No was this new p0ny. This one really creeps me out. She can even do magic and is obsessed with humans

>RD: “Lyra? Oh she’s cool enough”

>Wait what your Rainbro knows her?

What? She mimicked my every move and even teleported into my house. Plus she stole my booze

>RD: “Well she’s a bit weird I admit but she’s harmless enough”

Before or after?

>RD: “Before or after what?”

Before or after she uses some crazy magic voodoo and rapes me

>That last sentence seemed to have flustered your bro as she blushes and her wings jump up

You ok Rainbro? That looks like it hurts

>RD: “Yeah …don’t worry about it. It happens sometimes, too much flying and all that you know”

>Your Rainbro has a way better pokerface then you

>RD: “A…Anyways I don’t think Lyra would do that” Rainbow dash is still a bit flustered as her wings revert back to normal

What’s up with her anyways?

>RD: “Well truth be told I don’t know for sure, she’s always been into humans. Heck she got teased about it as a filly and even now as a grown up mare. Come to think of it she was right all along with their being humans”

>Teased? You can’t help but feel like an ass again

What happened during that teasing?

>RD: “You don’t want to know”

Bro tell me

>RD: “Well since you asked … She kept going on about there being humans in her dreams and everything and that she wanted to be friends with them. At first it was just some weird filly thing but she kept going on about it. It went to the point where she would walk on two legs and try to summon humans with her magic

>Wait hold up magic summoning? Holy crap might be a way for you to get back

She could do that?

>RD: “Nah nothing like that, she just summoned magic hand thingies”

>You can’t help but picture that boss hand from super smash bros

>Good old times

>RD: “Anon you still with me?”

>Hey dumbass stop daydreaming

>Thanks brain

>Anytime Anon

Yeah still here

>RD: “So as I was saying at first no one really paid it much attention but pretty soon it got creepy, so she got teased about it. Crazy Lyra, monkeylover, witch pony are just some of the names she got called. And that was just the namecalling”

>You did not like where this was going”

It gets worse?

>RD: “Yeah later on she got bullied, I even heard other p0nies throwing rocks at her or beating her up

>Well its official. You now feel like the lowest trash on Equestria

>She was just interested into you after all the shit that happened to her when she was smaller and when she finally could proof she was right all along you just had to tell her to fuck off.

Goddamnit

>RD: “Anon?”

I yelled at her and everything

>RD: “Well not like you knew. Just apologize to her tomorrow or something”

>Your bro always has your back

Thanks bro

>You hold up your fist which she promptly bumps back with her own

>You swear you heard a voice yell out 50 brohooves achievement accomplished

Why didn’t I see her before today though? If she’s that crazy about humans

>RD: “She moved away from Ponyville before you got here. After she broke up with Bon Bon I think she went to manehatten”

>Those city names always crack you up

>Wait going back to Bon Bon

Bon Bon? Poor stallion who has that name

>See Rainbow Dash break out in laughter

What?

>RD: “Bon Bon is a mare”

>A mare? But so is Lyra …oh lesbian p0nies?

>Your cool with that

>Sadly your dick is too and before you even realize it you pop a boner

>75 days without any action takes its toll

>Damn rapist p0nies

>You fail to realize dash noticed as well and there goes her wings again

Damn bro you really should see a doctor or something for those wings, that must hurt

>RD: “I uh …yeah …got to go!”

>Rainbow Dash flies back to her house in Cloudsdale

>What was that all about?

 

 

>Next day

>You still feel like shit for that whole Lyra thing. Sure she was weird and obsessed with you but after what Rainbro told you, you just had to apologize even if it meant having another stalker

>Why are you such a softie

>And that is why you are now walking through Ponyville. You probably should have asked Rainbow Dash where she lived

>You just walk around to popular spots in town like the market, Sugarcube corner, various shops but no Lyra in sight.

>You decide to take a break and go to the park from yesterday. Who knows she might be there

>…Trollestia must really have it out for you today as sure enough sitting in that same bench was Lyra

>She was still sitting like a human but she was floating a lyre?

>As you walk closer you can hear her play music

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elERNFoEf3Y

>You’re about to ask how the hell she can play a lyre but your mind already has the answer

>Magic

>Figures

>You got to admit while this wasn’t a thing you listened to back on earth it was nice. Soothing and relaxing and she is damn good at it.

>Explains her cutiemark as well.

>Soon enough she finishes

>You decide now would be a good time to let yourself be known to her now

>Damn feels for making you go through this mess

Hey uh Lyra

>God you sound awkward. If you had any spaghetti with you now would be the time it would leak from your pockets

>Lyra looks back at you and for a second you can make out a small smile but then she turns away again and frowns

>Woah that hurt you mentally

>-10 mental magic

I uh wanted to apologize for yesterday. I shouldn’t have reacted like that

>Lyra looks like she wants to say something but she seems to stop herself

>You really wish she would say something now as you don’t deal well with these silences

So yeah I uh hope we can be friends …You’d like that right?

>She’s still not replying and looks like she’s about to break down

>Feeling awkward as hell you decide to try it one more time

Well just thought I should let you know I’m not mad at you and once again sorry about yesterday

>Still no reply so you turn around to walk away

>Well that went shit

>Lyra: “…rest of them”

>You heard her mumble something

What?

>Lyra: “You’re just like the rest of them”

>You turn around and feel your heart sink. Looking back at you was Lyra with tears in her eyes. But what hurt you the most was her face

>It looked like a mix of angry, sad and lonely

>Lyra: “I thought you were different Anonymous but you’re just like the rest of them

>Wait is she putting you on the same line as those bullies?

I’m not …

>You get cut off by her again

>Lyra: “Ever since I was a filly I’ve had these dreams and all I wanted was for someone to explain it to me. Instead p0nies made fun of me and hurt me”

But that’s

>Get interrupted again

>Lyra: “Only Bon Bon wanted to be near me and in the end she too got enough of it and called me crazy.”

>Goddamnit this isn’t fair, you had nothing to do with that shit

>So why then do you feel so terrible

>Lyra: “Then I finally see a human and he doesn’t even want to be near me! Do you know how it feels to finally see the thing that you wanted for so long only for it to hate you?”

>She finally loses it and lets out a loud scream before she cries

>You do the only thing you can think of right now

>You go over to her and place her head against your chest while you hug her

It’s not fair for you to do that Lyra

>She’s still crying but you can feel her shift into your embrace

I had nothing to do with that … but I think I understand you now

>She seems to calm down a bit as her crying comes to some small sobbing

Before I came to Equestria I too was lonely and somewhat of an outcast

>Might have something to do with the fact you days on the internet but she sure doesn’t need to know that now

I can’t even begin to think how sad you must have felt but I meant what I said earlier. I want to be your friend

>She finally calms down enough to speak

>Lyra: “R…Really?”

>datface

>You might regret this bro

>I know brain but I need to do this now

Yes really …just please don’t copy me. It’s weird and annoying

>See her perk up and nod as she flashes you a smile

>Damn that’s cute

So how about we start over?

>You let her go and stand up

I’m Anonymous

>You hold up your hand

>She stares at it before she takes your hand in both her hooves

>Lyra: “I’m Lyra heartstrings”

>You swear she’s staring at your hand like it’s the tastiest thing she’s seen

>You might regret this after all Anon

>I know brain

>She lets go but that took longer than you felt comfortable with

>You spend the rest of the day with Lyra at the park. Her playing her harp while you spoke about whatever she wanted to know

>Which was just about everything

>Lyra: “Well thank you for today Anon but I should go home, it’s getting late”

>You look up to see it already dark out?

>Lyra puts her lyre in her saddleback with magic then waves at you before she walks home

>You’re happy to say she did that walking like a regular p0ny

>Hey brain we did good today right?

>We sure did Anon

>Suddenly something flies next to you

>You turn around to see your Rainbro

Hey Rainbro

>RD: “That was nice of you”

>Wait she saw?

You saw?

>RD: “yeah you big softie” she snickers

How much?

>RD: “Everything, you just happened to be close to my nap spot”

>She points up

>You follow and sure enough can make out a small cloud in the evening sky

Well after what you told me I felt I had to do something

>RD: “She seemed happy”

>You smile

Yeah that felt good. Want to go see a movie and hang out?

>RD: “You know it”

>You both get ready to walk to your house when suddenly rustling in the bushes

>You and Rainbro stop and look at it

>Fluttershy comes out of it

>FS: “Oh …oh Anon …I’m so lonely”

>She starts to cry

>you give her the most deadpan look you can give her

>FS: “I guess lonely mares aren’t your fetish?

>You and Rainbow Dash both facepalm/hoof

>Walk off as Fluttershy zips in front of you both again

Fluttershy stop it

>FS: “Just wait Anonymous if that’s alright with you”

Fine just hurry up

>Goddamn Flutterslut

>You watch as she tries to get up on her hindhooves

>She’s struggling like mad but thanks to her wings she’s managing to hold on

>Suddenly Angel appears with a …is that a lyre?

>Oh hell no

>You and Rainbow Dash watch as the bunny gives Fluttershy the lyre

>Seriously?

>FS: “Look I can play the lyre too”

>She tries to play it but her hoof breaks the snares instantly

>Finally having enough you and Rainbro just walk away

>FS: “I guess lyres aren’t your fetish either?”

>Unbeknown to you a lone minty green p0ny just slipped in her bed while having the widest smile.

 

The end