- >Day 1547 in Equestria
- >You are Anonymous and also a master thief
- >You finally found Celestia’s secret vault
- >Only two Pegasus guards and you made quick work of them
- >You don’t kill though so they’ll just wake up with a bad headache later
- >You can’t wait to loot all those bits and gems
- >Break vault code and see it slowly open before you
- >It’s filled with glorious yellow bit....banana’s?
- >Suddenly princess Celestia appears behind you
- >”Do you like mmmbanana’s Anonymous?”
- Uh ….no?
- >”Cause you’re about to go banana’s on the moon”
- FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
- >Die from oxygen starvation on the moon
- >You are still Anonymous the master thief
- >You are making plans for your next haul
- >A sudden knock on your door interrupts you
- >Making sure your plans and maps are locked away before you open the door
- >It’s Fluttershy
- >”Uh hi…Anonymous”
- Oh hey Fluttershy. What’s up
- >”I uh …know…”
- Know what?
- >”I know…you are the thief who’s been causing panic in Canterlot”
- >Your jimmies are at max rustling
- >”So uh ..I just wanted to know…if that’s ok with you?”
- >Is she blackmailing you?
- Know what?
- >”Is stealing your fetish?”
- >Fucking Fetishshy
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