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AnonxLyra oneshot (clop)

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  1. >You are Lyra
  2. >And tonight your dream finally comes through
  3. >You met anon 2 years ago after he ended up in Equestria
  4. >At first he was scared of you, something to do with acting like Fluttershy?
  5. >Later on you learned Fluttershy tries to rape anon and he thought you were the same.
  6. >One night you just happen to pass by anon his house, really it was total luck…ok you might have been stalking him a little.
  7. >You heard noises and anon screaming so you teleported into his house like you did sometimes …ok you did stalk him allot.
  8. >You ran upside and saw anon almost naked and tied down with Fluttershy above him, even today you remember that crazy look in her eyes.
  9. >”wh…WHO ARE YOU?” Fluttershy let out a shout that would have made princess Luna proud
  10. Lyra? LYRA OH GOD HELP!
  11. >Fluttershy turned to you and tried to attack you.
  12. >Your magic reflexes kicked in and your magic blasted Fluttershy of into the night. Fucking team rocket
  13. Thank you Lyra
  14. >Anon thanked  you! You were so happy, usually he was mad or scared.
  15. >“Yo…you’re welcome Anonymous” you replied feeling a bit flustered, that fuzzy feeling you had when anon was close was even warmer after he thanked you.
  16. Could you get me loose please Lyra, Fluttershy told me these are magic bindings
  17. >You use your magic to undo the bindings
  18. >Anon sits up then to your surprise gives you a hug.
  19. Thanks again Lyra! I thought she had me this time. Fucking Flutterslut
  20. >You don’t reply, anon is hugging you, you can feel his hands over your body and his bare chest is right in front of you.
  21. >After a brief moment which felt like eternity to you anon lets go.
  22. >You can’t help but sigh in bliss as your blushing up a storm.
  23. Lyra?
  24. >You snap out of it as anon calls you.
  25. Thanks for the save and all but uh could you leave me alone for a bit, I  need new clothes
  26. >Your blush gets even more crimson as you look anon over, those big strong hands (fingers!!!) pulling up what is left of his shattered shirt. You got to hand it to Fluttershy that p0ny got strength when she wants something.
  27. >”Anon?” you talk as he was waiting for you to leave.
  28. Look Lyra I’m really grateful but
  29. >”IKNOWYOUARESCAREDOFMEBUTIONLYWANTTOBEYOURFRIENDANDIHOPEWECANDOSOMETHINGSOMEDAYANDTHENMAYBEYOUWANTTOBEMYFRIENDANDTHENWECAN
  30. Wow Lyra slow it down
  31. >You stop talking as anon looks at you.
  32. First of all I’m not scared of you
  33. >You couldn’t help but smile at that
  34. Sure I admit I was a bit at start …you did sort of act like Fluttershy
  35. >Your smile dropped
  36. But hey you never actually tried to rape me, and you saved me today
  37. >Anon walks over to you and places a hand (omg!) on your mane and rubs it
  38. How about you go home so I can deal with this mess and  come back tomorrow so we can do that something you talked about
  39. >You feint as Anon tells you he wants to hang out with you tomorrow
  40.  
  41. Anon POV
  42. >You are Anon
  43. >And right now your jimmies are fucking rustled
  44. >Fluttershy somehow managed to break into your house without leaving any traces and as you crawled into bed that fucking bunny placed these bindings on you
  45. >Little smug bastard slapped you into the face before he ran out.
  46. >Fuck that bunny, you’ll stew him next time you see him, four months of no meat and all this shit, you earned it!
  47. >”…Oh…oh my Anon, I guess bondage isn’t your fetish?”
  48. >NOPE
  49. >NOPE
  50. >”Too bad Anon, I want that monkey dick!”
  51. >You could swear Flutterslut her eyes turned red, fucking succubus p0ny
  52. >Next thing you know she tears your shirt into pieces, how the fuck did she do that with hooves?
  53. >Four fucking months and you still can’t get used to that shit.
  54. >Fluttershy is now trying to undo your pants
  55. >You can’t help but scream.
  56. >Hey brain that was a fucking girly scream wasn’t it?
  57. >Yes it was anon
  58. >Do we have any fucks to give?
  59. >Nope
  60. >Thought so
  61. >Suddenly your door burst open and you see a second p0ny, minty green and a harp as cutiemark …Lyra?
  62. >For a second you think this one is going to help Flutterslut
  63. >Oh yeah you’re fucked
  64. >Suddenly Fluttershy freaks out
  65. >You can’t help but beg Lyra for help, sure she was obsessed with you but never tried to rape you up till now
  66. >You see Fluttershy trying to jump her and Lyra’s horn begins to glow before Fluttershy is punted of through your window.
  67. >FUCKYEAH.JPG
  68. >You thank Lyra as she frees you and something compels you to hug her
  69. >Oh shit son what are you doing? That’s how you created Flutterslut
  70. >You let go and could swear you heard her sigh.
  71. >You realize you’re almost naked with a p0ny that is obsessed with you.
  72. >You call out to her that she should leave so you can get new clothes
  73. >Fuck if you are going to sleep naked with Flutterslut
  74. >You hear Lyra call your name
  75. >You turn and then HOLY FUCK ITS PINKIE PIE SPEECH
  76. >Thanks to dealing with that pink devil you understood it all
  77. >You briefly wonder to tell her to fuck of but she earned a day with you, she was a bit weird but she was even more fascinated with you then Twilight was
  78. >You tell her you’re not scared of her and she can come back tomorrow so you can hang out
  79. >Booze and a movie like with Rainbro should be good right?
  80. >Suddenly minty passed out p0ny in your bedroom
  81. >Fuck your life
  82.  
  83. >That was two years ago, ever since then you and anon hung out as much as possible.
  84. >Once you got over trying to hug his hands all the time he actually liked being with you.
  85. >You’ve not felt this happy since Bon Bon.
  86. >She left you before Anon even came to Ponyville, called you crazy for never stopping about your insane hobby.
  87. >She didn’t understand, none did, still it hurt you as she left. She was the only one that somewhat understood you.
  88. >Depression hit you soon after, you barely got out, and that was only to get food, you hated half the town anyways, they laughed behind your back, some did it even to your face.
  89. >Then one day you had enough, you wanted it all to end.
  90. >You were going to kill yourself, you didn’t want to do it by hanging though, too painful
  91. >You briefly wondered if you should go to Everfree forest and let some timberwolf or manticore eat you
  92. >You shake that thought, tartarus be damned if you would please some creature with your body
  93. >You decided to take a walk to think it over, might as well get a final walk in.
  94. >And then you saw it
  95. >Half the town looking at those six p0nies that got the princess special favors
  96. >But they didn’t caught your eye
  97. >It was the taller thing besides them.
  98. >IT WAS A HUMAN AND SWEET CELESTIA IT HAD HANDS
  99. >That was the first time you saw Anon.
  100. >Later on you would see him again many times … ok you might have stalked him
  101. >But on that day where you saved him from Fluttershy it all changed
  102. >And tonight you are now in your bedroom with Anon as he just kissed you.
  103. >You’re lying down on your back as anon is hovering over you
  104. >You squee as you feel his hand rub up and down your belly
  105. >Squee turns to a surprise moan as Anon traces his hand to your marehood
  106. >You feel Anon insert a finger inside you and OH CELESTIA THAT FEELS GREAT
  107. >Anon is now fingering you as you moan up a storm
  108. >Squee again as you feel him insert a second finger and his thumb is now rubbing your clit
  109. >Room is filling with minty smell but you could care less, you are about to cum hard.
  110. >Anon speeds up even more as your moans get louder and then you can’t take it anymore
  111. >With a scream that most likely woke up half of P0nyville your marejuices soak your bed
  112. I don’t need to ask if you enjoyed that right?
  113. >You’re trying to get some air as you’re still shuddering from your orgasm
  114. >”…W…why…..can’t….ponies have…fingers”
  115. >You hear Anon chuckle
  116. >”Anon ….please…” You want it in
  117. You sure about this Lyra?
  118. >”YES!” You reply rather hasty, it surprises even you how eager you are
  119. >You’re greeted with a human penis
  120. >Almost as big as a stallion
  121. >You feel Anon position himself
  122. >”Just ..please be gentle, it’s my first time with a stallion”
  123. >Anon smiles at you and you feel him gently entering you
  124.  
  125. Anon POV
  126. >After another date with Lyra she made it clear she wanted to take this to the next level
  127. >You’ve been dating her for a while now
  128. >Yep you’re about to become a horsefucker
  129. >No fucks given
  130. >Once you got over that awkward feel of being in love with a p0ny you slowly went for it
  131. >From dating to kissing to now
  132. >Sure at first you didn’t like this one bit
  133. >she saved you from Flutterslut so you agreed to hang out with her
  134. >It was a fucking disaster
  135. >If she wasn’t hugging your hands all the time she tried to mimic you every movement
  136. >Yeah you got mad and walked off
  137. >Only to stop as you heard her cry
  138. >Deep down you’re a fucking softy so you walked back
  139. >She apologized and that’s when you saw it
  140. >The look on her face, you knew that look well
  141. >You had that same look before coming here
  142. >That look of loneliness and wanting to be accepted
  143. >You stayed with her till she calmed down then told her you would come back tomorrow if she kept it together
  144. >True to her word she did and soon enough you got a new friend
  145. >Besides Rainbro you didn’t have many friends up till that point
  146. >Twilight was cool, after she got over that whole testing and experimenting
  147. >Those where not fun days
  148. >Spike was cool, sort of a little brother
  149. >Vinyl Scratch liked to chill out with you, probably to do with the fact you could outdrink her
  150. >Damn that p0ny could drink
  151. >Big Mac was a fucking bro and kept his sister at bay, fucking rapist ponies
  152. >You didn’t notice Lyra soon liked you for who you are and not because you’re a human
  153. >Took your Rainbro to show you Lyra had a thing for you
  154. >And here you are, about to have sex with that cute minty green p0ny
  155. >Hey brain we really about to do this?
  156. >Fuck brain, I want some action
  157. >Shut up dick I’m asking brain
  158. >Go for it Anon, we’re lonely and its been ages since we got this lucky
  159. >Lyra led you to her bedroom
  160. >After kissing her she lies down on her bed and spreads her hooves
  161. >Fuck she’s wet
  162. >You rub a hand on her belly
  163. >She’s loving it
  164. >Briefly wonder if you are going to do this
  165. >Fuck it its magic finger time
  166. >Here her squee as you start entering her mare hood with your finger
  167. >Oh shit most adorable sound ever
  168. >She’s loving every second
  169. >Enter a second finger and use your thumb to rub her clit
  170. >Squee again, you could get used to that sound
  171. >Soon enough she’s Cumming all over your hand and her bed
  172. >Holy fuck it’s the exorcist screams
  173. >Smell something
  174. >Minty fresh odder
  175. >Damn that smells good
  176. >She’s still shuddering
  177. >Ask her if she liked that
  178. >Chuckle as she tells you p0nies should have fingers too
  179. >You take that as a yes
  180. >Hey Anon enough foreplay stick me the fuck in
  181. >Shut up dick
  182. >Ask her if she wants to go all the way
  183. >You might become a horsefucker any moment now but you’re going to be a gentlesir about it
  184. >Her eagerness makes your dick harder
  185. >FFS Anon stick me the fuck in
  186. >You position yourself
  187. >Lyra tells you she never been with a stallion before?
  188. >Fuck yeah
  189. >You enter her and holy fuck she’s tight
  190. >You hear Lyra let out a cry of pleasure as you bottom out
  191. >You let her get used to it before you start to thrust into her
  192. >”Oh wow …that feels great”
  193. >Damn she’s right, tight but her insides seemed to be made just for you
  194. >You start to pick up speed and you get rewarded with that cute squeak again
  195. >Soon enough you can feel her insides getting wetter as that minty smell is hitting you again
  196. >One horny mare about to cum again
  197. >You speed up as you feel yourself getting close too
  198. >Lyra keeps shouting your name in pure bliss and lust
  199. >Feelsgoodman.png
  200. Lyra I’m about to
  201. >Suddenly feel your body being hit by fuzzy feeling
  202. >You know that feel well, magic is holding you
  203. >Fucking Twilight and her experiments.
  204. >Look down at Lyra’s face to see those orange eyes staring right at you
  205. >Demeyes
  206. >HNNGGGGGGGGG too fucking cute
  207. >”Please…Anon …Inside”
  208. >Fuckyeah
  209. >Lyra’s magic hold over you grows stronger and you trust even harder
  210. >”ANON!”
  211. >Oh yeah Lyra’s cumming for sure
  212. >Marejuices and exorcism screams again and you could swear her horn was leaking magic sparks
  213. >With a final trust and groan you release inside her.
  214. >You both let the orgasm wash over you as you catch your breath
  215. >You recover before Lyra does and slip out of her
  216. >Damn you made a mess out of her sheets
  217. >Lyra soon recovers as well and notices the same mess
  218. >”Wow Bon Bon never made me cum that hard”
  219. >Feel a bit jealous of this Bon Bon Lyra always talked about but then you realize it was a female p0ny too
  220. >Lesbian p0nies …you could swear your dick winked at you even as it went soft
  221. We should get some new sheets
  222. >Lyra nods at you before her horn begins to glow, soon enough the messy sheets are in a pile and new ones are already placed
  223. >Having a magic girlfriend has its perks
  224. >You and Lyra both shower
  225. >Still can’t get used how she can stand on two legs like a human but makes it easier for you two to snuggle a bit as you wash up
  226. >After getting cleaned up you both feel tired and go to bed
  227. >Lay down and let Lyra lie down on your stomach as she had that smile on her face
  228. >Goddamn that’s cute
  229. >”Anon?”
  230. yeah?
  231. >”Did you like that?”
  232. You really have to ask? Heck yeah I did
  233. >She giggles as she leans in for a kiss which you are happy to oblige before she snuggles in your chest, doesn’t take her long to fall asleep
  234. >With a smile you wrap her in your arms as you drift off to sleep too
  235.  
  236. >THE END