- >You are the famous porn star Slappin’ Balls Bonington.
- >You are now on the set of ‘The Anal Hobbit, An Unexpected Entry’.
- >Right now you are pounding ass on your co-star Cherry Shortcake.
- >Fuck yea! You’re shaking the bed.
- >This is what you get paid for!
- >You’re the best in the business and now you are proving it.
- >You are thrusting for all its worth.
- >A hairy ass and swinging balls!
- >That’s what people watch pornos for.
- >Its almost time for the money shot!
- >You get your acting face on, “Oh yea baby! Are you ready? Are you ready for the magical pixie juice to bless your journey?”
- *Snore*
- >”Zzzzzzzz…. “
- >She fell asleep!?
- >”CUT! What the fuck! Wake her up!”
- >You start to walk away as they start to wake her up.
- >You walk to your area and see the cushion.
- >One of the stage hands point to it, “Hae a seat Mr. Bonington, the fluffer will be here soon.”
- >You sit down thinking of hot women.
- >You need to stay up for the camera, for the people, for your fans, for-
- >”Fwuffy coming daddeh! Fwuffy come fas!”
- >Oh shit! Again?
- >You see a fluffy pony come truddling around a corner and come waddling toward you grinning stupidly.
- >You look down at the fluffy pony who is giggling.
- >”Fwuffy am gud fwuffy! Fwuffy know wha do!”
- >”Ok, listen… I know you mean well but I can just stroke myself, why don’t you just…”
- >She doesn’t pay any attention to you.
- >She starts to hum an out of tune melody and spin doing an awkward attempt at a dance.
- >After a minute of this she turns and lifts her back leg showing you her belly.
- >She then opens her mouth and screams, “AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”
- >Jesus Christ!
- >”AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”
- >”What the hell are you doing!?”
- >She smiles up at you, “Nice hoomins say fwuffy nee make nice dancie den show miwkie pwace and scweam for hoomins!”
- >She points to some other porn actresses who are talking shop, “Dey say doo dat! AHHHHHHHH!!”
- >You try to cut her off, “No! that isn’t… hold on!”
- >She looks at you confused.
- >”Ok… at least try to be a bit more sexy… go, Oooooooooo.” You say in a soft voice.
- >She immediately opens her mouth, “WOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
- >”No! Ooooooooooo.”
- >”OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”
- >She starts to do her dance again.
- >”Ok, I know you want to feel useful but maybe you should-“
- >”WHAAAAAAAAAA!!!”
- >”Anyway-“
- >”OWWWWWWWWW!!!”
- >The director walks over, “Ok! Breaks over, back to work!”
- >The fluffy looks up, “Fwuffy am gud at jobbie!”
- >The director looks down, “Ok, we got another guy who needs you to fluff him. Go down the hall.”
- >The fluffy smiles, “Oh tay daddeh! Bye bye hoomin!”
- >She waves at you and truddles of excitedly.
- >You walk over to the bed seeing a new actress.
- >”Ok, in this scene the orcs have taken the dwarves prisoner, they are desperate and huddling in fear.”
- >”They are dreaming of happier times when they were safe.”
- >”The orcs are leering and gloating full of self confidence that a hated enemy is at their mercy.”
- >”That is when the chamber maid starts to suck your dick.”
- >From down the hall you hear, “WEEEEEEEEEE!!!”
- >You sigh and get into character, pornos don’t make themselves.
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The Sensual Fluffy Fluffer
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