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The Magic Duel

By: BadFicWriter on Jul 3rd, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 9.72 KB  |  hits: 274  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Her name is Twilight Sparkle and she is in the magic finals.
  2. >She is standing across from her opponent, a blue unicorn known as The Great and Powerful Trixie.
  3. >Above you looking down is Princess Celestia, her beauty radiating through the entire room.
  4. >The princess begins to speak to a hushed crowd.
  5. >“Tonight we determine the winner of the Canterlot young magic user’s competition.”
  6. >The audience swoons as their majestic leader speaks.
  7. >One earth pony jumps out from the crowd, “I love you Princess Celestia!”
  8. >Several unicorn royal guard jump magically carrying batons and start to beat the interloper.
  9. >Between his yells of pain the guards are shouting, “Do not speak to your betters peasant!”
  10. >Trixie looks over at Twilight, “I didn’t know they let socially inept exiles join real events.”
  11. >Twilight snickers, “Oh Trixie, you are funny. I was just thinking the other night while lying in my bed in my home just how funny you are!”
  12. >”You know what I mean right? Oh that’s right! You don’t have a bed or a home now you dead beat bitch!”
  13. >”Sleeping alone though right? I’m not surprised, such a homely thing like yourself could never get a boy.” Trixie sniff with self-satisfaction.
  14. >Twilight glares at her, “I can have any boy I want!”
  15. >Trixie glares back, “I’ve had all the boys you want!”
  16. >Princess Celestia interrupts them, “I’ll execute all the boys you want! Let’s get this on the road! I can be laughing at ponies in the dungeon right now!”
  17. >The crowd sighs at how regal their sun princess is.
  18. >Princess Celestia expands her wondrous wings, her tiara glinting in the light. ”Princess Luna.”
  19. >The dark blue alicorn falls to the floor shaking, “Don’t send me to the moon!”
  20. >”Princess Luna, please bring out the magic test.”
  21. >Princess Luna scrambles out and brings back a large box.
  22. >Princess Celestia takes the top of the box off with her magic and levitates one of the contents.
  23. >It is a fluffy pony smiling stupidly as she lifts it up for all to see.
  24. >The fluffy pony starts to smile at wave at the audience, “Yoo hewe pick fwuffy?”
  25. >Princess Celestia explains, ”The contest is to see what you can do to these cute adorable little things.”
  26. >”You will take turns casting and manipulating them.”
  27. >”Now! Show me what you can do!”
  28. >Trixie steps up, “Step back hickville reject, the great and powerful Trixie will end this quickly.”
  29. >She levitates three fluffies out of the box, “Yay! Fwuffy fwy! Hee hee hee!”
  30. >One of the fluffies is a very pregnant mare.
  31. >”This is perfect for what the great and powerfull Trixie wants.”
  32. >She sets the fluffies on the front of the stage evenly apart, “Take fwuffy home? Fwuffy wub new daddeh!”
  33. >Trixie’s horn glows and all three shoot high into the air.
  34. >Trixie stand and points quickly at the three fluffies and each one explodes when she points, the pregnant mares foals explode secondarily.
  35. >Their fluff creates multi colored balls of fluff that float in the air shimmering.
  36. >The crowd gives out an impressed, “Oooooooooh! Aaaaaaaaaah!”
  37. >Twilight steps up, “Not bad, maybe somepony will put some bits in your tip jar and you won’t have to suck dick for your food tonight.”
  38. >Twilight levitates four fluffies out of the box, “Wha was noise? Scawe fwuffy…”
  39. >They are still looking around when Twilight sets them on the ground.
  40. >She looks out at the crowd, “What we need here is some audience participation!”
  41. >She points her horn at the four fluffies and a line of hearts comes out hitting all four.
  42. >The crowd grows quiet, almost at once they start saying how they want and need the four fluffies.
  43. >”Yay, dey wan fwuffy! Fwuffy get daddeh!”
  44. >Twilight says, “Have fun with that.”, and shots the four out into the audience.
  45. >One lands in front of Big Macintosh who immediately stands over the fluffy with hearts as his eyes and a determined look on his face.
  46. >”Yoo new daddeh?” The fluffy asks.
  47. >”Eyup! I’ll be your daddy you sexy thing!” he stands behind her and grabs her with his front hooves.
  48. >”Wha daddeh do? Nuuu! Nuu gif fwuffy spechul huggies, daddeh too big! Hewt fwuffy!”
  49. >The red stallion cannot help himself as he gets over the fluffy and unsheathes.
  50. >The fluffy tries to stuggle but is held firmly by the farm hand.
  51. >He forces his big floppy stallion cock into the crying struggling fluffy making it explode as he forces himself forward, he grunts as he releases.
  52. >As soon as the fluffy dies Big Macintosh comes back to his senses and sees he has the ruined remains of a fluffy on his dick and his spunk is leaking out of its nose and mouth.
  53. >He looks around embarrassed and as nonchalantly as possible he pushes the mess of flesh off and sheathes himself.
  54. >”You better wash yourself before coming over tonight!” Rarity says to him.
  55. >”What was that?” Applejack asks.
  56. >Rarity quickly looks up, “Nothing!”
  57. >Three other stallions have done the same thing, two seem ashamed while one is grinning saying, “Yes! Again!”
  58. >Trixie steps forward, “Nice attempt O trailer park protégé. I will say that it is nice that you can cause a boy to get it up… not for you of course, but it’s a start.”
  59. >She levitates several fluffies, “Whewe fwens? Utheh fwufft weave but whewe go?”
  60. >She has a mischievous smile cross her face as she telepathically squeezes the fluffies.
  61. >Shit squirts out the back of each one, all babbling angrily about their treatment.
  62. >”Don’t want to soil the audience.”
  63. >Trixie levitates the fluffies into a circle, they are happily speaking about flying in their simple speech.
  64. >She takes one out and levitates it to the rear then starts to spin the remaining fluffies.
  65. >She spins them so fast their fluff blurs and they make a rainbow colored circle.
  66. >She then manipulates them making an x shape with the circles.
  67. >She then forms a cloud through much concentration and hits the circles with a lightning bolt setting them on fire.
  68. >As the circular x churns into flames she shoots the one left back through the center.
  69. >It explodes through the flames making a funnel of flame shoot forward.
  70. >Trixie then slams the ponies back and makes them fluffsplode.
  71. >The embers spell out, “The Great and Powerful Trixie” Behind her while she strikes a pose.
  72. >The crowd starts to stomp their hooves in approval.
  73. >Twilight steps back to the stage, ”Well I see the single mom in training has done nothing new.”
  74. >”Like a new trick or a new career or get herself back on her feet.”
  75. >Twilight levitates the rest of the fluffy ponies out.
  76. >She has dozens of them.
  77. >She sets several on the ground and start to randomly teleport the levitated one in the air.
  78. >”How Fwuffy move? Fwuffy popping awound!” They say at their sudden movements.
  79. >Twilight is sweating from the effort and concentration.
  80. >“Have you ever wondered what would happen if you teleported inside another pony?”
  81. >Suddenly all the levitating fluffies disappear, then from a bright flash of light an abomination appears.
  82. >it is a huge ball of fluff with eyes appearing randomly on its face and body.
  83. >Several horns are sticking out grotesquely from its head.
  84. >It has a multitude of useless wings randomly placed as well, some limp other buzzing eerily.
  85. >Its multitude of malformed legs move randomly making the fluffy horror shamble randomly.
  86. >It has several tails each randomly shooting out shit in sprays and streams.
  87. >The fluffies on the ground before it start to scream and run randomly as the freak of fluffydom starts to move.
  88. >One fluffy runs behind the sun princess.
  89. >It voice a mixture of high-pitched and guttural sounds.
  90. >”Fwuffy feew funneh…blerghheeghrrrghhh! Hug fwuffeh now! Blerghherrrgsfferegh!”
  91. >It lurches forward crushing two fluffies in a clumsy attempt to hug them with three of its malformed legs.
  92. >”Wahhhhh! Munsta fwuffy gowing to get fwuffy!”
  93. >The misshapen blob grabs onto a fluffy and hold it tight dispight the cries and protest of the captured fluffy.
  94. >A torrent of drool leaves its mouth covering its object of affection.
  95. >The fluffy pony drowns.
  96. >Twilight jumps forward pointing to the fluffy beast and shouts proudly, “Behold! Science!”
  97. >The crowd goes, “Ahhhhh!”, nodding knowingly very interested in this live experiment before them.
  98. >”And now to end this!” Twilight gets a malicious smile on her face.
  99. >She grabs two surviving fluffies and transforms them into rocks.
  100. >The like bullets she shoots them over and over through the fluffy atrocity’s body.
  101. >After several hits the thing she created falls down in a pool of its own blood and shit.
  102. >Twilight bows to cheers from the audience.
  103. >There is a short “eep!” followed by a snap.
  104. >Twilight and Trixie both turn to see a fluffy at the feet of the princess with its head facing backward.
  105. >The princess seems to be giggling.
  106. >Princess Celestia clears her throat and smiles.
  107. >The crowd gasps, their monarch is about to speak.
  108. >”That was wonderful display by both contestants.”
  109. >”But since I know if I give the award to one the other will bug me with a letter every… single… day!”
  110. >”Pincess Luna!”
  111. >“We are sorry sister!” Luna shrinks back.
  112. >”Please give the trophy to Twilight Sparkle!”
  113. >The crowd stomps in celebration.
  114. >Trixie hangs her head trying to hide her disappointment.
  115. >Twilight looks at Trixie waving her trophy at her.
  116. >“Don’t worry, I’m sure it will be true love and not a need for a roof over your head when you start fucking the next guy you meet.”
  117. >Suddenly Big Macintosh is levitated from the audience and brought up to Celestia.
  118. >”I am claiming queen’s right. You either service me in the bedroom or get used to serving me as a eunuch!”
  119. >The crowd is a glow soaking in the majesty of their favorite princess.
  120. >The young magic user’s competition is officially over.