- >Her name is Twilight Sparkle and she is in the magic finals.
- >She is standing across from her opponent, a blue unicorn known as The Great and Powerful Trixie.
- >Above you looking down is Princess Celestia, her beauty radiating through the entire room.
- >The princess begins to speak to a hushed crowd.
- >“Tonight we determine the winner of the Canterlot young magic user’s competition.”
- >The audience swoons as their majestic leader speaks.
- >One earth pony jumps out from the crowd, “I love you Princess Celestia!”
- >Several unicorn royal guard jump magically carrying batons and start to beat the interloper.
- >Between his yells of pain the guards are shouting, “Do not speak to your betters peasant!”
- >Trixie looks over at Twilight, “I didn’t know they let socially inept exiles join real events.”
- >Twilight snickers, “Oh Trixie, you are funny. I was just thinking the other night while lying in my bed in my home just how funny you are!”
- >”You know what I mean right? Oh that’s right! You don’t have a bed or a home now you dead beat bitch!”
- >”Sleeping alone though right? I’m not surprised, such a homely thing like yourself could never get a boy.” Trixie sniff with self-satisfaction.
- >Twilight glares at her, “I can have any boy I want!”
- >Trixie glares back, “I’ve had all the boys you want!”
- >Princess Celestia interrupts them, “I’ll execute all the boys you want! Let’s get this on the road! I can be laughing at ponies in the dungeon right now!”
- >The crowd sighs at how regal their sun princess is.
- >Princess Celestia expands her wondrous wings, her tiara glinting in the light. ”Princess Luna.”
- >The dark blue alicorn falls to the floor shaking, “Don’t send me to the moon!”
- >”Princess Luna, please bring out the magic test.”
- >Princess Luna scrambles out and brings back a large box.
- >Princess Celestia takes the top of the box off with her magic and levitates one of the contents.
- >It is a fluffy pony smiling stupidly as she lifts it up for all to see.
- >The fluffy pony starts to smile at wave at the audience, “Yoo hewe pick fwuffy?”
- >Princess Celestia explains, ”The contest is to see what you can do to these cute adorable little things.”
- >”You will take turns casting and manipulating them.”
- >”Now! Show me what you can do!”
- >Trixie steps up, “Step back hickville reject, the great and powerful Trixie will end this quickly.”
- >She levitates three fluffies out of the box, “Yay! Fwuffy fwy! Hee hee hee!”
- >One of the fluffies is a very pregnant mare.
- >”This is perfect for what the great and powerfull Trixie wants.”
- >She sets the fluffies on the front of the stage evenly apart, “Take fwuffy home? Fwuffy wub new daddeh!”
- >Trixie’s horn glows and all three shoot high into the air.
- >Trixie stand and points quickly at the three fluffies and each one explodes when she points, the pregnant mares foals explode secondarily.
- >Their fluff creates multi colored balls of fluff that float in the air shimmering.
- >The crowd gives out an impressed, “Oooooooooh! Aaaaaaaaaah!”
- >Twilight steps up, “Not bad, maybe somepony will put some bits in your tip jar and you won’t have to suck dick for your food tonight.”
- >Twilight levitates four fluffies out of the box, “Wha was noise? Scawe fwuffy…”
- >They are still looking around when Twilight sets them on the ground.
- >She looks out at the crowd, “What we need here is some audience participation!”
- >She points her horn at the four fluffies and a line of hearts comes out hitting all four.
- >The crowd grows quiet, almost at once they start saying how they want and need the four fluffies.
- >”Yay, dey wan fwuffy! Fwuffy get daddeh!”
- >Twilight says, “Have fun with that.”, and shots the four out into the audience.
- >One lands in front of Big Macintosh who immediately stands over the fluffy with hearts as his eyes and a determined look on his face.
- >”Yoo new daddeh?” The fluffy asks.
- >”Eyup! I’ll be your daddy you sexy thing!” he stands behind her and grabs her with his front hooves.
- >”Wha daddeh do? Nuuu! Nuu gif fwuffy spechul huggies, daddeh too big! Hewt fwuffy!”
- >The red stallion cannot help himself as he gets over the fluffy and unsheathes.
- >The fluffy tries to stuggle but is held firmly by the farm hand.
- >He forces his big floppy stallion cock into the crying struggling fluffy making it explode as he forces himself forward, he grunts as he releases.
- >As soon as the fluffy dies Big Macintosh comes back to his senses and sees he has the ruined remains of a fluffy on his dick and his spunk is leaking out of its nose and mouth.
- >He looks around embarrassed and as nonchalantly as possible he pushes the mess of flesh off and sheathes himself.
- >”You better wash yourself before coming over tonight!” Rarity says to him.
- >”What was that?” Applejack asks.
- >Rarity quickly looks up, “Nothing!”
- >Three other stallions have done the same thing, two seem ashamed while one is grinning saying, “Yes! Again!”
- >Trixie steps forward, “Nice attempt O trailer park protégé. I will say that it is nice that you can cause a boy to get it up… not for you of course, but it’s a start.”
- >She levitates several fluffies, “Whewe fwens? Utheh fwufft weave but whewe go?”
- >She has a mischievous smile cross her face as she telepathically squeezes the fluffies.
- >Shit squirts out the back of each one, all babbling angrily about their treatment.
- >”Don’t want to soil the audience.”
- >Trixie levitates the fluffies into a circle, they are happily speaking about flying in their simple speech.
- >She takes one out and levitates it to the rear then starts to spin the remaining fluffies.
- >She spins them so fast their fluff blurs and they make a rainbow colored circle.
- >She then manipulates them making an x shape with the circles.
- >She then forms a cloud through much concentration and hits the circles with a lightning bolt setting them on fire.
- >As the circular x churns into flames she shoots the one left back through the center.
- >It explodes through the flames making a funnel of flame shoot forward.
- >Trixie then slams the ponies back and makes them fluffsplode.
- >The embers spell out, “The Great and Powerful Trixie” Behind her while she strikes a pose.
- >The crowd starts to stomp their hooves in approval.
- >Twilight steps back to the stage, ”Well I see the single mom in training has done nothing new.”
- >”Like a new trick or a new career or get herself back on her feet.”
- >Twilight levitates the rest of the fluffy ponies out.
- >She has dozens of them.
- >She sets several on the ground and start to randomly teleport the levitated one in the air.
- >”How Fwuffy move? Fwuffy popping awound!” They say at their sudden movements.
- >Twilight is sweating from the effort and concentration.
- >“Have you ever wondered what would happen if you teleported inside another pony?”
- >Suddenly all the levitating fluffies disappear, then from a bright flash of light an abomination appears.
- >it is a huge ball of fluff with eyes appearing randomly on its face and body.
- >Several horns are sticking out grotesquely from its head.
- >It has a multitude of useless wings randomly placed as well, some limp other buzzing eerily.
- >Its multitude of malformed legs move randomly making the fluffy horror shamble randomly.
- >It has several tails each randomly shooting out shit in sprays and streams.
- >The fluffies on the ground before it start to scream and run randomly as the freak of fluffydom starts to move.
- >One fluffy runs behind the sun princess.
- >It voice a mixture of high-pitched and guttural sounds.
- >”Fwuffy feew funneh…blerghheeghrrrghhh! Hug fwuffeh now! Blerghherrrgsfferegh!”
- >It lurches forward crushing two fluffies in a clumsy attempt to hug them with three of its malformed legs.
- >”Wahhhhh! Munsta fwuffy gowing to get fwuffy!”
- >The misshapen blob grabs onto a fluffy and hold it tight dispight the cries and protest of the captured fluffy.
- >A torrent of drool leaves its mouth covering its object of affection.
- >The fluffy pony drowns.
- >Twilight jumps forward pointing to the fluffy beast and shouts proudly, “Behold! Science!”
- >The crowd goes, “Ahhhhh!”, nodding knowingly very interested in this live experiment before them.
- >”And now to end this!” Twilight gets a malicious smile on her face.
- >She grabs two surviving fluffies and transforms them into rocks.
- >The like bullets she shoots them over and over through the fluffy atrocity’s body.
- >After several hits the thing she created falls down in a pool of its own blood and shit.
- >Twilight bows to cheers from the audience.
- >There is a short “eep!” followed by a snap.
- >Twilight and Trixie both turn to see a fluffy at the feet of the princess with its head facing backward.
- >The princess seems to be giggling.
- >Princess Celestia clears her throat and smiles.
- >The crowd gasps, their monarch is about to speak.
- >”That was wonderful display by both contestants.”
- >”But since I know if I give the award to one the other will bug me with a letter every… single… day!”
- >”Pincess Luna!”
- >“We are sorry sister!” Luna shrinks back.
- >”Please give the trophy to Twilight Sparkle!”
- >The crowd stomps in celebration.
- >Trixie hangs her head trying to hide her disappointment.
- >Twilight looks at Trixie waving her trophy at her.
- >“Don’t worry, I’m sure it will be true love and not a need for a roof over your head when you start fucking the next guy you meet.”
- >Suddenly Big Macintosh is levitated from the audience and brought up to Celestia.
- >”I am claiming queen’s right. You either service me in the bedroom or get used to serving me as a eunuch!”
- >The crowd is a glow soaking in the majesty of their favorite princess.
- >The young magic user’s competition is officially over.