Title:           The Fluffy Fluffer is Sexiness
Author:          BadFicWriter
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/yiTZ7836
First Edit:      Monday 17th of June 2013 11:58:41 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 17th of June 2013 11:58:41 PM CDT

>You are the famous porn star Slappin’ Balls Bonington.
>You are on the set of your latest film ‘The Lone Stranger: Justice Cums!”
>You and your co-star Cinnimon Buns are doing your major scene.
>This is a dramatic build up that your character and the heroine have been building to.
>”Oh please masked stranger… can you show me your face…”
>You stare down at the woman, “No Poka Puntis, I must keep my identity safe to fight injustice!”
>She undoes her shirt and takes it off showing her ample tits being held in a lacey bra.
>”Then maybe you can show me your chest…”
>You lock eyes with her as you remove your shirth.
>She moans looking at you, “Ohhh you are so hot… show me your big dick!”
>You unzip your pants and pull out your wiggling woman wacker.
>She moans even more rubbing her breast.
>She falls to her knees and looks up at you and wispers, “Show me your nuts…”
>You jump around waving your arms about yelling, “WOOGA WOOGA WOOGA!!!”
>You sit down and take off a shoe.
>You toss it in the air and when it hits you run over and start to bark at it.
>The woman moans loader putting her hand down her pants as you jump up doing a ho-down dance yelling, “I’m Napolean! I command you to mix syrup and gravy”
>You then put your thumbs in your ear and wiggle your fingers while laughing maniacally.
>You know you nailed that part!
>You are bound to get a Woody for that scene!
>You wish you knew how the writers came up with such awesome scenes!
>The woman crawls up to you and grabs you massive manhood.
>The director calls out, “Ok! Now get a close up….”
>The cameraman looks confused, ”What? I was supposed to be recording?”
>”FUCK! CUT!”
>”Get the set back up!”
>Damn it!
>You were so good in that scene too.
>You step over to your area to hear a stage hand yell out, “Ok! Bring in the fluffer!”
>You sit down on a cushion on the floor.
>You close your eyes and think of beautiful women to keep your erection.
>You hope the fluffer is good at her job.
>You need your chissled chunck of cheick magnet at its best!
>You hope that-
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>”Oommph! Owies! Fwuffy twip!”
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>You open your eyes and look down at what is approaching you.
>”Fwuffy coming daddeh! Wai fo fwuffy! Fwuffy am coming!”
>The fluffy pony comes running in front of you and looks up smiling.
>”Fwuffy am hewe! Am gud at jobbie daddeh!”
>You stare wide eyes at what is in front of you.
>The fluffy pony is wearing a rainbow clown wig that is cocked to the side.
>She has on little high heel shoes on all her hooves.
>There is a red smear on her lips that has a line going down her face and across her body.
>She is wearing a pink tutu that is dirty and ragged.
>Someone placed fish net stocking on her rear.
 >She had a bra wrapped around her rump.
>Finally she had a set of g-string panties hanging off her neck.
>She glances up at you shyly, then jumps into a dance giggling.
>You look at her puzzled, ”What in the world are you doing?”
>She stops and looks up at you smiling.
>Nice hoomins say to make daddehs happy dat fwuffy nee put on pwetty stuff and make happy sounds!”
>She looks ahead and starts to laugh, “Tee hee hee!”
>One of the stage hands walks by and looks at the fluffy, “Oh fuck yes! That shit is hot!”
>You look up and start to shoo away the stage hand, “Hey asshole! A little privacy here!?”
>The man walks away glancing back every few steps.
>”Oh! Nice hoomins say fwuffy nee make nice pose too!”
>”Wee!” she sets back and flings her hooves to her side.
>”Ow!”, one of her high heeled shoes flies off and hits you in the forehead.
>She giggles and starts to dance again.
>”You know…. Maybe you can go fluff for someone else, I can just stroke myself for-“
>”Weee!”
>”Ow!”
>You rub your head and pick the high heel shoe off the head of your vaginal violator.
>”Soo pwetty…. Eeennnf!”, “wan gif speshul huggies….”, “Pwetty mawe.. fuffy no nos hewt…”
>You look over and see fluffies gathered around the glass storm door.
>They are standing there dry humping the air looking at your fluffer.
>She turns and sees them, “Yay! New fwens? Wan pway?”
>All the fluffies leap at the door
>Humping furiously against the glass.
>”The fluffy pony infront of you giggles, “Fwuffy pway wif new fwens when jobbie am done!”
>”you look between her and the door, “Ummm, I’m not sure you know what game they want to pl-“
>”Tee hee hee!”, She starts to dance again.
>She then starts to leap about between your legs as you try to get her attention to go somewhere else.
>You feel a sudden tug on your swinging Johnson.
>”Owwie! Why fwuffy… URK!”
>Her panties just got wrapped around your zipper ripper and made her fall back.
>She panics and starts to spin and turn trying to get off you.
>”ACK! Hewp…. Fwuffy nee…UKP! Urrrr….”
>She starts to thrash and kick.
>You see she isn’t breathing.
>Damn it!
>You’ve had enough experience with panties to know what to do.
>You quickly reach down and pull the panties around her neck apart.
>She starts coughing and starts to throw up.
>Fuck!
>You have a shoot, you can’t get dirty.
>You stand as fast as you can and turn the fluffy away.
>She calms down after a bit, “Tank yoo nice hoomin…”
>She huffs a bit as the director walks in.
>He sees you standing there with the fluffy in your hands turned away with panties hanging off your pleasure pole.
>He looks at you in disgust, “Listen! What you do in your own time is your business but here you fuck women!”
>”I don’t film that shit! Now get back to normal and come out, we’re ready again!”
>He storms out.
>”What is he talking about?”
>You put the fluffy down and take the panties off your pleasure pumper.
>The fluffy looks up at you again and starts to giggle and dance.
>”Ummm, hey. I need to go back.”
>The fluffy looks down, “Bu’ fwuffy nee do jobbie…”
>”We need a fluffer over here!”
>The fluffy’s face lights up, “yay! Fwuffy coming!”
>”Hold on, don’t forget these.”
>You put her high heel shoes back on.
>”Tank yoo nice hoomin!”
>She turns and takes off as a fast as she can.
>Her hooves kick uselessly on the floor as she slips and fumbles toward her next job.
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>You put on your mask and get into character.
>Time to win that Woody!