- >Today is a special day.
- >It has been one year since you bought your fluffy pony.
- >Ever since you watched discovery and she saw the turtle special she wanted to swim with the turtles.
- >Today you are going to give her a chance.
- >You have bought her floaties and a ring to wear around her waiste.
- >She has her mask and snorkel on.
- >”Fwuffy wuv dada! Fwuffy wan swim now!”
- >”Be patient, we’re almost there.”
- >You drive down to a local pond that has a stock of snapping turtles in it.
- >You set your fluffy down and tell her to be careful.
- >”Fwuffy comin’ wait for fwuffy turties! Way for fwuffy!”
- >It is running to the water happy as can be.
- >You see an old friend who comes over to say hi.
- >”Hey anon, why are you here?”
- >”Letting my fluffy live her dream, swimming with the turtles.”
- >”But anon…. aren’t turtles predatory and eat meat?”
- >Waitwut.jpg
- >You hear screams come from the water.
- >You look up seeing the turtles biting and ripping your fluffy apart.
- >In seconds she is dismembered and pulled under the water.
- >All that is left of your fluffy is a floaty ring in blood tinged water.
- >wellfuckme.jpg
- >”Well anon… what are you going to do now?”
- >Turn to walk back to your cart. ”Off to buy another fluffy.”
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Swimming With The Turtles
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