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Short and Sweet

By: BadFicWriter on May 20th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.68 KB  |  hits: 281  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Fluffy pony is sitting in a field happily playing with a red ball
  2. >With a howl of Ragnorok you come running over a hill toward fluffy pony
  3. >Fluffy pony’s eyes bulge as he screeches in terror at your approach
  4. >You run up to the fluffy pony grabbing him up and duct tape a quarter stick of dynamite to his belly
  5. >Fluffy pony pisses and poops on himself yelling, “why yoo do dis to fwuffy? Yoo meanie hooman!”
  6. >You light a 30 second fuse on the dynamite
  7. >You drop kick fluffy as far as you can
  8. >Fluffy is still screaming in pain and terror as dynamite goes off blowing him into fluffy bits
  9. >You down your flask of whiskey and put on your sunglasses looking bad ass
  10. >YEEEEAAAHHHHHHH!!!
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