- >You are sitting in a chair behind your storm door looking at the garden.
- >You are tired of fluffies sneaking in and eating everything in sight.
- >You are testing out a new anti-fluffy device.
- >You have purposefully left your gate open so fluffies would wonder in.
- >Soon your plan has paid off.
- >A small stray herd wonders in sniffing the air.
- >”Fwuffy smeww nummies.”, “Whewe foodies?”, “Fwuffy hungy…”
- >They wonder and find your garden and quickly run into it.
- >”Yay! Fwuffy fin nummies!”
- >They start eating the boon of food in front of them.
- >A couple shake a tomatoes plant and when the red vegetable falls, they happily start to chomp on it.
- >One is pulling leafs off your cabbage.
- >A few find the beans and start eating the leaves.
- >There are happy noms coming from your little Eden.
- >You are sitting anxiously waiting for your device to work.
- >Finally one of them notices it.
- >”Wha dis?” It walks up to the brightly colored box.
- >”Something hewe.” One says nosing the little crank.
- >A couple of notes play.
- >”Oooh. Bawks pway song!”
- >A fluffy starts to turn the lever as the rest start to dance clumbsily.
- >After a minute the clowns head shoots up from the top of the box.
- >They all scream in terror, “Ahhhhh! Munsta! Saf fwuffy! Hewp!”
- >They all run in different directions shitting streams as they run.
- >They are bumping into one another and tripping over the plants.
- >Finally they all make it out of the garden screaming and crying.
- >You can now rest easily.
- >Jack in the boxes scare off fluffy ponies.
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