Title:           Return of the Vampire Fluffy
Author:          BadFicWriter
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/iXTDZNVf
First Edit:      Wednesday 25th of July 2012 03:25:13 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 25th of July 2012 03:25:13 PM CDT

>You are a monster, a vampire fluffy.
>Your little black cape flutters in the night breeze.
>You are hiding in a tree waiting for an unsuspecting fluffy to walk by so you can feed.
>Finally you see her, a beautiful unicorn fluffy.
>She is walking happily down the sidewalk with her owner just behind her.
>Your hunger is too much, you don’t care about the nearby daddy.
>You salivate looking at her neck.
>You turn into a fluffy bat with a pony head and start your decent swooping at the unsuspecting meal.
>You open your mouth wide ready to bite.
>A dog crosses the street and starts to sniff the unicorn fluffy getting between you and your prey.
>You can’t stop and you end up hitting the dog on its ass full with your mouth open.
>Your fangs dig in over the dog’s anus and you can’t pull away.
>The dog lets out a yelp and starts to run.
>The beautiful unicorn fluffy is scared and starts running off.
>The dog slams its butt on the ground and starts to drag you around trying to dislodge you.
>You change back but the only thing visible are your arms and legs waving frantically about from under the dog’s tail.
>After what seems forever you finally dislodge and the dog runs off.
>Your mouth is full of the taste of dog poop.
>You start spitting trying to get the yucky no pretty taste out.
>You hear a honk and look up just in time to see the car bearing down on you.
*wump**wump*
>Your broken body lies in the street, excruciating pain is shooting through your body.
>You immortal body regenerates though and you quickly run off the road.
>You shake your hoof and babble angrily at a car that drives by.
>When you see that you are safe you change back into you flying form.
>You see the beautiful unicorn fluffy crying in her daddy’s arms.
>He is walking toward a door.
>You know you have to act fast.
>You start swooping again.
>You can see her neck exposed.
>You won’t be stopped now.
>She is now yours.
>You open your mouth exposing your fangs.
>Hey, what’s the cool light?
>You flutter over to check it out.
*bzzzzzzztt*
>You flew into a bug zapper.
>Your body spasms and jerks with arcs of electricity crawling all over it.
>You fall limply to the ground.
>You cough a couple of times blowing smoke rings from your lungs.
>You sit up just in time to see the daddy take your prey inside.
>You stomp angrily then walk off not feeding another night.