Title:           Remote Control Fluffy
Author:          BadFicWriter
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/qdQSrNH5
First Edit:      Friday 1st of November 2013 12:10:18 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 1st of November 2013 12:10:18 AM CDT

>You are a fluffy pony pegasus.
>And you are ecstatic.
>The wind is flowing through your fluff as you race down the road.
>Daddy has put you in a remote control car and is driving you as fast as it can go.
>The car’s little engine roars as you shoot down the street.
>You are ducked taped to the roof of the car so you won’t fall off.
>You are flapping your wings imagining that you are really flying.
>You scoot along the road faster than any fluffy has traveled before!
>”Yay! Fwuffy am happeh daddeh! Fwuffy am happeh!”
>You flap your wings faster.
>The rmote control car bounces but you don’t care.
>You are the happiest you have ever benn.
*CRASH*
>You hit a human standing in the road!
>The car topples and you start bouncing and rolling down the road.
>”Owchie! Owie! Wahhhhhh! Nuu wike dis- OWIE! “
>You bonce and roll feeling searing burning pain as the asphalt scraps against your body.
>One of your wingies snaps and bends letting a white stick poke out of it.
>Your tender nose get a bad scratch across it causing boo boo juice to flow from it.
>The car bounces and skids down the street.
>It bounces and rolls one last time making you land on your back with the car on top of you.
>You struggle for a minute unable to move.
>You wiggle your leggies and scream, “Wahhhhhh! Hewp fwuffy! Wahhhh! Nee huggies! Wahhhhh!”
>A few humans that are standing around start to step toward you.
>One bends down and picks you up.
>You try to smile as tears stream down your face.
>”Pwease take fwuffy daddeh nice misteh… nee big huggies… haf bad boo boos…”
>The man cradles you and grabs onto your front left hoof.
>He starts to pull and tug on it.
>Pain starts to shoot down your battered and bruised body.
>”Owie! Pwease nuu do dat misteh. Gif fwuffy oweis! Owie! Owie! OwieeeeEEEEEEE!!!”
>He ignores you and pulls harder.
>He gets a firm grasp and jerks your leg.
>You hear a soft pop as your shoulder comes out of socket.
>The meanie human starts to twist and pull your leg until the flesh starts to rip.
>In short order he rips your front leg off.
>You let out a continuous scream you lose your appendage.
>Spurts of boo boo juice start to come out of your wound.
>He drops you and wonders of with your leg.
>”Wahhhh! Bad owie! Fwuffy wan daddeh! Fuffy wan-“
>You are cut off as you are being picked up again.
>The boo boo juice is flowing freely as you wiggle the rest of your legs.
>”Pwease daddeh! Fwuffy nee huggies! pwea-“
>The human rips the remote control car off you.
>Strands of duct tape come off taking chunks of your fluff with it.
>Your legs stick out and freeze as you scream from the excruciating pain, “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!”
>The meanie human brings you up to his mouth and bites your soft belly!
>”EEEEEEEEE! Nu wike dis game! EEEEE!”
>He only bites harder and pulls back taking a chunk of your belly with him.
>He chews a few times and swollows.
>He then rips your belly open and pulls out some of your intestines.
>You look on in horror as he shoves them in his mouth.
>”NUUUUU! EEEEEEEE! FWUFFY NUU NUMMIES! EEEEEEE! FWUFFY NEE HUGGIES! NUU OWIES! EEEEEEEEEE!!!”
>Your pleas and begs have no effect as he swallows a mouthful of your intestines.
>You watch as they slowly stream from your belly into his mouth.
>You start to feel dizzy and weak as your legs slowly start to drop.
>You want to bat at this bad man but your hoofies won’t listen.
>”Eeeeeee… pwease…”
>Another man leans between you and the meanie eating your guts and reaches into your belly.
>He jerks out yourliver,
>Blood starts pouring from your tummy as the man hungrily shoves your liver dripping with fresh boo boo juice in his mouth.
>”…but fwuffy… am nuu… nummie…”
>Another man walks up and grabs your head.
>He puts his moth over your head and bites down.
>You little head crunches as he takes the top off and starts to chew slowly.
>Other gather around your now limp body each trying to get a part of you for themselves.
>…..
>Two men stare out from a window.
>”I told you it would be useless to try and drive through them!”
>”Fuck! I thought for sure that would work!”
>”Goddamn zombies! How are we going to get through them?”
>One man gets an enlightened look on his face, “We can get pogo sticks and hop through them! They would never get us!”
>”But how will we test that one?”
>The man looks down at his little herd of pet fluffies, “Am daddeh otay? Daddeh wook scawed…”
>He reaches down and grabs one, “We just have to test it out. Hay little guy, want to help daddy?”
>The fluffy gets excited, “yay! Fwuffy hewp daddeh! Fwuffy hewp make daddeh wub fwuffy mo!”
>He looks at his partner, “Go get a spring out of the bed. Trust me, this is a great idea!”
>”I’m fucking telling you! Twelfth time is the charm!”