- >You are an anon sitting back drinking a beer and watching the beach.
- >It is a sunny day and there is a slight breeze in the air.
- >A perfect day for the fuck meter to be at zero.
- >You look out on the beach and see a crab crawling sideways as it makes it way down the surf.
- >”Yoo meanie! Wawifwuff gif munsta owies!”
- >You turn and see a white unicorn fluffy with a wavy blue mane come truddling to the beach.
- >She makes her way to the crab and slaps clumsily at its body.
- >She then circles it trying to buck the creature.
- >All she manages to do is kick some sand up on the creature.
- >She then puffs her cheeks at the crustacean, “Go way or Wawifwuff gif mo sowwies to munsta!”
- >The crab reaches out and grabs one of her cheeks with its pincer.
- >”Owie! Nuu hewt Wawifwuff! Owie!”
- >The crab pulls itself closer.
- >The fluffy tries desperately to back away but she only drags the crab with her.
- >It pinches her other cheek and starts to tear.
- >”Wahhh! Munsta hewt Wawifwuff! Hewp! Wahhh!”
- >It rips part of her cheek off and brings it to his mouth.
- >It starts to eat pieces of the fluffy.
- >She cries and begs the crab to stop as it continues to pull small bits of flesh from her face.
- >After a bit, the crab has eaten most of the fluffies face and even pulled one of her eyes out.
- >She is blubbering to the sea animal, “Pwease… wet fwuffy go… fwuffy sowwy…”
- >The crab obviously has eaten its fill and starts it trek again.
- >The white fluffy lays in the sand crying as blood seems from her face.
- >Soon a pelican flies down and bites up the fluffy unceremoniously.
- >You see only feeble kicks before the pelican swallows and flies off.
- >Strange… that wasn’t near as epic as you thought it would be.
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Rarifluff and the Crab
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