- >You are a fluffy pony happily playing with your blocks.
- >Daddy had to go out real quick and let you play outside your safe room.
- >Daddy really trusts you!
- >You won’t let daddy down.
- >You will show him how big you are by playing with your blocks and not getting into trouble.
- >You are right now in the middle of a game of push the blocks and move them.
- >It’s amazing, you push a block and it moves.
- >You clap each time you succeed happy you are so big.
- >You decide to play your next favorite game, place the book on the blocks.
- >Its much tougher, it’s were you take a book and place it on a bock.
- >You pick a Dr Seuss book and struggle moving it.
- >You finally get your nose under it and flip it onto a block.
- >Yay!
- >You run around, this is the first time you did book on a block with no help.
- >You are jumping happily when you bump into the standing fan.
- >It starts to wobble.
- >”Nuu! Nuu mr whrrrr pwease no fall!”
- >You try to hold it but it topples toward you.
- >You scream in fright and run away.
- >You trip and roll over your book lying on the floor with the other end sticking up.
- >The fan lands on the up turned side of the book launching you into the air.
- >”NUUUUU!!!” You yell as you go flying.
- >You hit the couch and start bouncing across the cushions, “Ow! Oof! Whaa!”
- >You finally bounce across the couch and land on a rolling stool which starts to move.
- >”Why fwuffy move?” You look over the side, “Ahhh!!! Fwuffy high! Hewp fwuffy! Ahh!!”
- >The chair rolls into the kitchen.
- >”Nuuu! Pwease stop mr sittie pwace, fwuffy sowwy, pwease nuu hewt fwuffy!”
- >The meanie chair doesn’t listen to you.
- >”Fwuffy scawed! Pwease stop!” You start to shake the top of the chair to get it to listen.
- >The chair starts to topple and tip over.
- >You are heading toward the ground and all you can see is your water dish.
- >Luckily daddy hasn’t put water in it yet for you.
- >The chair slams down sending you into your water dish, you hit just right to slide down one side and up and out the other.
- >”WAHHHHH!!!” you cry as you fly through the air.
- >You land on the counter making everything shake.
- >You are sitting getting your bearings when a spice jar lands next to you.
- >You look up and see the spice rack tipping.
- >You jump about dodging the falling jars each shaking the counter more and making the knife drawer open.
- >Fear grips you as you see the stainless steel blades all pointing up.
- >The jars start falling in quick succession forcing you back to the drawer.
- >You dodge one last spice jar balancing on the edge when you feel yourself go over.
- >At that moment the cutting board above the spices falls landing between you and the knives.
- >Your eyes bug out in terror as it begins to slide off the knives onto the floor.
- >The cutting board lands at an angle between the floor and the cabinets.
- >You weight makes it buckle.
- >It doesn’t break but it springs back out launching you across the kitchen back into the living room.
- >”AHHHHHHHH!!!”
- >You hit the floor and roll in a little fluff ball stopping at your blocks.
- >You sit up, your head spinning.
- >You hear the door open, “Daddy’s home! Hope you didn’t get into any trouble!”
- >You turn and see daddy walking up.
- >He pets you on your head, “How did all this stuff get knocked over?”
- >”Oh well, did you have fun with your blocks?”
- >”Fwuffy pway bwocks, fwuffy big fwuffy!” you say with a smile.
- >Daddy must be so proud of you.
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