- >An afternoon at the park.
- >You see some pelicans by the water.
- >Meh, nothing better to do, go check them out.
- >Pull out phone and start recording them.
- >Fluffy pony comes up smiling stupidly at the birds.
- >"Birdie pwetty! Haf baggie for moufy. Wan huggies?"
- >Fluffy pony sits and opens its front hooves in front of bird to get a hug.
- >Pelican swiftly bites the fluffy and catches it in its beak.
- >You hear the muffled cries of the fluffy and see its feet kicking against the bill sack of the bird.
- >It gives short "ouchie!" every time the bird shakes it head trying to get him to quit struggling.
- >After a while the bird wins out and you see it swallow the fluffy.
- >Post that shit on youtube.
- >Goes viral, over ten million hits.
- >Fuck that pigeon!
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