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Isle of fluffy horrors prt 1

By: BadFicWriter on May 21st, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.70 KB  |  hits: 333  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Boat pulls up to shore on an island.
  2. >Boat full of animal rights activist
  3. >”You sure they will be safe here dude?” one says
  4. >”Of course, this island is a paradise! We’ve let go all sorts of imprisoned beings here.”
  5. >They let down a small row boat and row to shore with a large box.
  6. >Get to shore open box and dump it out
  7. >Five fluffy ponies fall out onto the sand
  8. >They all give out cries of ouchies then look around.
  9. >”Where fwuffy at?” one asks
  10. >”Your new home little dude. We rescued you from the shelter.” One of the guys says
  11. >”We wescued? Yay! Hooman wescue fwuffies!” They all shout and start dancing.
  12. >”Now go and play, this island is your home now.”
  13. >Fluffies are over joyed and start to run around.
  14. “We home! We home! Fwuffy home!” they all chant.
  15. >Fluffies start to play and hug one another. One finds a coconut and starts to push it around giggling.
  16. >”Fwuffy fin baww!” other fluffies grab cocnuts and start playing too.
  17. >Fluffies don’t see the people leave.
  18. >The boat starts to sail away. “Man, this makes it all worth while.”
  19. >”Yea but if we are going to keep rescuing animal slaves we will need more money. Maby we should get jobs.”
  20. >”Dude! Become part of the corrupt corporate world! Hell no! Nah, we just need to get more money from our parents!”
  21. >”Right, what was I thinking?”
  22. >Fluffies look up, “Where hooman go? It getting dawk.”
  23. >One fluffy says, “He home now. Hooman good hooman, dey wescue us. We sweep nite time den find nice hooman in mowning.”
  24. >Fluffies find a hole in some rocks and climb in to go to sleep.
  25. >”Dis make gud safe woom” they say.
  26. >Fluffies rest contently. They love their first night on their island paradise.