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Happy Easter fluffy pony

By: BadFicWriter on Jun 28th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.35 KB  |  hits: 174  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You are celebrating Easter with an Easter egg hunt.
  2. >You have four fluffies who are eagerly waiting to hunt for Easter eggs.
  3. >”Whe fwuffy wook fo easer eggies daddeh?”, “Fwuffy fin moistest easer eggies!”, Fwuffy wub daddeh!”
  4. >They are hopping around your feet waiting for you to give the word to go look for the eggs.
  5. >”You laid the eggs out in the grass so not too hard for them to find.
  6. >You place a basket at your feet and explain the rules.
  7. >”Ok guys, when you find an egg bring it back here and place it in the basket.”
  8. >”The one who gets the most eggs will get extra spaghetti tonight.”
  9. >”Yay! Sketties! Daddeh bestest daddeh!” They all shout.
  10. >”The golden egg is worth 5 points to whoever finds it.”
  11. >They all make comments that they will each find the golden egg.
  12. >You look down at the fluffies and say “Go!” pointing to the yard.
  13. >The run into the yard looking for Easter eggs.
  14. >One runs out and starts rolling over eggs looking for eggs.
  15. >Another trips over one, “Why wocks in pway awea?”
  16. >Another is walking around calling to the eggs walking over all the eggs you have laid around.
  17. >”Hewe eggie, come to fwuffy, come hewe eggie!”
  18. >One has forgotten why he is out there, ”Wha fwens doin?”
  19. >You think this is going to be a long day.
  20. >Finally one says, “Wha dat? Pwetty…”
  21. >It had spotted the golden egg.
  22. >It was placed on a small brick with a sign saying “Here it is” wrote above it.
  23. >All the fluffies gather around it.
  24. >”Fwuffy wan pwetty ting…” Ooo, shinies…” they are in awe of the golden egg.
  25. >”Fwuffy get pwetty ting, fwuffy wan pway wit ting…”
  26. >It starts to reach up and grab the egg.
  27. >All of a sudden there is a high pitched squeal coming from a nearby field.
  28. >All the fluffies scream in fright and look where the sound is coming from, you too look to see what made the noise.
  29. >Rabbits, hundreds of rabbits come running from the field straight at the fluffies.
  30. >Before you can get out to the yard they are on top of the fluffies.
  31. >The fluffies scramble running in all directions screaming but can’t escape the rabbits.
  32. >They jump on the fluffies biting and kicking them.
  33. >In a few minutes the fluffies are torn apart by the flop eared terrors of the fluffies.
  34. >Just as quick they run back to the field disappearing.
  35. >Easter bunnies don’t want their eggs collected by fluffies.