Title:           Garden Fluffies
Author:          BadFicWriter
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First Edit:      Friday 3rd of August 2012 08:45:34 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 3rd of August 2012 08:45:34 PM CDT

>You are an average person sitting at home.
>You have a house with a decent yard and a garden in the back.
>Today you’re sitting in your back yard drinking some beer, relaxing and soaking up some sun.
>You hear some rustling from your hedge row.
>Suddenly you see a fluffy pony’s head poke out.
>”Smawty smeww nummies… dis way.” He says as he steps out.
>A small group of fluffies follow behind him.
>They slowly make their way toward your garden.
>You grow more than you need and end up giving a large chunk away so you decide to let them go wild.
>They see your little Eden, “Yay! Smawty fin nummies!”
>They all waddle quickly over to the fresh vegitables.
>They stare in awe at the boon they have just found.
>They babble excitedly as they run about your garden.
>A couple run to the tomatoes and start to shake a plant.
>A large ripe tomato falls off landing on one of the fluffy’s head.
>The tomato bursts spewing juice all over the fluffy.
 >It stumbles dazed then notices the juice, “Ahhh! Fwuffy hewt! Haf boo boo juice! Nee huggies!”
>It runs frantically in random directions.
>The other ignores its friend and start to chow down hungrily on the open fruit in front of him.
>You see a couple of others have discovered your onions.
>With great effort they pull one of the white orbs up and inspect it.
>”Smell, stwange…” The fluffy takes an inspecting bite.
>It chews happily, “Nummie tas’e gud to fwuffy!”
>The other sees this and takes a big mouth watering crunching bite.
>”Fwuffy, happy! Gud nummie.” It says smacking its lips as it eats.
>Tears start to form in their eyes from the onions fumes.
>One looks up sniffling, “Dis nummie make fwuffy happy.” *sniff*
>Tears stream down the face of the other one, “Foodies gud. Fwuffy wike foodie.”
>”Fwuffy wan eat mo… wahhhh!” It starts to openly cry as it takes another bite.
>”Waahhh! Fwuffy eat aww nummy.” It eats even more, “Huuhuuhuuuuu!”
>You see three other fluffies happily eating some of your bell peppers.
>One fluffy walks up, “Fwuffy wan foodies. Pwease gif foodies.” It says smiling.
>”Dese our nummies, yoo get own!” they go back to eating.
>The fluffy wonders into the peppers and grabs one.
>Whoa little dude, that doesn’t look like a bell, that look more like a-
>”WAHHHH!! HOT! Fwuffy mouf bern! Ahhhhhh!!!” it takes off running across the garden.
>Yep, that was a jalapeno.
>”Fwuffy wan baww foodie!”
>You look over and see some fluffies have taken up trying to get a pumpkin.
>”Foodie wook pwetty, fwuffy eat noa.” One says walking up to it.
>It opens its mouth and bites down hard.
>It freezes, “Owwwww!” It backs away mouth still open.
>”Foodie hard…”
>”Fwuffy take fo later.” One says and stomps hard on the stem.
>Right after its hooves come down its face contorts.
>”AHHHHH!” It falls on its back waving its hooves in the air, “Hewt! Fwuffy hewt! Owchie owchie owchie!”
>You think how those little prickly things on the stems do kinda suck.
>”Nuuu! Foodie hewt fwen! Gif owchies!”  The rest of the fluffies start to buck the pumpkin with a vengeance.
>It seems others have got the same idea and have started bucking a watermelon.
>It doesn’t take long for it to break open.
>Its red fleshy inside exposed to the fluffies.
>”Ahhhhhhhh! Mouf bewn! Mouf bewn!”
>The fluffy that ate the jalapeno runs up and puts its open mouth on some of the red insides of the water melon.
>You can almost hear a satisfied, “ahhhh…” come from the little fluff ball.
>The other fluffies have succeeded in busting open the pumpkin and are now feasting on the soft inner flesh.
>Others are gorging themselves on the open watermelon.
>The tomato covered fluffy has forgot about being covered in juice and has discovered your beans.
>He is happily changing between eating the leaves and the little green pods.
>After a while the fluffies eat their fill.
>They take time out to play a quick game of hide and seek.
>Even though there are lots of leafy plants to hide under they have an affinity to lay down giggling in the middle of the dirt paths.
>When they are done they troddle off back under the hedges.
>You pop open another beer.
>Time to get busy doing some serious nothing.