Title:           Fluffy at the Door
Author:          BadFicWriter
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/Srjz2G3A
First Edit:      Sunday 11th of November 2012 04:30:23 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 11th of November 2012 04:30:23 PM CDT

>You are a hungry fluffy pony.
>You haven’t eaten in days.
>You are so hungry that you have even risked going close to town.
>You are looking for some trash cans to tip when you see a big bowl of spaghetti.
>Your mouth waters as you walk toward it.
>When you get close you see it is a picture.
>It is dangling off a post.
>You try to jump and reach for it but you can’t even get off the ground.
>It is too high for you to reach.
>You look past it and see a door.
>You are so hungry.
>You walk up to the door and pad at it.
>”Pwease nice pony….. fwuffy hungy… pwease sketties….”
>The door kicks open.
>A purple unicorn is standing in the doorway sneering down.
>”Another begger!”
>You let out a scream of terror as she starts to walk toward you.
>You turn and try to run away but you start to teleport.
>She levitates you right in front of her and she flicks your nose.
>”Wahhhhhh! Pwease nuu hewt fwuffy!”
>”Why are you here!? You know your kind isn’t welcome here!”
>”Pwease! Fwuffy hungy! Wet fwuffy goo, nuu come back!”
>”Oh your hungry are you!” she laughs menacingly.
>”I bet you want spaghetti!”
>You mouth waters, “Wes pwease… fwuffy wan sketties…”
>She takes you in and shows you a huge pile of spaghetti covered in sauce.
>You try to run for it but you are held in place by her levitation.
>”Pwease… fwuffy wan sketti…”
>You reach but to no avail.
>”Oh you want this spaghetti? Well too bad!”
>The pile of spaghetti poofs away leaving an empty room.
>”NUUUUUUU!!”
>”I have destroyed all spaghetti!”
>”There is no more spaghetti anywhere!”
>”It is gone forever!”
>She starts laughing again.
>You break down and cry, tears roll down your face.
>”Why yoo mean to fwuffy? Wahhhhh huu huuuu huuuuu!”
>She spins you around so you can look in her face, ”Why?”
>You see the box come out and the switch.
>”Because you are a bad fluffy!”
>She turns you to get a good shot at your rump.
>”Bad fluffy!”
*SWAT*
>The switch stings your rear as she begins spanking you.
>”Owie! Owie! Owie!” Pwease nuu hewt fwuffy nuu mo! Pwease wet fwuffy go! Owies!”
>The box is opened and you are placed in it.
>”Bad fluffies only deserve the sorry box! Bad fluffies get no spaghetti!”
>”Wahhhhhh! Fwuffy sowwy! Wet fwuffy go!”
>”Bad fluffy!”
>”Nuuu! Fwuffy am gud feuffy!”
>”BAD FLUFFY!”
>”Bwahhhhh hahhh ahhh hahhh huuu huu huuuuu…”
>It seems like the spankings and sorry box goes on forever.
>Forever….
>…….
>You the most magical unicorn in equestrian.
>And right now you are giggling.
>That nightmare door was too dangerous to leave at the Crystal Kingdom so you knew you had to move it.
>That is when you decided to put it on the back of the library.
>Oh come on! You put up warning signs!
>’Danger! Stay away! Unless you are a mule then it is completely safe!’
>But you decided to put that warning on pictures of spaghetti.
>You have to experiment on the door to see what it does.
>Look at the fluffy vermin staring at it with his eyes gray.
>You’ll have five more before the day is out.
>And one mule! HAH!
>You can’t wait to watch the spell that is recording what they see so you can clop to it later.
>It is good to be on the good side of the princess.
>Which is why she will want you to send her the nightmares as well.
>Another herd is coming.
>”Why yoo at doow! Sketties bewong to smawty! Yoo bad fwuffy yoo…. Mofe…”
>The herd looks up with graying eyes.
>This is so fun!