Title:           Fluffy Talks to Himself
Author:          BadFicWriter
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/HCkGr4zL
First Edit:      Sunday 21st of October 2012 04:50:17 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 21st of October 2012 04:50:17 PM CDT

>Fluffy pony is sitting in his safe room.
>He is sad because he misses daddy.
>Daddy left him alone so long ago (about ten minutes) and fluffy pony is so lonely.
>Fluffy looks around his safe room, his tether ball is swinging freely.
>His blocks are strawn about.
>His little cars are in a line.
>”Fwuffy so wonewy…”
>He gets an idea, “fwuffy keep fwuffy frens, nuu be wonewy any mo!”
>He sits up and starts to talk to himself.
>”Hewwo fwuffy, am fwuffy!”
>”Hewwo fwuffy, wan pway?”
>”Yay! Fwuffy wub pwaying! Wha fwuffy wan pway?”
>”Wan pway hide and seek!”
>”But we same fwuffy. How we pway hide and seek?”
>”…. Why yoo nuu wan pway wif fwuffy….”
>”Fwuffy wan pway, but nuu can pway hide and seek.”
>”Waaahhhhh! Why yoo mean to fwuffy! Fwuffy wan pway hide and seek!”
>”Fwuffy nuu meanie, why fwuffy cwy? Pway baww!”
>You start to walk to the tether ball.
>”NUU! Yoo nuu pway wif baww! Yoo get sowwies!”
>You find yourself running up to the ball and pushing it.
>You then turn around and let the ball hit your rear end.
>”Owie! Owie! Owie! Fwuffy nuu wan sowwies!”
>”Nuu! You meanie bad fwuffy! Get wots of sowwies!”
>You spank yourself with the tether ball for about an hour.
>”Nuu! Pwease nuu hewt fwuffy no mo! Fwuffy sowwy!”
>”Bad fwuffies get boops!”
>You walk over to the blocks and pick one up and hit yourself in the nose with it.
>"Owchies! Why fwuffy mean to fwuffy!?”
>”Cause fwuffy bad fwuffy who nuu pway!”
>”Nuuu! We pway bwocks! Bwocks fun to pway!”
>You kick the blocks across the room, “Nuu! Bad fwuffy nuu get pway wif bwocks!”
>You look over and see your pretty cars and start to cry.
>”Pwease nuu hewt fwuffy toys. Fwuffy sowwy, pway hide and seek.”
>You don’t listen to yourself and trot over to the cars and start to buck them.
>You destroy all your toy cars that daddy bought for you.
>”Dis wha bad fwuffies get! Yoo bad fwuffy!”
>”Fwuffy nuu bad fwuffy! Fwuffy am gud fwuffy!”
>”Gif bad fwuffy sowwy poopies!”
>You start to walk to your blanket nest…
>When your daddy gets home he finds you in the middle of your safe room crying.
>Your toys are destroyed and there is poop in your blankets and on your ball.
>You are yelling bad fluffy over and over.