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Fluffy Talks to Himself

By: BadFicWriter on Oct 21st, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.27 KB  |  hits: 128  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Fluffy pony is sitting in his safe room.
  2. >He is sad because he misses daddy.
  3. >Daddy left him alone so long ago (about ten minutes) and fluffy pony is so lonely.
  4. >Fluffy looks around his safe room, his tether ball is swinging freely.
  5. >His blocks are strawn about.
  6. >His little cars are in a line.
  7. >”Fwuffy so wonewy…”
  8. >He gets an idea, “fwuffy keep fwuffy frens, nuu be wonewy any mo!”
  9. >He sits up and starts to talk to himself.
  10. >”Hewwo fwuffy, am fwuffy!”
  11. >”Hewwo fwuffy, wan pway?”
  12. >”Yay! Fwuffy wub pwaying! Wha fwuffy wan pway?”
  13. >”Wan pway hide and seek!”
  14. >”But we same fwuffy. How we pway hide and seek?”
  15. >”…. Why yoo nuu wan pway wif fwuffy….”
  16. >”Fwuffy wan pway, but nuu can pway hide and seek.”
  17. >”Waaahhhhh! Why yoo mean to fwuffy! Fwuffy wan pway hide and seek!”
  18. >”Fwuffy nuu meanie, why fwuffy cwy? Pway baww!”
  19. >You start to walk to the tether ball.
  20. >”NUU! Yoo nuu pway wif baww! Yoo get sowwies!”
  21. >You find yourself running up to the ball and pushing it.
  22. >You then turn around and let the ball hit your rear end.
  23. >”Owie! Owie! Owie! Fwuffy nuu wan sowwies!”
  24. >”Nuu! You meanie bad fwuffy! Get wots of sowwies!”
  25. >You spank yourself with the tether ball for about an hour.
  26. >”Nuu! Pwease nuu hewt fwuffy no mo! Fwuffy sowwy!”
  27. >”Bad fwuffies get boops!”
  28. >You walk over to the blocks and pick one up and hit yourself in the nose with it.
  29. >"Owchies! Why fwuffy mean to fwuffy!?”
  30. >”Cause fwuffy bad fwuffy who nuu pway!”
  31. >”Nuuu! We pway bwocks! Bwocks fun to pway!”
  32. >You kick the blocks across the room, “Nuu! Bad fwuffy nuu get pway wif bwocks!”
  33. >You look over and see your pretty cars and start to cry.
  34. >”Pwease nuu hewt fwuffy toys. Fwuffy sowwy, pway hide and seek.”
  35. >You don’t listen to yourself and trot over to the cars and start to buck them.
  36. >You destroy all your toy cars that daddy bought for you.
  37. >”Dis wha bad fwuffies get! Yoo bad fwuffy!”
  38. >”Fwuffy nuu bad fwuffy! Fwuffy am gud fwuffy!”
  39. >”Gif bad fwuffy sowwy poopies!”
  40. >You start to walk to your blanket nest…
  41. >When your daddy gets home he finds you in the middle of your safe room crying.
  42. >Your toys are destroyed and there is poop in your blankets and on your ball.
  43. >You are yelling bad fluffy over and over.
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