Title:           Fluffy Dreams
Author:          BadFicWriter
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/uRuQE5dA
First Edit:      Tuesday 19th of March 2013 09:40:30 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 19th of March 2013 09:40:30 PM CDT

>You are with the girl of your dreams.
>Seriously, you are dreaming right now.
>You are making out with a hot woman.
>You are pressing your naked bodies together.
>You are in the throes of passion!
>”Hewwo daddeh!”
>FUCK!
>You look off to the side and see your fluffy pony.
>You just bought a carbon copy of Luna, a dark blue alicorn.
>”What the fuck!”
>”How did you get in my dream Luna!?”
>She sits up and spreads her front hooves majestically, “Wuna pwincess of de dawkie time daddeh!”
>”No you’re not!”
>The hot woman is blowing in your ear.
>”Now go away you’re ruining my wet dream!”
>”Wuna doo wha daddeh?”
>”I said get out of my wet dream!”
>Fluffy pony drowns.
>Now every night you go to sleep you have a dead fluffy alicorn in your dreams.
>Fucking fluffies…