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Erotica’s Name is the Fluffy Fluffer

By: BadFicWriter on Jan 17th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 4.71 KB  |  hits: 70  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You are the famous porn star Slappin’ Balls Bonington.
  2. >Those assholes in school who made fun of your name can fuck off.
  3. >Who knew your name would be perfect for the porn industry?
  4. >Right now you are fucking your sexy co-star Busty Way on the set of ‘Titty Splatters 37’.
  5. >You know it will be a hit.
  6. >The director is screaming right now.
  7. >”What the shit! Pump that thing! People want to see fucking, not jiggling your fucking nut sack!”
  8. >You are long stroking for the camera like a fucking champ, you don’t know what that assholes problem is.
  9. >The shoot is going well when the bar to the boom mike breaks.
  10. >”Goddamnit! Cut! Fix that fucking thing now! Shit!”
  11. >You pull out and walk over to your chair while they make repairs.
  12. >The director comes over to you.
  13. >”Ok, need you to sit on the cushion over there.”
  14. >You shrug and sit on the cushion, “Why do I have to sit here?”
  15. >”Because of our specialist, she needs special work conditions.”
  16. >You lean back on your arms, “Really? Needs ‘special’ conditions huh? Can’t wait for this.”
  17. >The director starts to walk away, “Send in the fluffer!”
  18. >Fuck yea!
  19. >The star of the show, your penis, deserves special attention!
  20. >You sit back and wait for-
  21. >”Fwuffy coming! Fwuffy coming daddeh! Fwuffy hewe!”
  22. >The fuck?
  23. >You see a fluffy pony come running from around the corner.
  24. >She has a harness on pulling a wagon behind her.
  25. >The wagon is piled high with an assortment of children’s toys.
  26. >She waddles quickly up in front of you and slips out of the harness.
  27. >She sits and smiles up at you waving, “Hewwo! Fwuffy am hewe!”
  28. >You get ready to shoo the little thing away, “Sorry but you can’t be here right now, I’m waiting-“
  29. >She truddles between your legs and pomfs your pink eyed white dragon with her hoof.
  30. >”Tag! Yoo it!”
  31. >She starts to jump and run around you.
  32. >”What the hell are you doing?”
  33. >The fluffy keeps running around you, “Nice hoomin say fwuffy haf jobie! Fwuffy come out and pway wif yoo pee pee pwace!”
  34. >”You are supposed to what!?”
  35. >She jumps between your legs and lays down covering her eyes with her hooves, “Yoo nuu see fwuffy!”
  36. >She lays there giggling in front of your throbbing man lance in an impromptu game of hide and seek.
  37. >”Listen umm, that’s not really… you know…”
  38. >You tap her head, “I think there is a mistake.”
  39. >She jumps up and looks at your spitting snake of love, “Yoo fin fwuffy! Yay!”
  40. >She quickly truddles back to her wagon.
  41. >”Hey director! What the fuck is this?”
  42. >The director turns around, “This is a tight budget! Let her do her work!”
  43. >You look back down in time to see her sitting back giggling holding a bright red ball, “Pway baww noa!”
  44. >She clumbsily chucks the ball bouncing it off your vaginal violator.
  45. >It rolls back to her and she giggles ecstatically, “Yay! Yoo pee pee pwace good pway fwen!”
  46. >She throws the ball over and over for a few minutes as you dumbfoundly look on.
  47. >She finally jumps around happily, “Fwuffy haf fun! Wub pway wif pee pee pwace!”
  48. >She noses the ball back to the wagon and bites a bag.
  49. >She pulls it out and drags it over between your legs.
  50. >She dumps out the bag sending a cascade of wooden cubes out.
  51. >”Fwuffy new fwen pway bwocks!”
  52. >”Listen, when they told you you needed to play with my dick… they meant..”
  53. >She pays no attentions to you and starts to push the blocks around your erect helmeted pound pole.
  54. >You start to lose some of your erection and your love piston leans down a bit pushing one of her blocks.
  55. >She sits up and claps, “Tee hee hee! Fwen wub pway wif bwocks!”
  56. >”No, you don’t-“
  57. >You are cut off as she starts to pile the wodden cubes all over your groin.
  58. >After a few seconds she has covered your dangling love bell string completely except the head.
  59. >Which she start to smile and talk to.
  60. >”Fwuffy wub new fwen! We pway wots and wots! Fwuffy hab wots toys fo new fwen to pway wif!”
  61. >She sits back and clapss and laughs happy for her new found play mate.
  62. >The director finally yells, “Ok, mic is fixed! Back to work and start fucking fucking!”
  63. >You stand up letting the blocks fall away.
  64. >The fluffy starts to tear up, “Nuuuu! Fwuffy nee pway wif new fwen!”
  65. >The director comes over, “Hey, the guy down the hall needs a fluffer.”
  66. >The fluffy pony instantly lights up, “Yay! Fwuffy pway wif hoomin pee pee pwace!?”
  67. >“Yes, these guys need to stay up.”
  68. >The fluffy claps, “Yay! New fwen fo fwuffy!”
  69. >She quickly noses the blocks into the bag and bites it back into her wagon.
  70. >She slips into the harness and takes off to the hall.
  71. >You shake your head heading back to your co-star.
  72. >That was the most interesting fluffing experience you have had.