Title:           Eggman and the Fluffy Pony (cross over)
Author:          BadFicWriter
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/XXaNHDVt
First Edit:      Saturday 4th of May 2013 05:51:49 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 4th of May 2013 05:51:49 PM CDT

>”Welocme to world! You are my latest creation!”
>You are a fluffy pony.
>You have bright blue fluff and a green mane.
>You are standing on a polished metal floor looking up at a strange mane.
>He is rather raound in his belly and dressed in a red suit with black boots.
>You can’t see his eyes because he is wearing goggles.
>He has a large mustache adorning his face.
>”Hewwo! Are yoo nyu dadeh? Wan pway?”
>The man looks at you and wrings his hands together.
>”Yes! You are perfect! You are exactly what I need to make my plans come together!”
>He laughs evily.
>You stare at him for a minute and start to laugh too.
>Laughing is fun!
>Suddenly the door to the room blasts off it hinges.
>”What are you up to now Eggman!?”
>You turn around and see a pink female hedgehog in a red dress.
>You wave at her, “New fwen? Wan pway?”
>The man in red looks up shocked, “Amy! What are you doing here!?”
>She points at the man, “I won’t let you hurt sonic Eggman! I am here to put a stop to your plans.”
>You start to truddle to the pink hedgehog.
>She looks nice, you know she is good at playing!
>She snaps her fingers and a hammer appears in her hand.
>It is a large hammer with a yellow handle, the head is red with yellow ends.
>The hammer is almost as big as her body.
>You look at her inquisitively, “Wha dat?”
>She then smacks you on your head with it.
>With a horrible squeaking noise it smashes your head.
>”AHHHHH!! Why hewt fwuffy! Wahhhhhh!!”
>You turn and try to run away.
>”Amy! What are you doing? That is a valuable prototype!”
>She closes in and hits you again on your back slamming you to the ground.
>”Owie owie owie owie! Pwease! Fwuffy am sowwy! Pwease nuu hit fwuffy!”
>”I’m not letting your evil robots out to destroy the city Eggman!”
>She slams you on the side sending you rolling.
>”WHAAAAAAAA!!!”
>The man in rd stomps his feet, “Amy! That is a toy I made for children! Do you think an evil empire runs itself?”
>”I need some other source of income to buy materials for my robots!”
>She viciously starts to beat on your body as you writhe in pain.
*WHAM*
>”OWIES!”
*WHAM*
>”Wahhhhhh!”
*WHAM*
>”Pwease… nuu hewt fwuffy nuu mo….”
*WHAM*
>Red stuff is leaking from your nose.
>Some hard white things have come out of your mouth.
>”Pwease…. Fwuffy sowwy… pwease nuu mo sowwy stick….”
>She doesn’t listen.
>She is almost foaming at the mouth as she continues to mercilessly beat you.
>You feel something in your leggie pop as it makes an unnatural angle.
>”Wahhhaahhhhh! Daddeh! Pwease hewp fwuffy! Bwahhhhhh!”
*WHAM*WHAM*WHAM*WHAM*
>You feel more pops and your chest start to feel crunchy.
>You can only whimper as she continually beats you savagely with her hammer.
>She finally stops and looks at the man, “I hope this is a lesson to you not to create bad thing Eggman!”
>She turns and walks out of the room.
>You lay sobbing as the man walks up to you, “Pwease dadeh… fwuffy am hewt….”
>”You know… I was going to sell you to kids… but after watching that display I think adults would pay a fortune for something they can beat up!”
>You try to wag your tail, it flops about with multiple joints.
>You can’t stand because your leggies no longer work.
>There is a big dent in your back and all your legs have white thing sticking out of them.
>You look up with your one good eye at the man in red.
>”Fwuffy make…*cough*”
>Red stuff spews out from your mouth.
>”Fwuffy make dadeh happy….?”
>”Ohhh so very happy! And with the money I’ll make I can finally make something to beat a cetain blue pest once and for all!”
>He laughs evilly again.
>You want to laugh too.
>It hurts too much now.