Title:           Deadmeat Chronicles: Walk Down the Street
Author:          BadFicWriter
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First Edit:      Tuesday 18th of June 2013 10:14:40 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 18th of June 2013 10:14:40 AM CDT

>You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane and purple eyes.
>You are walking down a sidewalk close to hedges so you can hide quickly if you need to.
>You hear crying, “Mommeh get nummies babeh… haf miwkies…”
>To your front you see a fluffy walk out from some bushes and nibble at stumps of grass in the sidewalk cracks.
>You walk closer with your three fluffies following.
>She turns and sees you, “Whaaaa! Munsta!”
>She turns and quickly truddles back to the bush.
>You hear crying and the fluffy muttering, “Quie’ babehs… quie’ fo mommeh…”
>You walk forward and look into the bush she went into.
>You see her sitting and cuddling two young foals.
>She has her back to you.
>You look around seeing no other fluffies.
>You also see that the under side of the bush is picked clean of leaves and the grass is almost to the dirt around the bush.
>”Why fwuffy hewe?”
>She turns and sees you, “Nuuuu! Musta fin fwuffy!”
>She puts the foals down and gently takes there hooves and covers their eyes.
>She in turn lays down and covers her eyes as well.
>”Munsta nuu fin fwuffy noa!”
>You stomp, “Deadmeat am nuu munsta!”
>She starts shaking, “Munsta heaw fwuffy! How munsta heaw fwuffy!”
>She slowly lowers one of her hooves and sees you, “Nuuu! Munsta fin fwuffy! Hewp!”
>She lets out a stream of shit as she screams.
>She scrambles to her foals and covers them, “Pwease nuu hewt babeh munsta!”
>You scowl at her, “Yoo bad meanie fwuffy!”
>You start to stomp away.
>Next Special Friend runs over to the cowering fluffy, “Yoo mean! Smawty am bestest smawty!”
>You little throng falls in behind you and Next Special Friend starts to sing a song, “Smawty am bestest smawty, de bestest smawty fo fwuffy!”
>”Smawty fin de bestest nummies, smawty kee fwuffy saf!”
>”Nummies...?”
>The mother fluffy comes scrambling out from the bush.
>”Wai’! Wai’ fo fwuffy!”
>She truddles quickly in front of you and lays on her belly.
>”Pwease munsta… gif nummies… fwuffy hungy… nee make miwkies fo babehs…”
>You scowl at her, “Yoo meanie! Deadmeat am nuu munsta!”
>She starts to crawl slightly to you, “Am sowwy! Yoo gud munsta! Gif mommeh nummies!”
>She grabs on of your hooves, “Mommeh gif bestest feew fo stwong fwuffy gif nummies!”
>You snort at the groveling fluffy.
>Next Special Friend comes over and hugs your neck, “Yay! Bestest smawty gif hungy fwuffy nummies!”
>Your other fluffies come up, “Yay! Nummies! Fwuffy am hungy too!”
>You look around.
>The grass in the area is almost to the dirt, the bushes lower branches are almost bare.
>You see some trash cans but you don’t smell nummies in them.
>You look closer at the bushes and see leaves in higher branches.
>You walk to the bush and look it over.
>Your head twinges a bit as you study the bush.
>You then walk into it and grab one of the branches with your teeth and pull down.
>”YAY! NUMMIES!”, all fluffies shout at once.
>They run up and ravenously eat the leaves.
>You pull a couple of other branches down.
>You then make your two male fluffies pull branches down for you to eat.
>The fluffy mommy runs back to her babies as you turn and walk on.
>You have a full tummy and you want to go as far as you can.
>You wonder for a bit and come to a black path.
>You trot over it quickly and find a hedge row on the other side.
>You crawl under some bushes and lay down.
>”Fwuffies west hewe.” , you say stretching and rolling in the dirt.
>Your fluffies lay down giggling and start to hug each other.
>They also play impromptu games of peek a boo.
>You are scanning for danger when you hear a loud noise.
>It sounds like a crash followed by the sound of scattering debris.
>You walk and look down the sidewalk.
>You see a trash can tipped over.
>”Fwuffies stay… Deameat goo wook…”
>They never stop playing as you walk off.
>You get close to the can and hear rummaging.
>”Whewe nummie… Hase nee nummies…”
>You go to the opening of the trash can and look in.
>You see garbage shuffling about then a light blue earth fluffy with a yellow mane comes backing out.
>He is dragging an old brown lettuce leaf.
>After he gets it out he sits it down and starts to nibble on it.
>”Nummies am gud nummies!”
>You walk up and start to sniff the trash.
>He hears you and whips around.
>When he sees you he covers the lettuce with his body, “Nuu! Hase fin nummies! It Hase nummies! Yoo go way!”
>You ignore him and continue sniffing.
>”Dey few nummies in der…”
>He scrambles back and bites the lettuce.
>He runs behind the trash can and you hear him chomping on the food.
>You walk into the trash and sniff more, moving the debris in it.
>You feel the other fluffy jump in next to you, “My nummies! Yoo go way!”
>He starts to rummage quickly.
>He comes up with an old piece of bread with a look of triumph on his face.
>He drops it long enough to give you a raspberry.
>He bites it back up and truddles out.
>You hear him nomming behind you.
>You manage to find an apple core and a banana peel.
>You bite them up and drag them out.
>The fluffy looks at you, “Whewe yoo get dem nummies?”
>You look at the food, “Dey nuu able feed fwuffies… nee mo nummies…”
>The fluffy looks from the food to you, “Ahhhh! You have wots owies!”
>You ignore the fluffy.
>You start to look around.
>You see a yard with green grass and in its center you see a small garden.
>It looks like there are lots of nummies there.
>You start to walk toward it.
>The light blue fluffy with the yellow mane jumps on your back, “Nuu snappies!”
>You shake and throw him off.
>He lands and rolls, “Owies! Fwuffy nee’ huggies…”
>You glare at the sniffling fluffy, “Why yoo jump Deadmeat!?”
>”Hase am sowwy… dat bad pwace fo fwuffy… *sniffle*”
>He is wiping tears from his eyes.
>You look from him to the garden.
>You decide not to mess with this strange fluffy.
>You walk over and bite the nummies and start to walk back to your herd.
>”Whewe fwuffy go?”
>You hear the strange fluffy behind you.
>You drop the food and turn around, “Go way!”
>He falls on his belly, “Pwease nuu hewt Hase! Am gud fwuffy!”
>You turn to bite the nummies, “Yoo haf hewd? Whewe hewd?”
>”Deadmeat nee’ take nummies… nuu nummies hewe…”
>You glance back, “Whewe yoo hewd?”
>He looks at you with hurt in his eyes, ”Hase haf to weave hewd… wump wump…”
>”Why yoo weave hewd?”
>He simply says, “Wump wump…”
>You shake your head at the fluffy and bit the nummies up again.
>You walk back to where you left your fluffies.
>Next Special friend runs out from under the bush and hugs you, “Yay! Smawty am back!”
>You here a squee from behind you, “Yoo am smawty! Tee hee hee! Hase mee’ smawty fwen! Yay!”
>You ignore the light blue earth fluffy and lay down the nummies.
>”Fwuffies howd nummies duwing walwkie time. We haf nummies when beddy bye time.”
>You feel a nose touch your rump and hear a deep sniff coming from behind you.
>You leap forward and whip around, “Why yoo sniff Deadmeat!?”
>You puff your cheeks as the fluffy sits in front of you wagging its tail.
>He has a big smile on his face with his toungue hanging out the side of his mouth.
>”Hase weady to join yoo hewd noa!”
>The fluffies run out from under the bush and start to hug him, “Yay! New fwen!”
>”Wai’! Wai fo fwuffy!”
>You turn and see the fluffy mommy running your way.
>She has her foals on her back and they are huddling in her fluff.
>”Fwuffy hewe fo munsta smawty!”
>You stomp at her, “Deadmeat nuu munsta!”
>She comes truddling up in front of you, “Fwuffy join munsta smawty hewd! Yoo gud smawty, gif nummies!”
>”We nuu haf ‘nuff nummies.”
>Haze walks over giggling and sniffs deeply over the mommy.
>He looks real close at the babies and sniffs them long and hard.
>He then falls on his back and giggles, “Fwuffy smeww gud! Hase am happy!”
>Your fluffies start to dance around you, “Yay! Smawty get bigger hewd!”
>You snort, “Yoo take nummie and fowwow! We mof noa!”
>Haze runs up and bites the stem of the apple core.
>One of the fluffies that joined you at first grabs the banana peel.
>Next Special Friend starts to sing, “Smawty am de bestest smawty! He fin nummies and keep fwuffy saf!”
>”Bestest smawty onwy smawty for Nex Speshul Fwen! Yay!”
>You walk down the sidewalk with Haze next to you and the rest of your fluffies following behind.