Title:           Deadmeat Chronicles: The play area
Author:          BadFicWriter
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First Edit:      Wednesday 30th of May 2012 08:13:53 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 30th of May 2012 08:13:53 PM CDT

>You are a maroon unicorn and you are exploring the area you found.
>You spot an area surrounded by a fence and lots of fluffies are inside.
>Something else is getting your attention.
>There is a smell coming from the placed that makes your belly rumble.
>It’s the smell of food.
>“Deadmeat smeww nummies but no see nummies.”
>You wonder around the fence not seeing any way inside.
>Other stray fluffies are milling about talking about nummies and trying to push past the fence.
>You stand beside a sidewalk and you see something magical.
>A two legged monster has pulled a part of the fence away and it closed back behind him.
>You are amazed, your head starts to hurt from what you have just seen trying to figure out what just happened.
>Your head is pounding as you realize that you must go through the opening to get in.
>You watch the spot for a few minutes before another two legged monster comes out carrying a crying fluffy.
>”Nuuu sowwy stick! Bopsy no mean make poopies!” Tears running down its face.
>”You know you only poop in litter box at home! Now mommy has to clean up what you did!”
>”Bopsy sowwy! No mean poopie! Nuuuuu! Waaaahhh!” the fluffy pony cries.
>The two legged monster is focused on the fluffy.
>While the fence is open you run inside.
>The closing gate hits you knocking you forward making you roll a few feet.
>You are inside the fence and you look at the other fluffy ponies playing.
>Some are chasing balls, others playing with blocks, some are happily throwing sand in the air, others are just hugging and giggling.
>The two legged monsters are just sitting back watching the fluffies play.
>”New fwen?”
>You turn to see a pink earth fluffy smiling at you.
>”Deadmeat neva been fwen befor.” You tell him.
>”Dats ok, Thewum gif huggies to new fwen!”
>You try to back up but the other fluffy is on you giving you a hug.
>It feels good, you don’t remember the last time anything was nice to you.
>You actually hug back for a second.
>”Wet’s pway! Wet’s pway hide and go seek!”
>”How pway?” You ask.
>”One of us count, one of us hide, one of us fin’!” It says excitedly.
>”Me go first!”
>It starts to run around counting. “Wun!.... Too!....  Aaaaa!..... Wun!.... Ten!..... Wun!...”
>It runs to a few locations not satisfied with any of them.
>Finally it finds a block one third its size and puts it on its head.
>”O K! Weady or not come fin’ me!” It starts giggling saying how it will not be found.
>You run up to the friendly fluffy and point to it, “You dere.”
>”Nuuuuu! Yoo fin fwuffy, yoo too gud at dis game.” It pouts.
>”Deadmeat sowwy, me do bad thing?”
>”Nuuu, fwuffy wike yoo. Show new fwen to daddy!”
>”Yoo daddy here?” you ask curiously.
>”Fowwow fwuffy!” It says bouncing excitedly. “Fowwow!”
>It starts to run off and you follow it and where it leads you freezes you in your tracks.
>It has led you to a two legged monster.
>You are way too close to this one, it will notice you.
>You fall over and quit moving.
>”Dadda! Daddy! Daddaddy! Thewum fin new fwen! Thewum happy! Come meet dada!”
>Is it talking to the two legged monster?
>The thing gets up, it seems to have layers of fur on, it’s under coat is white but its outer coat is brown.
>It is writing in a notebook, something completely foreign to you.
>It stands up and walks toward you, your heart is racing in fear.
>”So Theorem, you have made a new friend huh? Where’s your owner?”
>You lay there hoping the monster will walk away.
>”Why are you playing dead?” It places its top malformed hooves on its sides.
>”Are you a stray? How did you get in here?”
>You still don’t answer.
>The monster leans down and whispers in your ear, “Pro-tip, when you play dead, don’t keep your eyes open and look around.”
>”Ahhh! Monsta see Deadmeat!” You shout and start running away.
>”Wait fwen! Daddy no monsta, fwuffy being siwwy!” Your new friend yells at you.
>The monster runs in front of you and blocks your escape, you know there is no way to avoid him.
>”Wow, your fast… much faster than others of your kind.”
>It bends down extending his hand toward you.
>You jump back and puff your cheeks out.
>”Wow, you are quick… and you are definitely a stray..” He says eyeing you.
>”No strays are supposed to be in here, how did you get in?” It asks of you.
>You don’t say anything to the monster, you don’t know what to do.
>Your stomach growls.
>”Well, at least I know why you’re in here.” He walks back to where he was sitting and grabs a bag.
>He comes back and pours some pellets in front of you.
>”Ooooh! Dadda wikes you, dada gif yoo nummies!” Your new friend says.
>You friend comes up and starts to eat the pellets but the monster picks him up.
>”No. let your friend eat. He looks like he’s starving.”
>The pellets smell so good.
>You try a nibble and then quickly find yourself chomping the pile down.
>Your belly is full and your more at ease, but you still don’t trust the monster.
>”Well, looks like you’re fed now. I am impressed you got in here. You’re the first stray I’ve seen get in.”
>The monster turns and walks away holding your friend in its arms.
>He turns back and starts to talk again.
>”By the way, strays are not allowed in here. If the people who run it find you, they will kill you.”
>”In your terms… they will give you big owwies.”
>He turns and walks away again, he walks through the magical fence.
>After it seals behind him he yells to you, “If you’re here tomorrow, I’ll give you some more nummies.”
>It walks away again. “Let’s go Theorem.”
>”Thewum see fwen again!” It says smiling.
>”We’ll see, but daddy doubts it.” Your new friend looks disappointed as they walk out of sight.
>You stare at the fence.
>The shock hits you that you are locked inside with monsters.
>They will hurt you if they know you aren’t supposed to be here.
>They will hurt you if you can’t get out.
>Your head starts to hurt again.
>You feel the ground shake from footsteps.
>You turn to see another two legged monster walking toward the magic fence.
>It is hold a fluffy pony in its arms and start to push open the fence.
>You run forward to get out.
>The thing turns around and sees you, “Uh un big guy, your owner would get worried if you got out.”
>Before you can react the thing kicks you back in.
>You roll backward seeing your chance for escape close.
>You notice there are fewer and fewer fluffies inside the fence.
>You run around the inside seeing no exit.
>You look hard at the part of the fence the sidewalk goes under.
>The sun is going down and according to the monster you will be in trouble when it does.
>You feel the ground shake again.
>You run to a nearby bush to hide and watch.
>Another two legged monster carrying a fluffy walks through the magic place.
>You see it push the spot with its hand.
>”Dey make magic happen by pushing?”
>You walk up to the spot and place your head against it.
>You start to push the spot, your leg running as place as you do.
>It moved, just a little but it moved!
>You are kicked from the side.
>“Someone would be pissed if their fluffy escaped.” A monster says as it walks through the fence.
>”Ahhhh, Munsta! Munsta put fwuffy down! Ahhhhhh!”
>You turn and see a two legged monster holding up a squirming and squealing fluffy pony.
>”Ok, almost closing time, who’s this one belong to?” the monster says.
>”Oh I was getting worried! Thanks for finding my pony.” One of the monsters come up and takes the fluffy.
>Another monster opens the magic spot, you start running.
>”New fwen? New daddy? Take fwuffy home?” A stray walks up to the monster.
>”Goddamn vermin!” He kicks the hapless stray across the grass, it yells in pain and runs off.
>”Hard enough taking care of one of these things…” He says walking off.
>The fence closes just before you get to it.
>A fluffy runs past you screaming, with the monster right behind it.
>They run past you as you butt your head against the fence trying to force it open.
>It moves but not near enough, you hear the fluffy crying.
>You look up and see the monster walking back holding the crying earth fluffy.
>The monster looks down and sees you, “Fuck people need to keep a leash on their pets. I’ll be back for you in a bit.”
>The monster walks past, “We’re closing people, get your ponies! I found a wonderer here, who’s missing their pet?”
>You feel you have no time left. You start to stomp your hooves in frustration.
>Desperately you back up as far as you dare.
>There are a few yards between you and the magic spot.
>You take of running as fast as you can to burst through the magic spot.
>You strike the fence with all the force you can muster.
>It feels like all the bones in your body crunch when you make impact.
>The fence opens! You hit the gate with enough force to overcome its springs.
>You push it open a bit then it stops, your feet running uselessly against the ground.
>It closes back rolling you along its base and throws you like a pin ball paddle down the fence line.
>You stop after a few feet and sit up feeling like your head is going to spin off.
>”OK, where is that straggler?” You hear the monster say as it is coming back.
>You take off as fast as you can run seeing a clump of bushes.
>You climb underneath looking back to see if the monster is coming.
>You see it looks around where you were then walks off.
>You made it, you’re safe.
>You have a full belly and the sun is setting.
>You look around to make sure no monsters are close and no other meanie fluffies are around.
>You push up some leaves and lay down for the night.