Title:           Deadmeat Chronicles: The Thieving Monsters
Author:          BadFicWriter
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First Edit:      Friday 28th of September 2012 04:58:06 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 28th of September 2012 04:58:06 PM CDT

>You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane.
>Today you have scouted for more food.
>You know the two legged monsters keep fluffies.
>For some reason they stay with them willingly.
>You also know that they feed them food and sometimes there is food left over.
>You have taken up under a trash can watching the monsters sitting on the benches.
>One is tossing something you’ve never seen before.
>It is big and white.
>It falls gently whenever the monster throws one.
>Every time one hits the ground the local strays and ferals fight over them.
>When a fluffy manages to get one they sit back and hungrily eat it.
>They have big smiles and talk about sweet nummies.
>The monster on the bench has a large bag filled with the things.
>You sneak out from your hiding spot and try to mingle with the other fluffies.
>The man keeps tossing these white soft things.
>One lands in front of you.
>You bite it and run off so you can inspect it unmolested.
>You set the marshmallow down and lick your lips.
>It is sweet.
>You sniff the white nummie smelling the sweet aroma coming off it.
>You finally take a bite.
>You freeze, you can’t believe how good this nummie is.
>You hungrily bite off another piece chewing the sweet mushy treat you found.
>The stuff feels good mushing and stretching in your mouth as you chew.
>“Deadmeat so happy.” You say as you take another bite.
>Suddenly you hear chattering behind you causing you to swallow quickly.
>You stand and turn puffing your cheeks, “Go way!” you say instinctively.
>You are stunned, in front of you is a monster.
>You steady yourself at the threat.
>It is brown and furry, big black eyes and a fluffy tail.
>It chatters at you again.
>”Gif munsta biggest owchies!” You stick your tongue out at the squirrel.
>You hear movement behind you.
>You spin and see another monster sneaking up to your white treat.
>You charge it with your horn down, it skitters away.
>Another quickly runs by trying to bite your marshmallow.
>He misses and just causes it to roll.
>You see three more monsters closing in and it hits you.
>They want to take your new nummie.
>”Nuu! Meanie munstas! My nummie!”
>You run up and bite it up and start to gallop away.
>You are running toward your place across an open grassy area.
>You glance behind you seeing five fluffy tailed monsters in pursuit.
>One charges next to you and tries to bite the marshmallow from your mouth.
>You mumble angrily at it turning away.
>Another squirrel jumps and kicks you in the side almost knocking you over.
>You keep running hearing their chatter just behind you.
>Anther squirrel dashes beside you trying to bite your treat.
>You are fuming at the monsters.
>Finally you shout at them, “GO WAY!”
>You realize immediately your mistake as your marshmallow rolls out of your mouth and onto the ground.
>There is a sudden flurry of fur around you and chattering.
>You let out a howl of rage as you futilely stab at the monsters and bite at them only to hit and bite air.
>They jump around and kick at you trying to force you away from your nummie.
>You give chase to one for a few steps giving them a chance.
>One of the fluffy tailed monsters bites your nummie and runs off with it.
>”Nuuuu! Gif Deadmeat back nummie munsta!”
>You chase after the thief but it is too fast.
>You watch as it runs to a tree and runs up it.
>”Munsta cwimb twee? Munsta cwimb twee!”
>You continue running up to the tree and look up it.
>The squirrel has sat up on a branch and is happily eating your nummie.
>When another monster gets close it just jumps to a different branch.
>You desperately look back at the bench, the two legged monster who was throwing the sweets is gone.
>You step back and start to stomp your hooves.
>”NnnnnNNnNNnnNNNNNN!!!”, is all you can say in your furious state.
>You scream in anger at having lost such a sweet chewy morsel.
>You look back up with hatred at these thieving monsters.
>You want to get back at them.
>You just don’t know how.