Title: Deadmeat Chronicles: The Temptation of Deadmeat Author: BadFicWriter Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/zPw4MGvg First Edit: Tuesday 12th of February 2013 04:17:18 PM CDT Last Edit: Tuesday 12th of February 2013 04:17:18 PM CDT >You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane. >You were born feral. >You grew up feral. >And right now you are domestic. >You are being held by a stinky water monster and a meanie monster. >The meanie monster keeps putting a soft wood on your horn. >He also gives you owies and puts you in a box. >You have got used to the daily routine. >The stinky water monster keeps spraying you with stinky water and trying to hug you. >You can usually get away from the stinky water monster but the meanie monster can chase you down. >You are in outside time now and are happy. >You have eaten lots of grassies and leaves so today the meanie monster will get lots of sorry poopies. >You look over where the meanie monster is sitting and give him a raspberry. >Dum dum monster, he keeps saying you get no spaghetti on spaghetti night. >You have grassies and bowl nummies. >Why should you care about stupid spaghetti? >You see Andrew playing with a bunch of other fluffies. >You stride over, “Yoo pway wif Deadmeat.” >You carry the small group to a wide area in the yard and play a rousing game of tackle tickle roll. >You all run randomly giggling and jumping on each other tickling and rolling around. >After a bit the other fluffies lay down laughing too tired to move. >You sit up, you still have energy. >You look around and see Princess Princess truddling toward you nosing a ball. >She pushes it in front of you, “Am gud smawty! Make shuwe fwen haf baww to pway wif!” >She smiles at you wagging her tail. >You look down at the ball and look across the yard. >”Smawty go make sure ofer fwuffy haf gud fun!” >She takes off breathing heavily as she tries to give more toys to other fluffies. >You look at all the fluffies playing. >They remind you of your last area. >Where you had a bunch of fluffies around you. >You see across the area that Alexander has a group of fluffies he is keeping separate from the main group. >He is a mean fluffy. >He tries to cause you trouble. >You look harder thinking how stupid he is. >You think of how dumb he is and how you… you are much smarter. >You don’t notice that the fluffies around you stop laughing. >You look over seeing the pretty mares running and giggling. >Roseberry said the smarty had his pick. >You shake your head, you are not smarty anymore. >Your herd is dead. >Your head starts to hurt. >You have no herd. >Well, you have no herd now… >You glance around at the fluffies around you. >They are quiet and looking at you. >You look back over the other fluffies. >There are plenty fluffies here to make a new herd though. >You have made the bush your secret hidey hole, but the meanie monster knows of it now. >You can start to rebuild here. >You look at the stinky water monster. >You get on all fours and stomp. >You will run her off! >You don’t notice how the fluffies around you start to shuffle, all the while looking at you. >You can take this yard. >Princess Princess comes back to you. >”Am bad fwen Siw Wiwwam Witinop haf fun!” She smiles and wag hers tail. >She leaps forward and hugs you, “Pwincess Pwincess gwad fwen haf fun!” >She runs off again. >You look over at Alexander, you can give him bigest owchies. >He is no threat. >You can make these fluffies your herd. >Your head hurts more. >You don’t notice how all the fluffies you were playing with have now laid on their bellies facing you. >They now look fearful. >”Am fwen hewties? Fwen nu be wike fwen was befo…”, Andrew says timidly. >You don’t hear, your head is hurting. >You look over the fluffies. >You could tell them what to do. >You are stronger. >You are smarter. >You think to yourself… you can be the smarty. >What can stop you from being smarty? >You should be smarty! >But to be smarty you need to… >”Pwincess pwoncess bwing nufer baww for bad fwuffy! Pwease pway and haf fun!” >The light brown alicorn fluffy pushes another ball in front of you. >You place your hoof on top of it and hold it there. >You look at Princess Princess. >You have to get rid of the current smarty! >She leaps around in front of you laughing, “Am gud smawty! Am gud smawty! Am gud smawty! Mommeh say so!” >The fluffies around you start to shake in fear. >”Fwen ok?… Fwen wook wike he nu feew gud….” Andrew mutters. >Your head hurts more. >You can beat this fluffy and take the herd. >You can be the smarty! >She can get biggest owchies! >You can kill her! >A small smile comes across your face. >You can make her dead! >Just like those bad fluffies who stole nummies! >Just like those monster fluffies the silver furred monster made you fight! >You can make her dead! >Just like the meanie fluffies in the pen! >Just like- >Sissy! *THUD* >”AHHHHHH!” >Your hooves fly to your head and you fall over. …”Sissy take back. Yoo gud fwuffy.”… >Most of the fluffies around you jump up and run off. >Andrew jumps up and runs up to you, “Fwen otay!?” >Princess Princess jumps next to you, “Siw Wiwwam Hootipru hewt?” >You look up, Princess Princess is over you. >She has never hurt you. >She is weak! >You are strong! *THUD* …“Charcoa no wan speshul smawty turn to meanie fwuffy.”… >”OWIES! OWIES! OWIES!” >Your head is throbbing. >You stand up and run. >You run to your hidey hole, tears stream down your cheeks. >”Maybe that one will die…” The meanie monsters words never reach you. >She brings you toys… >Kill her! >You don’t belong here… >”Fwen otay? Pwease be otay!” Princess Princess follows you to your hidey hole. >Andrew is right behind her. >She isn’t afraid of you. >The monsters will never go away… >You deserve to be smarty! >Princess Princess starts to hug your neck, “Huggies make fwen betteh!” >Andrew hugs you from the opposite side. >”Andwew nuu wan fwen to go in bye bye bawks!” *THUD* >”Wahhhhhhh! Head hewties!” >She is here! >The monsters will never let you be! >Take it all! >So trusting. >Be the smarty! >This is your land now! >The human should love you! >This is smarty’s land now! >KILL HER! *THUD* …”Yoo dum dum fwuffy… yoo gud fwuffy…”… >You kick your leg a few times trying to make the pain go away. >Princess Princess has been nice to you. >Very few have ever done that. >”Wahhahhhahhhh! Head hewties!” >It would be bad to hurt those who help you. >”Fwen few betteh? Pwincess Pwincess hug mo!” >She hugs you tight, “Huggies make bad fwuffy betteh!” >You don’t want to be a bad… *thud* >The pain starts to subside. >You give a small whine, “Deadmeat nuu wan be bad fwuffy…” >You stand letting Princess Princess and Andrew step away. >Princess Princess does a little happy dance, “Yay! Bad fwuffy betteh!” >You step out from your hidey hole and look around the yard. >You see fluffies playing with such fantastic toys. >You see the stinky water monster laying on her back laughing as fluffies climb all over her and try to hug and give her fluffy kisses. >You see the meanie monster pulling a dead fluffy from the low branches of a tree and head over to the bye bye box. >You don’t see fluffies eating the grassies. >You see fluffies who want to be around these monsters. >You see the wall surrounding the yard. >”Pwincess Pwincess get toys fo Siw Wiwwam Rethererer! Make fwen happy!” >You wonder back into your hidey hole, “Deadmeat nuu want toy…” >Both Andrew and Princess Princess gasp in horror, “Nuu toys! Why fwen nuu wan toys!?” >Princess Princess looks around, “Pwincess Pwincess get fwen wha fwen wan! Wha fwen wan?” >You look around the yard with fresh eyes. >Your head owchies slowly going away. >You see fluffies who shy away from you. >You see two legged monsters. >”Deadmeat wan go way…” >You see a place where you do not belong.