Title:           Deadmeat Chronicles: The Smarty Over the Hill
Author:          BadFicWriter
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First Edit:      Tuesday 2nd of October 2012 02:53:17 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 2nd of October 2012 02:53:17 PM CDT

>You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane.
>You are walking the perimeter of your area.
>Three fluffies walk behind you as you go.
>They want to protect their smarty friend.
>You sneak into your spy bush and look out at the other areas.
>You see some two legged monsters sitting at a picnic table.
>You see them put a tree rock on the table.
>You don’t know why they grow in trees, you only know they are hard and you can’t eat them when they fall.
>One of the monsters brings up a sorry stick and hits the rock.
>The rock breaks!
>The monster seems to be picking stuff out of the rock and eating it!
>Tree rocks have nummies?
>A fluffy lands a few feet in front of you.
>”Waahhhhh! Why hewt fwuffy? Fuffy wub daddeh! Wahhhhh!!”
>It is trying to crawl with just its front hooves.
>Its back has a dent and boo boo juice is leaking from its mouth.
>”Well I don’t love you you little useless whiney bastard!”
>You see monster feet walk up and a hand come down and pick up the hapless fluffy.
>You hear a distinct snap.
>”AHHHHH! Weggie! Why daddeh hewt weggie! Wahhhhhh”
>The monster gives an almost hyena laugh as you hear another snap followed by pitiful sobs from the fluffy.
>You back out from the bush seeing you self-appointed body guards huddling and crying.
>”Fwuffy no wan daddeh owchies…”
>You walk on, the fluffies run to catch up to you.
>You sit near a tree keeping it between you and the main area where the two legged monsters walk.
>You look over your area again seeing several fluffies playing.
>Your herd has grown a bit but you still have a lot of area under your control.
>”Nuuuu! Fwuffy sowwy!”
>”Gif owchies! Dis smawty awea!”
>You look around the tree seeing a unicorn fluffy running away from another unicorn, a pegasus and two earth fluffies.
>The chasing unicorn is light green with a white mane.
>”Make fwuffy sowwy! No eat smawty nummies!”
>The running fluffy stumbles and the four chasing are on him.
>The unicorn starts to poke the downed fluffy with its horn.
>”Owie! Owie! Owie! Nuuu! Fwuffy sowwy! Nuu eat smawty nummie no mo!”
>The earth fluffies and the Pegasus are stomping and bucking the fluffy viciously.
>After a bit they roll the crying fluffy on its back.
>”Fwuffy sowwy! Fwuffy go way! Fwuffy hungy onwy wan-“
>The earth fluffies start to buck the beaten fluffy in its pee pee place.
>Its eyes are shut with tears flowing down its face, its mouth frozen in a silent scream.
>They kick in a rhythm making  the fluffy flinch and twitch with each impact.
>The unicorn is still poking the downed fluffy again with its horn.
>The poor fluffy is beaten to the point it cannot resist.
>You feel a twinge in your ear watching the beating, but you know this is out of your area and not your business.
>Finally they stop and roll the fluffy back on its belly.
>The two earth fluffies hold its front legs down.
>The unicorn with the light green fluff and white mane circles.
>Its eyes wide staring at the beaten fluffy obviously still enraged at the bad fluffy.
>”Yoo come in smawty pwace! Yoo eat smawty nummies! Yoo get sowwy emfs!”
>One of your body guard is shocked, “But.. but dat boy fwuffy!”
>They are all jittering uncomfortably.
>”Nuu! Fwuffy sowwy pwease no…eep!” It shuts up as the Pegasus raises a hoof to boop his nose.
>The light green unicorn mounts the fallen fluffy and starts to hump.
>”Emf emf emf bad fwuffy emf emf emf gif big emf emf emf sowwies emf emf emf…”
>All the beaten fluffy can do is lay there and cry, “Waaahh! Poopie pwace owchies! Huuu huu huuu! Fwuffy sowwy… wahhhh!”
>The earth fluffies step back and let their smarty finish.
>The smarty gave his last emf and pulled back.
>After he catches his breath he walks to the front of the whimpering fluffy.
>The light green unicorn raised his tail and gave sorry poopies on the face of the beaten fluffy.
>”Nuu smeww pwetty..” was all it could muster before starting to cry again.
>The smarty looked at his three herd members, “Gif sowwy emfs and poopies befo come back!”
>You turn and start to walk away as one of the earth fluffies walked behind the whimpering fluffy.
>You sense your body guards following closer and shaking.
>Your face is stern, ”Deadmeat wan know if dat smawty or herd get cwose.”
>It seems another herd has taken up near your place.
>You know you must be vigilant.
>You have to keep an eye out for two legged monsters and enemy fluffies.
>You know you cannot be distracted and stay focused.
>You know- “Munsta!”
>You see the fluffy tailed beast and take off after it.
>Your body guards scream and fall down covering their eyes.
>You charge the beast with your horn down.
>It sees you coming and jumps up a nearby tree.
>You stand at the bottom of the tree shouting at the fluffy tailed monster.