Title: Deadmeat Chronicles: The Biker Author: BadFicWriter Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/yh7P1tFz First Edit: Friday 6th of July 2012 11:20:42 AM CDT Last Edit: Friday 6th of July 2012 11:20:42 AM CDT >You are a maroon fluffy with a light green mane. >Your friend has just been brought back to your pen. >You are hugging her trying make her feel better. >You ask her if special huggies will help. >She asks you what those are. >You are about to demonstrate when the pen is kicked by a two legged monster. >All the fluffies around you scream and start running randomly, “Hewp!”, “Monsta!”, “Hewp fwuffy!” >You back up and puff your cheeks, “Go way!” >This two legged monster is bigger than most. >He had on a black leather vest over his bare skin. >He is wearing blue jeans and leather boots. >He black hair and black facial fluff. >He is looking at you. >”You cost me money asshole!” >You keep staring at him. >You have tried to break the pen several times. >You know you can’t run. >”So what the fuck you got to say about that faggot?” >”Go way!” You stick your tongue out at the monster. >He sneers at you for a minute. >”Looks like you got some guts. I bet twenty thousand for you to die but you decided to live.” >”Munsta wan Deadmeat die? Why munsta wan Deadmeat die?” You keep your eyes on the monster. >”To make some scratch, why else?” >He sees your puzzled look, “What? Everybody dies, every fluffy pony dies. But I guess you don’t know that.” >He turns to walk away, “Munsta! What mean all fwuffy die?” >He stops and turns back, “What? You understand?” >”Deadmeat no die!” >He looks down at you, “Sorry bro, but you’re gonna die, I’m gonna die, every fluffy here is gonna die. Just a fact of life.” >”Deadmeat no die!” You don’t like what you are hearing. >”What the fuck ever, do you have what it takes to live?” >You are confused again. >”You have to have the proper attitude man. Look at me, my father was a piece of shit alchoholic who beat me daily.” >”He cut out on me and mom and she went to doing drugs and bringing in every hard dick that word pay her attention.” >”Growing up in shit and filth with no parents to care for me, ran away from home at 16.” >”But still even with all that, do you think I let it get me down? Do you think I can go through life letting that eat at me?” >You stare at him for a minute then guess, “Wes?” >”Your goddamn right! Fuck the world and everyone in it!” >”I didn’t think things could get any worse but tonight I got fucked by a fluffy pony, ain’t that some shit!” >He stares at you trying to measure you up. >”Everyone dies, living is hard. Sometimes you have to do bad things to keep going, you might have to hurt others.” >”So fuck ‘em,  just think of it as giving them a head start to hell.” >”Deadmeat no wan die…” You take in what he has said. >”Hmmm, maybe I can make my money back and then some.” He walks back to the pen. >”Listen bro, you can put it off for a while. Just remember, every fluffy dies.” >”So don’t worry about what you have to do.” >He starts to walk away again, “Get mean dude, that’s the only way you’ll live.” >Charcoal trots up to you, “No wan fwen to die! No wan fwen get bad huggies!” >She starts to tear up, “Charcoa sad… wha special huggies cheer up Charcoa…” >She stares at you with tears in her eyes. >Later she is heard giggling, “Eemf! Eemf! Eemf!...”