Title:           Deadmeat Chronicles: Survival of the Fittest Part Two
Author:          BadFicWriter
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First Edit:      Friday 6th of July 2012 09:01:20 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 6th of July 2012 09:01:20 PM CDT

>You are a maroon unicorn and you are fighting for your life in a fluffy arena.
>The other fluffies are in a rage thinking every other fluffy is bad.
>It is you and five fluffies left.
>The other bodies and body parts are strewn around the arena.
>Spike have started randomly shooting up from the floor.
>”Ahhhh! Yoo bad fwuffy, gif big owies!
>You turn seeing a fluffy charging you.
>You puff your cheeks and get ready, you ram heads.
>It hurts but you push through the pain as the othe fluffy staggers back.
>You swing your hoof hitting the side of his face knocking him down.
>You get over top of him and start biting his ears and face.
>”Wahhh! Bad fwuffy hewt fwuffy!”
>He starts to kick and push your belly.
>A fluffy sees he’s on the ground and runs up kicking his pee pee place causing him to screech in pain.
>The crowd is yelling in response to the desperate fight.
>When he doesn’t fight back you step off and kick his ribs sending him rolling.
>Suddenly pain shoots up through your back side.
>A fluffy has bit your tail and is pulling it, hatred in its eyes.
>You try to buck but he is out of your reach.
>You are being pulled backwards when another fluffy runs in front of you huffing.
>It starts to hit your face over and over, “Yoo why no sketties!”
>Spikes shoot up all around you and then shoot back into the ground.
>You have to free yourself, you run to the side real fast pulling the fluffy behind you off balance.
>You run the opposite direction throwing the fluffy biting your tail off.
>The fluffy who was hitting your face closes in and you both face of waving your hooves at each other.
>It lunges to bite and you dodge getting an opening on its ear.
>You bite hard on it getting a sweet metallic liquid in your mouth, it taste yucky.
>The fluffy yells in pain pulling away and running, “Hewt fwuffy! Why hewt? Wahhhh!”
>Something is still in your mouth, you spit it out seeing you bit off the fluffy’s ear.
>The fluffy you beat down has two other fluffies on it now stomping and jumping on his body.
>”Bad! Bad! Yoo Bad! Bad fwuffy! Bad!” They are both yelling in a rage.
>The fluffy on the ground is no longer moving.
>”Nnnnnnnn! NnnnNNnnn! You bad fwuffy!”
>You turn seeing the fluffy who’s ear you bit off.
>He is stomping in a rage with tears running down the side of his face.
>”Yoo make daddeh mad! Yoo hewt fwuffy! Fwuffy gif yoo owchies! Fwuffy gif yoo BIGGEST Owch-“
>The floor suddenly pulls back opening up under it causing him to fall in.
>”Ahhhhhh-“ His scream suddenly stops.
>You run up and see it has fallen into small pit filled with spikes, it’s impaled body now lifeless.
>”Oooh boy folks! Seems this has been going on too long! Time to step it up a bit more! Pit trap time!”
>You side step a spike shooting up as the crowd howls in response to what the silver furred monster said.
>You see two fluffy head to head booping each other’s face.
>You turn and see the other fluffy running straight at you.
>You charge him back hoping to over power him.
*snick*
>A spike shoots up straight to your front and you run headlong into it.
>You bounce back feeling boo boo juice coming from your nose.
>The other fluffy is on you stomping on your face.
>You cover up and roll on your side trying to avoid the assault.
>The other fluffy bucks you in your back.
>It feels like everyone of your backbones pop and pain shoots through your body.
>You start scooting across the floor from the mighty kick.
>You open your eyes and see a pit has opened in front of you.
>You start to scramble to stop sliding toward it.
>You twist to get your head forward and start to back push with your feet.
 >You stop just before the pit, you see the bottom has water in it.
>The water is bubbling and burns your nose.
>You back away from it only to get kicked in your back side.
>The other fluffy was right behind you and has started kicking you again.
>You turn and the two of you start to run in circles trying to get to the other ones side.
>You’re a bit sluggish from your pain and the other fluffy almost bucks you several times.
>Suddenly a spike shoots up in the middle of you two causing both to jump back.
>You turn and start to run away, you hear him giving chase.
>you try to buck back as hard as you can but from the pain you don’t kick too high.
>You connect with something and you hear a sickening pop.
>Your opponent rolls by you screaming in pain.
>It stops rolling and you see that it now has a horrible knee dislocation with its right front leg.
>It is bent unnaturally forward.
>You look at the other two combatants and see one is on its side with a spike sticking through its chest.
>It is silently crying, its mouth making no noise as its tears stain its fur.
>The other fluffy is mercilessly kicking the wounded fluffy’s head.
>It is putting great effort into each kick, “Umf! Umf! Umf!”
>The injured fluffies head jerking back with each impact.
>”Why weggies hewt? Why weggie no mofe wight?”
>You face back to your opponent, it has somehow stood up and its injured leg is twisting painfully.
>”Yoo meanie fwuffy! Yoo hewt weggie…” It starts to sniffle.
>”Yoo twy hewt Deadmeat! It yoo fault!” You say back sternly.
>It has a confused look on its face, “Wan sketties… wan daddeh…”
>A door opens up under it causing it to fall inside.
>You run up looking down, you see it has fallen on saw blades.
>”Owwie! Pointy tings hewt! Weggie hewts, Hewp! Fwuffy need hewp! Hew-“
>The blades kick on shredding the doomed fluffy in an instant.
>The spray leaves your fur damp and smelling of boo boo juice.
>You try to shake off the smell and turn around seeing the last fluffy looking at you and stomping its feet.
>Behind him a dead fluffy lying in a pool of blood with a hole through its chest.
>The fluffy to your front is huffing angrily.
>“Fwuffy make bad fwuffy pay! Daddeh take fwuffy home fo sketties!”, He says between huffs.
>You square up with it, “Deadmeat no bad fwuffy!”
>”Fwuffy’s daddeh say yoo bad fwuffy. Why daddeh say bad fwuffy if no bad fwuffy!?”
>”Deadmeat haf no daddeh! Monsta no caw Deadmeat bad! Yoo bad fo wisten to monsta!”
>You stomp your feet looking at it, it seems as hurt and tired as you.
>The fluffy looks confused, “Fwuffy haf no daddeh? All fwuffy haf daddeh…”
>”Kill that dark red faggot! I money bet on you shit bag!”
>”Deadmeat haf no daddeh. Deadmeat wan no daddeh!”
>The fluffy looks up enraged, “All fwuffy haf daddeh! Yoo wie!”
>You lower your head spraying sparks and puffing your cheeks, “Deadmeat no wie.”
>Spikes are still randomly shooting up and pits are randomly opening.
>”Yoo wie! Yoo why no sketties! Yoo why sowwy bawks! AHHHH!!”
>The last fluffy charges at you.
>You get ready to lock heads with the enraged fluffy.
>As he approaches a pit open just underneath him.
>He falls with his top half hanging on the ledge and his bottom half over the side.
>”Hewp! Fwuffy in twouble! Hewp!” He is desperately trying to pull himself up.
>You walk up and look down, you metal grind teethe slowly turning waiting to destroy anything that drops in.
>”Deadmeat no bad fwuffy. Deadmeat hewp.” You say trying to bite onto the fluffies leg and pull it up.
>”Only one of you gets out of there alive guys, that’s the rules.”
>The silver furred monster is smiling amused at what he is seeing.
>You try to pull him up but you are too weak from your injuries.
>The trapped fluffy is kicking its legs but can’t get a foot hold on the walls.
>Suddenly the trap door shuts on the back of the dangling fluffy.
>”WAAAHHHH! Fwuffy hewt! Ahhhhhhh!” You hear the gears grinding trying to force the door shut.
>There is a snap and the door pushes halfway through the trapped fluffy’s torso.
>”No feel weggies…” he looks at you, “It yoo fault! Yoo bad fwuffy!”
>You are still pulling trying to save this fluffy.
>”Yoo make daddeh do dis… fwuffy hate yoo…” It stares straight into your eyes as the door slowly cuts him in half.
>You fall back as his top half falls over, its lifeless face still sneering at you.
>All spike drop and all doors shut.
>”Ladies and gentlemen… We have a winner!”
>The crowd erupts in cheers and applause.
>You look up and see that fluffy in the large window again, maroon fluff, light green mane and purple eyes.
>His ear is mangled just like yours, you can’t help but to think how scary he looks.