Title:           Deadmeat Chronicles: Return to the play area
Author:          BadFicWriter
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First Edit:      Friday 1st of June 2012 07:30:27 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 1st of June 2012 07:30:27 PM CDT

>You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with purple eyes and you have to get through a fence.
>You follow the sidewalk to where the opening spot is.
>You look around seeing no monsters nearby.
>You runback a few yards and run as hard as you can at the fence butting it with your head.
>*Crunch*
>You bounce back screaming in excruciating pain.
>You limp off to the side trying to figure out why the fence hurt you.
>You were able to push through last time.
>You watch for a bit as the two legged monsters walk in and out.
>You notice the fence opens the same way each time.
>You think that maybe the fence only opens one way.
>You shake your head a bit because of the slight head ache.
>You walk back up to the fence thinking you cannot push the fence open.
>You try to bite the side and pull it.
>You are knocked back by a violent thrust, someone kicked the fence open.
>You stifle tears as owie juice comes from your nose.
>A two legged monster I standing above you with a stick.
>You turn and run as fast as you can hearing it yell, “What!? Don’t want to play or give hugs you vermin!?”
>You stop for a second, play? Hugs? Then you remember it is a monster so you run to a nearby bush.
>The monster goes back in the fence, “Heh, smarter than most of its kind, damn strays.”
>You see as other feral fluffies gather outside the fence talking about smelling nummies.
>You notice the monsters ignore these fluffies.
>You watch further and realize the gate stays open a few seconds after the monsters enter.
>You walk beside the magic spot and wait.
>After a few minutes a monster walks in carrying his fluffy.
>“Pway! Pway! Pway! Dadda fwuffy pway!” It says over and over smiling.
>You run as the monster walks through trying to get in before the magic spot closes.
>You barely make it in with the closing gate knocking you over.
>You jump back up and run into a bush, no one noticed you get in.
>You wonder looking for the monster who promised nummies.
>”New fwen? Pway?”
>You turn and face a pink earth fluffy.
>”New fwen? Deadmeat meet yoo aweady.”
>”Fwuffy siwwy fwuffy, Thewum no meet yoo. Wan pway?”
>”Deadmeat wan pway but Deadmeat hungy…” You say, your stomach growls.
>”Ooo! Ooo! Thewum hewp new fwen, fowwow Thewum!” The pink earth pony says bouncing happily.
>He leads you to the two legged monster with the brown fur.
>”Dadda! Dadda! New fwen wan nummies! Pwease gif fwen nummies!” he says jumping up and down.
>The monster stops writing in its notebook and looks at you.
>He sets the notebook to the side and stares at you.
>”Amazing, you came back.”
>”Yoo say yoo gif nummies! Me still no twust yoo!”
>”Of course, of course. I did say that.” The man grabs a bag and walks toward you.
>You jump back puffing your cheeks as he pours out some fluffy chow on the ground.
>”Yay! Nummies fwom dada!” The pink fluffy runs up and starts to eat.
>You walk up next to him and start to eat as well, noisily chomping down on the food.
>When you are done you jump back and start to back away from the two legged monster.
>You notice his arm is toward you and he is holding something that clicks over and over.
>”New fwen pway now!” The pink fluffy says jumping around you.
>”Yes, you two play. Daddy wants to watch.” The monster stands at a distance watching.
>You and your friend play for hours, you cannot remember being so happy.
>You play hide and seek, your friend is not very good at hiding.
>You hide under a bush and have to come out after a few minutes when your friend gets frustrated.
>You play with blocks and other toys, your friend is amazed at how you can stack and move them.
>After a while the monster comes up and grabs your friend.
>You run under a nearby bush poking your head out to see what it’s going to do.
>The monster looks at you, “You are amazing… but not unique.”
>”I have seen many… ‘smarty friends’ I think they’re called do a lot of what you do.”
>”And quite honestly you can’t even manage a herd by the looks of it.”
>”You have a good memory but I need to see more.”
>”Dadda adopt mo fwuffy?” The pink fluffy says.
>”No, Theorum, not today. I don’t think this one can lend any valuable information.”
>The pink fluffy looks at you, “Thewum onwy fwuffy awoud in housie.” It says with a proud look.
>The monster looks down at you, “If you find me again I’ll give you more nummies.”
>The monster turns and walks away, “Your friend has a good memory.”
>”Thewum haf fwen? Yay! Were fwen?” He says excitedly.
>You are confused that the pink fluffy has seemed to have forgotten you.
>You stay a while longer meeting other fluffies and playing.
>You find out the fluffies here are much nicer than the ones outside the fence.
>You also find the two legged monsters here drop food that you can scavenge.
>After a while you know you must leave.
>When the two legged monsters are scarce you force your way through the gate again.
>You head back to your hidey area so you can rest away from everything.