Title:           Deadmeat Chronicles: Explore the Park
Author:          BadFicWriter
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/DSBjPFv3
First Edit:      Saturday 15th of March 2014 11:11:54 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 15th of March 2014 11:11:54 AM CDT

>You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane.
>You are waking up in a new park.
>You shake off the sleepy scary thoughts.
>You look around at your herd who is now stirring.
>You have picked up quite a few fluffies in your travels.
>You have roughly 24 fluffies with you.
>You turn looking them over.
>You see Pookie yawning and going over and talking to Bruce.
>You see Next Special Friend giggling with the two fluffies from her herd.
>You see-
>”Hewwo smawty!”, Haze pops un in front of you.
>You jump back and get in a defensive stance.
>”Why yoo so cwose to Deadmeat!?”
>Haze giggles and does a little dance, “Smawty say fo fwuffy say hewwo! Tee hee hee!”
>You point at Haze, “Yoo nuu be stwange fwuff-“
>He leaps forward and buries his nose in your chest and sniffs deeply.
>You push him away.
>He rolls on his back and giggles.
>”Yoo nuu be stwange fwuffy!” you snap stomping at him.
>He jumps up and runs to a fluffy sniffing its rump.
>You stomp in frustration and decide to ignore him.
>You get in a spot surrounded by five trees in a circle and call your herd over.
>Most come truddling over happily.
>You see a small group around two fluffies hugging them.
>You walk closer to see why they aren’t going to the trees.
>”Pwease fwen, time fo wakies!”, “Fwen nee huggies, make fwen mof…”, “Mo huggies! make fwen betteh!”
>You look closer at the two fluffies on the ground.
>One is the fluffy who got kicked in his rump and the other is the fluffy who got his leggie hurt in the hole.
>Both are stiff and not moving.
>”Weave dese fwuffies, go wif hewd.”, you tell the fluffies hugging the two dead fluffies.
>You look over the two dead fluffies for a second.
>You then turn and head back to your fluffies.
>”Efery fwuffy wisten Deadmeat!”
>The fluffies ignore you and keep playing.
>”Wisten Deadmeat!”
>They still ignore you.
>You start to get mad, “Fwuffies!”, you raise up and stomp, “Smawty say something!”
>You glare out as all the fluffies get quiet and lay on their stomachs looking at you.
>”Dis pwace nyu awea fo fwuffies!”
>”Dis awea Deadmeat awea noa!”
>”Hewd am big hewd so Deadmeat say fwuffy speakie fo Deadmeat when Deadmeat nuu cwose!”
>The herd looks puzzled.
>You point to Pookie, “Pookie am smawt fwuffy! Pookie speakie fo Deadmeat!”
>Pookie stands tall and smiles.
>You point to Bruce, “Bwoos am stwong fwuffy! Bwoos am main owchie fwen!”
>Bruce stand and stomps giving a strong snort.
>You point to the mommy fluffy, “Mommeh fwuffy gif Deadmeat gud feews!”
>”Mommeh fwuffy am main speshul fwen fwuffy!”
>The mommy fluffy blushes and glances up at you.
>Haze crawls on his belly just in front of you.
>He looks up at you smiling and wagging his tail, “Wha am Hase smawty?”
>You look down at him and stomp, “Yoo stwange fwuffy!”
>Haze lowers his head looking like a whipped puppy, “Oh… otay….”
>You look over your herd, “Hewd nee wook fo nummies!”
>”Hewd nee fin hidey hoes fo fwuffies!”
>The herd starts to shuffle and murmur excitedly.
>You point at Pookie, “Yoo take some fwuffy den wook dat way!”
>You point toward a section of the park.
>You point to Bruce, “Bwoos ge’ fwuffies fo owie fwens!”
>Bruce looks confused, “Owie fwens?”
>You look at him, “Fwuffies make hewd saf fwom munsta an bad fwuffies.”
>Bruce’s face lights up, “Yoo am smawty!”
>You point to another fluffy, “Yoo take fwuffy an wook day way!”
>You point in a different direction.
>You point to a small group of fluffies, “Yoo fowwow Deadmeat!”
>You walk to the two dead fluffies.
>You stare down at the fluffies.
>You look at the fluffy who ran off and got kicked by the two legged monster.
>You think how he died because you lost control of your herd.
>You look at the fluffy with the ruined leg.
>The no pretty smell is strong coming from the wound.
>You think of how you gave that fluffy his wounds.
>You shake your head, it was either that or leave the fluffy.
>The fluffies run past you and start to hug the dead fluffies, “Gif fwuffies huggies smawty! Make fwuffies betteh!”
>They grab the stiff bodies and start to give them hugs giggling the whole time.
>You stomp, “Nuu huggies!”
>The fluffies look at you confused, “Why nuu huggies fo fwens…?”
>”Dwag fwuffy to dat ting!”
>You point to a trash can.
>You over see the fluffies taking the dead fluffies away.
>You walk back to the herd and look at Bruce, “Bwoos keep fwuffies in pwace. Nuu wet fwuffy go way.”
>Bruce sits back, “Otay! Bwoos kee fwuffy hewe!”
>”Deadmeat go wook dat way.”, you say pointing in a direction.
>”Fwuffy nee fin nummies and bad pwaces.”
>Bruce wanders and looks over the herd.
>You point to a couple of large earth fluffies near by, “Yoo fwuffies come wif Deadmeat.”
>They happily truddle next to you, “Fwuffy pway wif smawty?”
>”Nuu! Fwuffies wook fo bad pwaces.”
>You stomp, “Hewd nee know bad pwaces! Fwuffies wook!”
>They lay down on their bellies and look at you, “Otay… pwease nuu sowwies…”
>You start to walk off making sure they are behind you.
>You truddles to a trash can and hide next to it.
>You look back to check on your two fluffies you picked.
>”Hase wan com wif smawty!”
>You jump back, “Why yoo fowwow Deadmeat!?”
>Haze giggles, “Hase wike smawty. Stay wif smawty!”
>The other two fluffies are behind him looking nervous.
>You have already come too far to go back, “Yoo be gud fwuffy den, nuu be stwange fwuffy!”
>Haze sits back and claps, “Otay smawty! Nuu be stwange fwuffy!”
>He starts to do a cute dance and turns and sniffs the two earth fluffies with you.
>”Nuu smeww fwuffies!”
>Haze lays on his belly and giggles.
>You turn ignoring Haze.
>You look around and notice there are not many two legged monsters and you don’t see any fluffies.
>You step off with your three fluffies behind you.
>You need to know what is around and where the safest places are.