Title:           Deadmeat Chronicles: Deadmeat vs Hugger
Author:          BadFicWriter
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First Edit:      Sunday 1st of July 2012 01:47:11 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 1st of July 2012 01:47:11 PM CDT

>You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a scarred ear.
>You are stuck in a caged pen looking for a way out.
>You have to get out soon because the two legged monster will be back.
>The other twenty fluffies are babbling happily.
>Some are complaining about their tummies hurting and are eating the hay on the floor.
>The hay is stained with poop and pee, you aren’t hungry enough to eat it.
>You have rammed several areas but the fence is sturdy.
>You study the gate, you can’t understand why it doesn’t open.
>You hear shouts and yells, you look up and the two legged monster is bringing back the black fluffy.
>She looks sad as he drops her into the cage.
>Before you can run up and give her huggies you are grabbed from behind.
>”Time to die fucker.” You hear the monster say.
>The black fluffy runs up to the fence, “Nuu! Dat nice fwuffy! Wet fwuffy go!”
>The monster ignores her and walks away.
>You barely hear her but you hear her last shout, ”Make fwen do huggie!”
>You are carried through some doors into an open area.
>You see lots and lots of monsters sitting around in chairs, they cheer as you are brought out.
>The silver furred monster is talking and his voice is booming for some reason.
>”Here is the next victim! How long will he live? Place your bets now!”
>You are struggling in the hand of the monster but he holds tight.
>He walks to a large pen area surrounded by plywood and has a dirt floor.
>He drops you into it, the place smells burnt.
>You run around the pen finding no exit.
>You keep seeing mud spots.
>When you get close and sniff you realize it was made by boo boo juice.
>You look up and see moving pictures of a fluffy like you.
>He has maroon fluff with a light green mane, you see he also has a scarred ear.
>You’re not sure what to think of his face, he doesn’t look friendly like most fluffies.
>You hear the crowd start yelling again.
>They are hooting and howling at something you can’t tell what.
>You run about more but see no escape.
>You look at the monster that put you in the pen.
>He is looking at you with dead eyes like a snake laughing softly.
>”Yay! New fwen?”
>You turn and see another fluffy has been brought to the pen.
>It is an earth fluffy and he’s smiling and waving at you.
>”Gif huggies?”, he looks up at the two legged monster.
>”That’s right, give him hugs and you get a big bowl of spaghetti.” He puts him in the ring.
>The fluffy sits back and claps, “Yay! Fwuffy get sketties!”
>”Hold on, let’s get your vest on first.”
>He reaches down behind the wall and brings up a net looking thing with spikes attached to it.
>The earth fluffy babbles nonsense while the monster puts it on.
>After it is zipped up the earth fluffy has spikes sticking out all over its body.
>”Now make sure you hug him tight.” The monster says smiling down at the earth fluffy.
>”Otay, fwuffy hug weal tight. Gif good huggies fo sketties.” The fluffy gives you a big smile.
>You back away from the new fluffy as you start to realize why there is boo boo juice on the floor.
>”Don’t die too quickly now, the crowd needs entertainment.” The monster behind you says as he backs away.
>The crowd roars with shouts of “Hug him dead!” “Kill him!” “Don’t die to quick asshole, I bet 30 seconds!”
>You focus on the fluffy in front of you, it starts to trot toward you saying, “Wan huggies?”
>You trot away from him, “No wan huggies, stay way!”
>”But fwuffy haf to gif huggies. Fwuffy wan sketties.” He starts to run.
>You stay a few paces in front, “Fwuffy wan hewt Deadmeat! Stay way or gif owchies!”
>”Why gif owchies? Fwuffy jus wan hug!” He jumps and misses landing on you.
>You run to the opposite side of the pen as the crowd cheers.
>The earth fluffy walks to the monster at the side of the pen, “Fwuffy no wan huggie, fwuffy still get sketties?”
>The man picks up a long stick with straw at the end.
>He takes the bristles and drives them down into the earth fluffy’s eyes.
>”Ahhhh! Fwuffy eyes hewt! Why hewt fwuffy!” It screams as it tries to cover its face.
>”I said hug that fucking piece of shit over there! I didn’t say try! I said do!”
>”Fwuffy sorry! Fwuffy huggie!” It says.
>He turns and runs straight at you.
>You run to the side and the earth fluffy runs full into the plywood side.
>”Ahhhhh! Fwuffy hewt! Daddeh pwease gif huggies! Waahhh!”
>”I’ll make you think huggies faggot!” the monster starts to walk holding the stick.
>The earth pony starts to back away from the side,”Nuuu! No wan sowwy stick!”
>He turns to you with tears in its eyes and starts running again.
>You run away again, “Stay way! Deadmeat no wan yoo huggie!”
>”But fwuffy haf to huggie or sowwy stick!” He keeps chasing.
>You run to the side again, this time the earth fluffy loses its footing and trips.
>He rolls a few feet and stops, some of the spikes fall off.
>You take this chance to drive your point home.
>While the fluffy is down you run in front of him, “Stay way!”
>You buck him in the face.
>”Wahhh! Meanie fwuffy hewt fwuffy! Wahhh!”
>He gets up and trots to the monster holding the stick.
>”Meanie fwuffy gif boo boo! No wan pway any mo! Fwuffy no wike dis game!”
>The monster gets a look of fury on its face.
>He turns the stick and brings the blunt end down hard on the earth fluffy’s nose.
>”AHHHHHHH! Hewt fwuffy!” He says while backing away.
>He tries to cover his nose with a hoof.
>The monster jumps into the pen with boos from the crowd.
>”No interference asshole!”
>He ignores them and starts to viciously poke the fluffy with the blunt end driving it into its body over and over.
>When he is finished the monster points to you, “It’s his fault you are getting hurt. Bad fluffy isn’t hugging you back.”
>The fluffy looks from the monster to you sniffling, “Yoo bad fwuffy!”
>He stands up and yells, “GIF ME HUGGIES!” His face twisted with hurt and frustration.
>”Nuu! Stay way!” You start running again.
>The crowd is yelling and stomping enthralled by the spectacle of the two of you running in circles.
>The earth fluffy starts to get out of breath and trips again.
>It rolls losing even more spikes.
>The crowd gets quiet.
>”Wa-wa-wahhhhhh!”
>”You accident prone mother fucking son of a bitch!” One monster yells tearing up a piece of paper and throwing it down.
>You look at the earth fluffy who sits up, you see one of the spikes that fell of earlier in its side.
>”Fwuffy wan sketties… no haf sketties in so wong…”
>The monster at the side spits, “If you wanted spaghetti you should have hugged him to death you fucking failure!”
>The earth fluffy looks like it wants to say something but can’t muster the words, it falls over and quits moving.
>There is stunned silence.
>It is finally broken by the silver furred monster, “Oh my god! If that don’t smack a nun in the face with a double dong on a Tuesday night I don’t know what does!”
>He jumps into the pen, you turn to run but he grabs you and picks you up.
>”This is the first huggie to ever live! Give it up folks!”
>He holds you high as the crowd gives loud applause.
>He brings you down and gives you to another monster, “You’ve made me a shit ton of money tonight.”
>You are carried back to the pen.
>Charcoal claps as you are put in.
>”Dey make yoo hugger!”
>She runs up and hugs you.
>Her fluff is wet and smells of boo boo juice, “Huggie, Charcoa no wan bad hug yoo.”
>You hug her back.
>You have survived your first night.