Title:           Deadmeat Chronicles: Deadmeat meets the dog
Author:          BadFicWriter
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First Edit:      Friday 1st of June 2012 10:26:34 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 1st of June 2012 10:26:34 PM CDT

>You are a happy unicorn fluffy pony.
>You are trotting along in the park with a light breeze blowing through your light green mane.
>You are heading to the play place hoping the nice two legged monsters might give you extra nummies.
>The other fluffies are nicer here than the herds in other areas of the park.
>They can still be mean so you don’t get too close to any of them.
>It’s hard not to get too close to fluffies since there are several dozen strays in the area you are at.
>”Hewwo fwen!”
>You turn around and see a light blue earth fluffy walking up to you.
>”Wan huggies? Wan pway?” it asks.
>You giggle and hug the new fluffy you just met.
>”Me headin to pway pwace. Hope daddies gif nummies the day fwuffies no wan.”
>”Fwuffy no go to pway pwace befo.”
>”Fowwow me, I show yoo.”
>You turn to head to the play place when you hear what sounds like a fluffy yell.
>You and your new friend turn to see a huge dog trotting in your direction.
>”Dat woof woof, why no two wegged monster wit woof woof?” You ponder.
>Your new friend looks up and his eyes sparkle.
>”Ooooh, puppy. Fwuffy wub puppies.”
>The light blue fluffy sits up and opens it front hooves toward the dog.
>”Puppy wan huggies?” It asks.
>The dog notices the light blue fluffy and runs toward it.
>You smile at the woof woof, they have never hurt you.
>You are still smiling when it bends down and bites your new friend’s head and picks her up.
>”EEEEEEEIIIIIIIIII!!!!” the earth fluffy screams as the dog picks her up and throws her in the air.
>”Nuuuu! Why hewt fwufy!? Waaaaa!” It screams before hitting the ground.
>You hear cracks and your new friend’s legs twist into unnatural positions.
>”WAAAAAAHHH! WEGGIES!! WEGGIES HEWT! HEWP FWUFFY! HE-“
>The dog is on her again biting her in her mid-section.
>She lets out an agonizing yell as the dog starts to shake her side to side viciously.
>She stops yelling and the dog drops her.
>He sits and pants for a minute before he starts to bite off parts of her swallowing them down.
>Fear shoots through your body as you realize that this woof woof is a monster.
>You turn to run away as fast as you can.
>You hear other fluffy strays start yelling for help and shouting that a monster is attacking.
>You look back to see if its chasing you.
>You see it has zoomed in on a yellow Pegasus.
>It is running clumsily with tears streaming from its eyes, it wings buzz uselessly.
>It is continuously screaming, “Nuuuuuuuuu!” as the dog closes in and chomps down on its back.
>It spasms with a shocked look on its face as the dog picks it up.
>You run with increased effort, other fluffies are running and screaming as well bumping into you.
>It is fluffy pandemonium.
>You run under a large garbage can that is held off the ground by four small legs.
>There are two other fluffies under it.
>One looks at you and say, “Yoo go way! Dis fwuffies spot!”
>It hits your nose with its hoof.
>”Owwwie! Deadmeat jus wan hide fwom monsta!”
>”Yoo weave or boop nosie again!”
>You back out just in time to see the dog approach from the other side.
>It bends its head down and you hear a soft crunch followed by a painful yell.
>The dog drags out one of the fluffies from under the trash can and starts to shake it.
>You turn and run the only way you can, toward the pond.
>You see several boats tied up upside down, you think you can hide under them.
>You reach them and go underneath, you don’t know what a kayak is but you know a hidey hole when you see one.
>You climb inside one of the boats and back up as far as you can to hide from the monster.
>Moments pass and you don’t hear anything, the screams of fluffies has stopped.
>You think it is safe now to leave, you let out a sigh of relief.
>The dog’s head pops up into the kayak and it turns to look at you.
>Its great moth opens up and starts to come at you, its sharp teethe glistening.
>*CHOMP*
>The dog cannot get its body into the boat, it snaps its mouth shut just prior to your face.
>The hairs on its nose are touching the hairs on your nose.
>It snorts at you and its breath, it stinks of fluffy blood and meat.
>You are eye to eye with the monster and you can see its frustration at not being able to get to you.
>It starts to struggle to get in and is shaking the boat.
>Your fear is so much you involuntarily poop and pee on yourself.
>You let out a whimper as you no longer smell pretty.
>The dog backs up a bit from the stench, but it doesn’t leave.
>In desperation you try to intimidate the dog.
>You puff your cheeks and start to grunt, sparklies come from your horn
>One hits the animals nose and causes a small burn.
>The dog gets irate and starts barking and snarling at you.
>The sound from its barks hurts, it can almost feel the snaps of its jaw it is so close.
>The boat is shaking more violently.
>You feel like you are going to lose your footing when the dogs head is jerked back out of the kayak.
>”Goddamn! You want me to have to buy a fucking boat?”
>You hear a two legged monster talking.
>Well, looks like you had your fill here. Man, I save a lot on dog food thanks to these strays.”
>You hear the man walk away and the dog struggling against him.
>After what seems an eternity you come out and see the carnage.
>Several dismembered fluffies are lying around.
>Now you know to fear the woof woof monster.