Title:           Deadmeat Chronicles: A New Smarty Threat
Author:          BadFicWriter
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/hGpq5TN4
First Edit:      Wednesday 26th of September 2012 01:19:00 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 26th of September 2012 01:19:00 PM CDT

>You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane.
>Your alloy horn blends in and no one notices that it was attached.
>You have finished your morning run when you hear giggling.
>You wonder around and see a female earth fluffy hiding in your area.
>She has red fluff and a blue purple mane.
>She is shaking with excitement.
>”Wosebewwy  find gud hide spot. Nuu fwuffy fin Wosebewwy!”
>You gently push the fluffy, “Why yoo in Deadmeat pwace?”
>She gets up and stomps angrily, “Nuuu, yoo fin Wosebewwy!”
>Roseberry turns and looks at you seeing all your scars.
>”Ahhhh! Munta fwuffy! Hewp!” She turns and runs away slowly.
>You stomp in frustration, “Deadmeat nuu munsta! Yoo bad fwuffy! Go way!”
>You turn to go back to your hidey hole.
>”Wahhh! Hewp Wosebewwy! Wosebewwy in twouble!”
>You turn around, “Deadmeat no munsta!”
>You see the earth fluffy running back toward you, “Meanie fwuffy gowing to get Wosebewwy!”
>She runs past you as you see the small group of fluffies behind her walking toward you.
>There is a large unicorn and pegasus fluffy both flanked by two large earth fluffies, all male.
>You see a smaller Pegasus behind them.
>You start to puff your cheeks at their approach.
>You stomp your foot, “Go way! Dis Deameat pwace!”
>The invading fluffies start to puff their cheeks.
>The unicorn starts to speak, “Yoo meanie fwuffy! Yoo go way, dis bewong smawty fwen now!”
>”Deadmeat no meanie! Go way or big owchies!”
>”Nuu! Dis now smawty pwace yoo go way!” The unicorn stomps while the rest give you a raspberry in unison.
>The unicorn puffs his cheeks.
>”Yoo go way or big… AHHHH!”
>You charge and poke the unicorns cheeks with your horn.
>He yelps as boo boo juice starts to flow from the wound.
>The Pegasus sees his friend injured and turns to hug him.
>While he is distracted you bite his ear and jerk him down.
>He starts to cry while covering his hurt ear.
>You quickly buck one of the earth fluffies in his jaw knocking him down.
>The last earth fluffy starts to cower begging, “Fwuffy sowwy! Pwease no hewt fwuffy!”
>You still boop him on the nose for good measure.
> He breaks down sobbing.
>”Wahhhh! Yoo meanest munsta fwuffy! Yoo boop sowwy fwuffy nose! Huuu Huuu huuuuuuuu!”
>The small Pegasus that was behind is looking at you with disdain.
>Now you can see her closer you see it is a female Pegasus.
>She has blue green fluff, a green mane and emerald eyes.
>You look at her, “Why yoo in Deadmeat pwace?”
>She just huffs at you.
>”Yoo mean fwuffy, go way!” you start to walk toward her.
>Suddenly the pegasus jumps and charges you.
>He catches you by surprise and boops your nose hard.
>You back up hearing his teeth nip around your head as he tries to bite you.
>You get your bearings and push him backward.
>He lands on his back with an umf.
>You run up and start to stomp his ribs, “Deadmeat gif BIG owchies! Yoo bad fwuffy!”
>He writhes in pain, “Fwuffy no wet yoo hewt smawty fwen!”
>You glance back at the unicorn shaking in fear looking at you with boo boo juice still dripping from his face.
>”Yoo dum dum fwuffy, Deadmeat gif owchies to smawty.”
>The female Pegasus speaks up, “Yoo dum dum fwuffy! Me am smawty!”
>You step off your opponent looking at this unlikely smarty in front of you.
>She starts to stomp her hooves in anger, “Smawty owchie fwuffies BAD fwuffies!”
>All the fluffies you gave owchies to start to babble frantically.
>”Nuuu! Nuu bad fwuffy!” “Fwuffy gif biggest owchies fo smawty, pwease no say bad fwuffy!”, “Wahhh! Meanie fwuffy get fwuffy yelled at!”
>All start to clamber and grovel at the female Pegasus.
>”Owchie fwuffies go back herd!” she says still staring you down.
>They start begging for another chance to give you owchies.
>”Go back herd or wots of owchies and no spechul huggies when smawty get back!”
>They all stop when she says that and run off clumsily falling every few steps yelling the entire way.
>You puff your cheeks at this new threat, “Dis Deadmeat pwace.”
>She ignores you and starts to trot around, “Smawty go any pwace smawty wan.”
>She looks around, “Whewe yoo herd?”
>”Deadmeat haf no herd.” You never take your eyes off her.
>”Yoo aweady hewt fwuffies, evewy fwuffy know of munsta fwuffy.” She says facing you again.
>”Deadmeat nuu munsta!” You are getting irritated at that title.
>She walks up to you and sniffs, “Yoo fwuffy.”
>She looks you over, “Yoo stwong fwuffy.”
>”Me wan yoo in herd.” She says plainly.
>You step back surprised, “Why yoo wan Deadmeat?”
>”Yoo beat owchie fwuffies. Yoo onwy fwuffy do dat.”
>She saunters next to you rubbing her body against yours.
>“Yoo join herd, yoo get smawty spechul huggies.” She coos in your ear.
>She walks in front of you and lifts her tail exposing her pee pee place.
>You are intrigued, she is good looking.
>You walk up and sniff her.
>”Deadmeat smell wots boy fwuffies.”
>She turns with surprise on her face that quickly turns to anger.
>She starts to bop at you with her front hooves.
>They graze off your body doing no damage.
>”Yoo mean mean mean mean mean fwuffy!”
>”Dat how smawty keep herd!”
>You get confused at her sudden anger, ”But Deadmeat onwy say-“
>”Yoo join herd or yoo get owchies! Big owchies!”
>”Yoo know fear when yoo heaw smawty name!” She says trying to stare you down.
>”Wha yoo name?”
>”Aww wun scawed fwom bestest smawty Snuggle Wuggle!” She looks up and spreads her wings trying to look inspiring.
>”Am Deadmeat.” You say back.
>She looks back you, “Yoo join Snuggle Wuggle herd?”
>You look around at the place you’ve claimed then look back at her.
>”Nuu! Dis Deadmeat pwace, yoo weave!”
>She walks up and stares into your eyes, “Den Smawty Snuggle Wuggle gif yoo biggest owchies!”
>She turns slapping you in your face with her tail and walks away.
>You watch for a second then chase her and push her down.
>You place your hoof on the back of her neck and for the first time she gets a worried look on her face.
>You say, ”Deadmeat gif biggest owchies too!”, before letting her up.
>She gets up and stomps angrily.
>All she can muster is a furious scream in your face before turning and walking away again.
>You watch her leave.
>You have claimed this place.
>You intend to keep it.