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Deadmeat Chronicles: The Temptation of Deadmeat

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>You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane.
>You were born feral.
>You grew up feral.
>And right now you are domestic.
>You are being held by a stinky water monster and a meanie monster.
>The meanie monster keeps putting a soft wood on your horn.
>He also gives you owies and puts you in a box.
>You have got used to the daily routine.
>The stinky water monster keeps spraying you with stinky water and trying to hug you.
>You can usually get away from the stinky water monster but the meanie monster can chase you down.
>You are in outside time now and are happy.
>You have eaten lots of grassies and leaves so today the meanie monster will get lots of sorry poopies.
>You look over where the meanie monster is sitting and give him a raspberry.
>Dum dum monster, he keeps saying you get no spaghetti on spaghetti night.
>You have grassies and bowl nummies.
>Why should you care about stupid spaghetti?
>You see Andrew playing with a bunch of other fluffies.
>You stride over, “Yoo pway wif Deadmeat.”
>You carry the small group to a wide area in the yard and play a rousing game of tackle tickle roll.
>You all run randomly giggling and jumping on each other tickling and rolling around.
>After a bit the other fluffies lay down laughing too tired to move.
>You sit up, you still have energy.
>You look around and see Princess Princess truddling toward you nosing a ball.
>She pushes it in front of you, “Am gud smawty! Make shuwe fwen haf baww to pway wif!”
>She smiles at you wagging her tail.
>You look down at the ball and look across the yard.
>”Smawty go make sure ofer fwuffy haf gud fun!”
>She takes off breathing heavily as she tries to give more toys to other fluffies.
>You look at all the fluffies playing.
>They remind you of your last area.
>Where you had a bunch of fluffies around you.
>You see across the area that Alexander has a group of fluffies he is keeping separate from the main group.
>He is a mean fluffy.
>He tries to cause you trouble.
>You look harder thinking how stupid he is.
>You think of how dumb he is and how you… you are much smarter.
>You don’t notice that the fluffies around you stop laughing.
>You look over seeing the pretty mares running and giggling.
>Roseberry said the smarty had his pick.
>You shake your head, you are not smarty anymore.
>Your herd is dead.
>Your head starts to hurt.
>You have no herd.
>Well, you have no herd now…
>You glance around at the fluffies around you.
>They are quiet and looking at you.
>You look back over the other fluffies.
>There are plenty fluffies here to make a new herd though.
>You have made the bush your secret hidey hole, but the meanie monster knows of it now.
>You can start to rebuild here.
>You look at the stinky water monster.
>You get on all fours and stomp.
>You will run her off!
>You don’t notice how the fluffies around you start to shuffle, all the while looking at you.
>You can take this yard.
>Princess Princess comes back to you.
>”Am bad fwen Siw Wiwwam Witinop haf fun!” She smiles and wag hers tail.
>She leaps forward and hugs you, “Pwincess Pwincess gwad fwen haf fun!”
>She runs off again.
>You look over at Alexander, you can give him bigest owchies.
>He is no threat.
>You can make these fluffies your herd.
>Your head hurts more.
>You don’t notice how all the fluffies you were playing with have now laid on their bellies facing you.
>They now look fearful.
>”Am fwen hewties? Fwen nu be wike fwen was befo…”, Andrew says timidly.
>You don’t hear, your head is hurting.
>You look over the fluffies.
>You could tell them what to do.
>You are stronger.
>You are smarter.
>You think to yourself… you can be the smarty.
>What can stop you from being smarty?
>You should be smarty!
>But to be smarty you need to…
>”Pwincess pwoncess bwing nufer baww for bad fwuffy! Pwease pway and haf fun!”
>The light brown alicorn fluffy pushes another ball in front of you.
>You place your hoof on top of it and hold it there.
>You look at Princess Princess.
>You have to get rid of the current smarty!
>She leaps around in front of you laughing, “Am gud smawty! Am gud smawty! Am gud smawty! Mommeh say so!”
>The fluffies around you start to shake in fear.
>”Fwen ok?… Fwen wook wike he nu feew gud….” Andrew mutters.
>Your head hurts more.
>You can beat this fluffy and take the herd.
>You can be the smarty!
>She can get biggest owchies!
>You can kill her!
>A small smile comes across your face.
>You can make her dead!
>Just like those bad fluffies who stole nummies!
>Just like those monster fluffies the silver furred monster made you fight!
>You can make her dead!
>Just like the meanie fluffies in the pen!
>Just like-
>Sissy!
*THUD*
>”AHHHHHH!”
>Your hooves fly to your head and you fall over.
…”Sissy take back. Yoo gud fwuffy.”…
>Most of the fluffies around you jump up and run off.
>Andrew jumps up and runs up to you, “Fwen otay!?”
>Princess Princess jumps next to you, “Siw Wiwwam Hootipru hewt?”
>You look up, Princess Princess is over you.
>She has never hurt you.
>She is weak!
>You are strong!
*THUD*
…“Charcoa no wan speshul smawty turn to meanie fwuffy.”…
>”OWIES! OWIES! OWIES!”
>Your head is throbbing.
>You stand up and run.
>You run to your hidey hole, tears stream down your cheeks.
>”Maybe that one will die…” The meanie monsters words never reach you.
>She brings you toys…
>Kill her!
>You don’t belong here…
>”Fwen otay? Pwease be otay!” Princess Princess follows you to your hidey hole.
>Andrew is right behind her.
>She isn’t afraid of you.
>The monsters will never go away…
>You deserve to be smarty!
>Princess Princess starts to hug your neck, “Huggies make fwen betteh!”
>Andrew hugs you from the opposite side.
>”Andwew nuu wan fwen to go in bye bye bawks!”
*THUD*
>”Wahhhhhhh! Head hewties!”
>She is here!
>The monsters will never let you be!
>Take it all!
>So trusting.
>Be the smarty!
>This is your land now!
>The human should love you!
>This is smarty’s land now!
>KILL HER!
*THUD*
…”Yoo dum dum fwuffy… yoo gud fwuffy…”…
>You kick your leg a few times trying to make the pain go away.
>Princess Princess has been nice to you.
>Very few have ever done that.
>”Wahhahhhahhhh! Head hewties!”
>It would be bad to hurt those who help you.
>”Fwen few betteh? Pwincess Pwincess hug mo!”
>She hugs you tight, “Huggies make bad fwuffy betteh!”
>You don’t want to be a bad…
*thud*
>The pain starts to subside.
>You give a small whine, “Deadmeat nuu wan be bad fwuffy…”
>You stand letting Princess Princess and Andrew step away.
>Princess Princess does a little happy dance, “Yay! Bad fwuffy betteh!”
>You step out from your hidey hole and look around the yard.
>You see fluffies playing with such fantastic toys.
>You see the stinky water monster laying on her back laughing as fluffies climb all over her and try to hug and give her fluffy kisses.
>You see the meanie monster pulling a dead fluffy from the low branches of a tree and head over to the bye bye box.
>You don’t see fluffies eating the grassies.
>You see fluffies who want to be around these monsters.
>You see the wall surrounding the yard.
>”Pwincess Pwincess get toys fo Siw Wiwwam Rethererer! Make fwen happy!”
>You wonder back into your hidey hole, “Deadmeat nuu want toy…”
>Both Andrew and Princess Princess gasp in horror, “Nuu toys! Why fwen nuu wan toys!?”
>Princess Princess looks around, “Pwincess Pwincess get fwen wha fwen wan! Wha fwen wan?”
>You look around the yard with fresh eyes.
>Your head owchies slowly going away.
>You see fluffies who shy away from you.
>You see two legged monsters.
>”Deadmeat wan go way…”
>You see a place where you do not belong.

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>You are a maroon unicorn fluffy with a light green mane.
>You were born feral.
>You grew up feral.
>And right now you are domestic.
>You are being held by a stinky water monster and a meanie monster.
>The meanie monster keeps putting a soft wood on your horn.
>He also gives you owies and puts you in a box.
>You have got used to the daily routine.
>The stinky water monster keeps spraying you with stinky water and trying to hug you.
>You can usually get away from the stinky water monster but the meanie monster can chase you down.
>You are in outside time now and are happy.
>You have eaten lots of grassies and leaves so today the meanie monster will get lots of sorry poopies.
>You look over where the meanie monster is sitting and give him a raspberry.
>Dum dum monster, he keeps saying you get no spaghetti on spaghetti night.
>You have grassies and bowl nummies.
>Why should you care about stupid spaghetti?
>You see Andrew playing with a bunch of other fluffies.
>You stride over, “Yoo pway wif Deadmeat.”
>You carry the small group to a wide area in the yard and play a rousing game of tackle tickle roll.
>You all run randomly giggling and jumping on each other tickling and rolling around.
>After a bit the other fluffies lay down laughing too tired to move.
>You sit up, you still have energy.
>You look around and see Princess Princess truddling toward you nosing a ball.
>She pushes it in front of you, “Am gud smawty! Make shuwe fwen haf baww to pway wif!”
>She smiles at you wagging her tail.
>You look down at the ball and look across the yard.
>”Smawty go make sure ofer fwuffy haf gud fun!” 
>She takes off breathing heavily as she tries to give more toys to other fluffies.
>You look at all the fluffies playing.
>They remind you of your last area.
>Where you had a bunch of fluffies around you.
>You see across the area that Alexander has a group of fluffies he is keeping separate from the main group.
>He is a mean fluffy.
>He tries to cause you trouble.
>You look harder thinking how stupid he is.
>You think of how dumb he is and how you… you are much smarter.
>You don’t notice that the fluffies around you stop laughing.
>You look over seeing the pretty mares running and giggling.
>Roseberry said the smarty had his pick.
>You shake your head, you are not smarty anymore.
>Your herd is dead.
>Your head starts to hurt.
>You have no herd.
>Well, you have no herd now…
>You glance around at the fluffies around you.
>They are quiet and looking at you.
>You look back over the other fluffies.
>There are plenty fluffies here to make a new herd though.
>You have made the bush your secret hidey hole, but the meanie monster knows of it now.
>You can start to rebuild here.
>You look at the stinky water monster.
>You get on all fours and stomp.
>You will run her off!
>You don’t notice how the fluffies around you start to shuffle, all the while looking at you.
>You can take this yard.
>Princess Princess comes back to you.
>”Am bad fwen Siw Wiwwam Witinop haf fun!” She smiles and wag hers tail.
>She leaps forward and hugs you, “Pwincess Pwincess gwad fwen haf fun!”
>She runs off again.
>You look over at Alexander, you can give him bigest owchies.
>He is no threat.
>You can make these fluffies your herd.
>Your head hurts more.
>You don’t notice how all the fluffies you were playing with have now laid on their bellies facing you.
>They now look fearful.
>”Am fwen hewties? Fwen nu be wike fwen was befo…”, Andrew says timidly.
>You don’t hear, your head is hurting.
>You look over the fluffies.
>You could tell them what to do.
>You are stronger.
>You are smarter.
>You think to yourself… you can be the smarty.
>What can stop you from being smarty?
>You should be smarty!
>But to be smarty you need to…
>”Pwincess pwoncess bwing nufer baww for bad fwuffy! Pwease pway and haf fun!”
>The light brown alicorn fluffy pushes another ball in front of you.
>You place your hoof on top of it and hold it there.
>You look at Princess Princess.
>You have to get rid of the current smarty!
>She leaps around in front of you laughing, “Am gud smawty! Am gud smawty! Am gud smawty! Mommeh say so!”
>The fluffies around you start to shake in fear.
>”Fwen ok?… Fwen wook wike he nu feew gud….” Andrew mutters.
>Your head hurts more.
>You can beat this fluffy and take the herd.
>You can be the smarty!
>She can get biggest owchies!
>You can kill her!
>A small smile comes across your face.
>You can make her dead!
>Just like those bad fluffies who stole nummies!
>Just like those monster fluffies the silver furred monster made you fight!
>You can make her dead!
>Just like the meanie fluffies in the pen!
>Just like-
>Sissy!
*THUD*
>”AHHHHHH!”
>Your hooves fly to your head and you fall over.
…”Sissy take back. Yoo gud fwuffy.”…
>Most of the fluffies around you jump up and run off.
>Andrew jumps up and runs up to you, “Fwen otay!?”
>Princess Princess jumps next to you, “Siw Wiwwam Hootipru hewt?”
>You look up, Princess Princess is over you.
>She has never hurt you.
>She is weak!
>You are strong!
*THUD*
…“Charcoa no wan speshul smawty turn to meanie fwuffy.”…
>”OWIES! OWIES! OWIES!”
>Your head is throbbing.
>You stand up and run.
>You run to your hidey hole, tears stream down your cheeks.
>”Maybe that one will die…” The meanie monsters words never reach you.
>She brings you toys…
>Kill her!
>You don’t belong here…
>”Fwen otay? Pwease be otay!” Princess Princess follows you to your hidey hole.
>Andrew is right behind her.
>She isn’t afraid of you.
>The monsters will never go away…
>You deserve to be smarty!
>Princess Princess starts to hug your neck, “Huggies make fwen betteh!”
>Andrew hugs you from the opposite side.
>”Andwew nuu wan fwen to go in bye bye bawks!”
*THUD*
>”Wahhhhhhh! Head hewties!”
>She is here!
>The monsters will never let you be!
>Take it all!
>So trusting.
>Be the smarty!
>This is your land now!
>The human should love you!
>This is smarty’s land now!
>KILL HER!
*THUD*
…”Yoo dum dum fwuffy… yoo gud fwuffy…”…
>You kick your leg a few times trying to make the pain go away.
>Princess Princess has been nice to you.
>Very few have ever done that.
>”Wahhahhhahhhh! Head hewties!”
>It would be bad to hurt those who help you.
>”Fwen few betteh? Pwincess Pwincess hug mo!”
>She hugs you tight, “Huggies make bad fwuffy betteh!”
>You don’t want to be a bad…
*thud*
>The pain starts to subside.
>You give a small whine, “Deadmeat nuu wan be bad fwuffy…”
>You stand letting Princess Princess and Andrew step away.
>Princess Princess does a little happy dance, “Yay! Bad fwuffy betteh!”
>You step out from your hidey hole and look around the yard.
>You see fluffies playing with such fantastic toys.
>You see the stinky water monster laying on her back laughing as fluffies climb all over her and try to hug and give her fluffy kisses.
>You see the meanie monster pulling a dead fluffy from the low branches of a tree and head over to the bye bye box.
>You don’t see fluffies eating the grassies.
>You see fluffies who want to be around these monsters.
>You see the wall surrounding the yard.
>”Pwincess Pwincess get toys fo Siw Wiwwam Rethererer! Make fwen happy!”
>You wonder back into your hidey hole, “Deadmeat nuu want toy…”
>Both Andrew and Princess Princess gasp in horror, “Nuu toys! Why fwen nuu wan toys!?”
>Princess Princess looks around, “Pwincess Pwincess get fwen wha fwen wan! Wha fwen wan?”
>You look around the yard with fresh eyes.
>Your head owchies slowly going away.
>You see fluffies who shy away from you.
>You see two legged monsters.
>”Deadmeat wan go way…”
>You see a place where you do not belong.

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