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Deadmeat Chronicles: Deadmeat in the box

By: BadFicWriter on Jul 2nd, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 6.18 KB  |  hits: 192  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You are a maroon fluffy unicorn and you are being carried to the arena.
  2. >Charcoal told you not to fight the monsters because they give ouchies.
  3. >You struggled a bit when they picked you up and they gave you a violent shake.
  4. >You hate it but you let the monsters carry you for now.
  5. >You see a large box in the center of the pen. It is long and rectangular with two open areas in the middle.
  6. >You are dropped into one of the areas.
  7. >There is hard plastic around you not letting you escape, it is green and you can’t see through it.
  8. >You try to climb up but it is too slick, it is too high to jump out as well.
  9. >You walk around to get a sense of where you are.
  10. >The area is roughly three times your body length square.
  11. >There is a single piece of plastic that surrounds it.
  12. >You hear the crowd start cheering.
  13. >From the other side of the plastic you hear, “Ouchies! Meanie munsta, smawty gif big owies!”
  14. >”Ok guys! Are you ready?” You hear the announcer speak.
  15. >”It’s a special treat tonight! We have two unicorns fighting it out.”
  16. >”Will it be the blue unicorn to live?” Cheers rise from the crowd.
  17. >”Will it be the maroon unicorn to live?” More cheers are heard.
  18. >”Or will the both die in the box!” The crowd explodes into shouts and cheers.
  19. >”Just a few more minutes to place your bets folks!”
  20. >You start to scramble looking for escape, you know they are talking about you dying.
  21. >You buck and butt the sides to no avail.
  22. >After a while you see the silver furred monster above you.
  23. >”Ok guys, heres the rules. You have to push the clear wall to the side and walk out.”
  24. >”Once you push it far enough it locks so only one of you can get out.”
  25. >His cat like grin covering his face as he chuckles at your predicament.
  26. >Before you can react, in one swift motion he pulls out the plastic walls revealing the box you’re in.
  27. >You see a clear plastic piece being guided by four rods in each corner.
  28. >The back is metal with some holes, the clear plastic is halfway in between a square opening.
  29. >”Wha! Yoo bad fwuffy! Why yoo hewe! Whewe smawty herd!? Gif bad fwuffy big owchies!”
  30. >You look on the other side of the plastic and see a dark blue unicorn fluffy with a light blue mane.
  31. >”Yoo bad fwuffy! You hewt Deadmeat ear! Yoo get big owchies!”
  32. >In anger the two of you run at each other only to collide with the clear plexi glass and bouncing back.
  33. >You stand up and shake your head.
  34. >He stands up and rubs his nose, “You hewt smawty, yoo bad fwuffy!”
  35. >You runs and collide again, this time you both keep your balance and push against each other.
  36. >Your eyes are locked as the two of you puff your cheeks and give each other raspberries.
  37. >The crowd is going wild at both of your displays, “Wow, seems like we stumbled on a grudge match tonight folks!”
  38. >The two of you butt and push making no head way.
  39. >”These guys seem a bit hot under the collar…Let’s make it hotter!”
  40. >The crowd stomps and hoots in response.
  41. >You are too focused on the fluffy to your front to realize the back walls start to glow red.
  42. >During an insult the blue unicorn shoves the plexi glass knocking you backward.
  43. >The searing heat catches your attention and you forcibly stop yourself from rolling.
  44. >The heat from the back wall is excruciating.
  45. >You quickly run back to the center hitting it so hard your opponent is sent rolling.
  46. >He feels the heat on his side and stops as well but not before some of his fluff singes.
  47. >the two of you back up looking at the rear walls that are now red hot.
  48. >You both run for the exit but it is too narrow for you to get out.
  49. >”Yoo bad fwuffy, go way! Wet smawty out!” He says looking at you angrily.
  50. >”No, Deadmeat weave, yoo go way!”
  51. >You both start pushing again.
  52. >He knocks you back but you keep your hooves planted, the plexiglass hits them getting stuck and pinching your hoof.
  53. >“Ahhhhhh!” You yell in pain.
  54. >You feel your hoof grind against the ground from the smarty friend pushing.
  55. >You slam your body into the divider knocking the smarty back.
  56. >the smarty recovers as you shake your hoof, you both slam into the plexi glass again.
  57. >”Well, seems these two are still going at it. One needs to leave the box, maybe they need to get the point!”
  58. >The crowd roars at the announcer’s words.
  59. >You are still puffing your cheeks at the blue fluffy when suddenly you feel a sharp pain from behind.
  60. >You hear the other fluffy yelp as you look behind you, spikes have come out from the rear wall and are slowly coming at you.
  61. >”Wet smawty owt! Smawty good fwuffy, udder bad fwuffy!”
  62. >You both get side to side pushing the glass, “Yoo bad fwuffy, yoo hewt Deadmeat!”
  63. >Your hooves are pushing up small piles of dirt.
  64. >You smell something burning and see smoke starting to raise off your fluff.
  65. >You start to push with all your might kicking and pushing.
  66. >Slowly you feel the plexiglass move.
  67. >You see the opening getting larger as you push.
  68. >”AHHHHHH! Smawty sowwy! Pwease wet smawty out! Smawty sowwy for be bad fwuffy!”
  69. >You hear the paniced yells of the fluffy on the other side, it gets easier to push the plexi glass.
  70. >”WAAAAAHHH!!! Smawty sowwy! Pwease.. no hewt fwuffy! WAAAAaaaaaa-“
  71. >It gets real easy to push the glass.
  72. >The exit opens as you hear a click and you rush through it.
  73. >Small whiffs of smoke raise from your fluff.
  74. >The silver furred monster picks you up, “Can you believe it!? We have a winner!”
  75. >You look back shaking your hoof,  “Yoo bad fwuffy, Deadmeat gif yoo owchies! Yoo…”
  76. >You see the blue unicorn fluffy as the spikes finish pushing through his body.
  77. >Boo boo juice leaks out of his mouth one of his eyes is pierced and deflated.
  78. >Spikes come out from the side of his nose pushing against the devider.
  79. >His body is pierced by dozens of spikes with his blue fluff starting to darken.
  80. >The heat quickly transfers and smoke starts to rise.
  81. >Soon your foe’s body burst into flames and it seems to melt before your eyes.
  82. >You stare at what you have just done not sure how to react.
  83. >”Congratulations, you are now a fluffy killer.” The silver furred monster whispers in your ear.
  84. >You are carried out to the cheers of the crowd and placed in your pen.
  85. >You are starting to notice there are fewer fluffies.