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Daddy Fluffy

By: BadFicWriter on May 20th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.72 KB  |  hits: 333  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Come home get greeted by one of your fluffy ponies
  2. >"Me become daddy too! Giv spechul huggies!" He says with a smile
  3. >Look at other fluffies laying on floor crying
  4. >"Huggies hewt fwuffy", they cry, some backed up with their rears to the wall.
  5. >Apparently left TV on and fluffy saw the mating special on Discovery.
  6. >"When me be daddy?" he asks
  7. >He has a proud look on his face beaming with happiness over being a daddy.
  8. >It pains you to disappoint him looking at the ravaged fluffies in his wake.
  9. >"Well sport... you only become a daddy if you give your special hugs to female ponies so it will probably be a while."
  10. >You walk away hearing, "Poopie place ouchies...", “Mouf taste yucky…”, “Why fwuffy stick to fwoor…”