- >Coal mining company is experimenting with fluffy ponies.
- >They want to see if they can cut payroll cost down.
- >They have bought several fluffies to test.
- >They have put on little hard hats with the lights.
- >”Fwuffy weady to werk!”, “Dis game?”, “Wha fwuffy pway?”
- >They are all curious as they walk up to the mine entrance.
- >The owner steps up, “Ok guys, today we are going to show you the coal shaft.”
- >”Yay! Daddeh show fwuffy new ting!”, “Pway?”, “Fwuffy wike hatty!”, “Wan hugs!”
- >The fluffies babble as they follow the owner into the mine.
- >”Here it is guys, take a moment to get use to the smell.”
- >All the fluffies breath deep through their noses.
- >They all fall over dead.
- >Fluffies died of black lung desease.
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