Title:           Alley Nummies
Author:          BadFicWriter
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/EKinR98u
First Edit:      Friday 28th of December 2012 03:09:23 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 28th of December 2012 03:09:23 PM CDT

>You are a fluffy pony and you are hungry.
>Your tummy owies are really bad.
>The tummy rumbles have made you risk going into town to look for food.
>You have snuck into an alley to see if there are any good nummies that have been thrown out.
>You start sniffing around the trash cans when you see a fresh orange sitting beside them.
>Your mouth starts to water.
>You have only eaten the rotten peels before, this is the first time you have seen a whole one.
>You truddle toward it, “Fwuffy so hungy. Wan eat nummie….”
>You lean forward and open your mouth getting ready to nibble the sweet fruit.
>The orange suddenly jumps forward and the front opens up slamming down on your head.
>You give out muffled yells and run randomly.
>You run into an alley wall and tumble back.
>Before you can get your bearing the orange opens up and slams down again.
>Your mouth is covered by the soft inner flesh, you can’t scream.
>Pain shoots through your head as the orange grinds on your skull.
>You start to stumble.
>You try and push the orange off your head but it just stays there.
>Your chest starts to burn and you can’t take a breath.
>The orange bites down again and your body spasms.
>You try to push yourself up but it is hard to move your legs.
>You struggle to breath but air will not enter your lungs.
>Finally your legs give out and you fall to the ground motionless.
>When you quit struggling the orange starts to bite in earnest forcing more and more of your limp body into it.
>After a few moments your tail slides into the orange and you disappear completely.
>The orange starts to leap out of the alley past two town residence.
>”Yeesh that’s fucking creepy!”
>”When is Twilight going to change that frog back from an orange Pinkie?”
>”I don’t know Rainbow, I just hope she doesn’t force me to watch paint dry again. Murderous bitch…”