Title:           A Simple Smarty
Author:          BadFicWriter
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First Edit:      Sunday 8th of September 2013 12:36:16 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 8th of September 2013 12:36:16 AM CDT

>You are a smarty friend.
>You run a massive herd of about ten fluffies.
>You have waked up from sleepy time and are starting to make your rounds.
>You see some dum dum fluffies playing and singing.
>They started playing without you!?
>You run over and start to boop them hard.
>”Yoo bad fwuffies! Yoo bad bad fwuffies!”
>They fall down and start to cry.
>”Wahhhh! Wahy hewt fwuffy? Fwuffy sowwy! Wahhhh!”
>You kick some grass on them as you walk away.
>You walk over to the nummies and start to eat.
>A couple of fluffies from your herd come over, “Yay! Nummie time!”
>They start to hungrily eat from the other side of the nummie pile.
>You stomp over to the and start to buck them in their heads.
>The fall crying, one has boo boo juice leak from his nose.
>”Owies! Why smawty gif owwies to fwuffies?”
>You kick and stomp them for a bit more.
>When you are satisfied you have given enough sorries to the dum dums you berate them.
>”Yoo bad fgwuffies! Onwy smawty haf gud nummies! Dum dum fwuffies haf nummies ofer dere!”
>You point to a pile of prickly leafes from the owie bushes.
>They whimper, “But dose nummies gif bad owies when fwuffy eat dem…”
>You turn and give a healthy sorry poopie to the dum dum fluffies.
>They cry in protest but lay there and accept their punishment for wanting something good to eat.
>They then saunter over to the pointy leaves and start to nibble carefully, “Fwuffy haf bad tummy owies… huu huu huuuu….”
>After you eat enough nummies you decide to walk around and inspect your herd.
>You go walking and see the pretty red mare.
>She is talking with a young stallion and they are blushing at each other.
>Your pee pee place starts to feeling funny.
>You stomp over to the couple.
>You look at the red mare, “Yoo tuwn! Smawty wan gif speshul huggies!”
>The stallion lays down and starts to plead, “Pwease nuu speshul huggies! dat fwuffy speshul fwen!”
>The mare starts to shake in fear and back away from you.
>You get angry and gif the dum dum stallion a big boop on his nose.
>”Smawty get speshul huggies! Yoo dum dum fwuffy! Yoo nuu get speshul huggies!”
>He lays shaking and crying making bad scaredy poopies.
>The pretty red mare turns and starts to truddle away.
>Yay! She wants you to play the chase game!
>You truddle after the pretty mare.
>You catch up to her quickly and nip her tail.
>She yelps in pain and trips.
>You run up and and start to nip and bat at her ears.
>She covers her eyes and screams.
>That means she knows you won!
>You get behind her and mount her.
>You press your hooves on the back of her head forcing her face into the ground.
>She is so happy with this new game she is crying!
>You give her your bestest enfs.
>Finally the good feel comes over you and you are a really happy smarty!
>You get off her and walk away.
>She is so tired from the game she just lays there with her face covered.
>That was so fun you might do it again later!
>You wonder back and eat some more nummies.
>You then walk to the middle of the area and lay down letting the sun hit your fluff.
>You are disturbed by a commotion.
>You stand up and walk to two fluffies arguing.
>”Why dum dum fwuffies make woud soundies!” You say stomping at them.
>The fluffies turn and see you and one of them begins to talk.
>”Smawty… fwuffy wan pway wif baww but meanie fwuffy nuu wet fwuffy pway wif baww!”
>The other fluffy snorts, “Nuu! Bad fwuffy pway wiff baww wong time! Fwuffy just haf baww! Bad fwuffy nee wai’!”
>These two fluffies obviously have a dilemma that needs to be solved.
>You sit back and rub your jaw in thought.
>You come to a decision and raise your hoof up.
>The fluffies lean forward waiting for the judgement of the smarty.
*BOOP*
*BOOP*
*BOOP*
*BOOP*
*BOOP*
*BOOP*
>The fluffies grab their noses and cry.
>”Yoo dum dum fwuffies! Baww bewong smawty!”
>You truddle over and push the ball back to the smarty area.
>You can’t believe you dum dum fluffies thought they could play with your ball!
>You wonder into your herd again for a bit watching them cringe and shrink away from you.
>Suddenly a human walks into your area.
>You stomp up to him, “Dis smawty wand! Yoo go way!”
>The tall thin human with a green tee shirt on starts to shake.
>You stomp at the dum dum and snort, “Go way!”
>He turns and starts to run away.
>You truddle after him babbling angrily.
>Suddenly you are hefted into the air!
>A big net just raised under you trapping you and lifting you off the ground.
>You wave your hooves furiously, “Wet smawty ou’ ow biggest owies! We’ smawty ou’ ow gif wots an wots sowwies! Noa!”
>Three more humans walk out from some nearby bushes.
>There is some blond guy with a white shirt and red ascot followed by two girls.
>One has brown horned rimmed glasses and an orange sweater and the other is a red head in a purple dress.
>And they have a big brown dog with black spots with them!
>The blond guy starts to talk, “Great work gang! We got the smarty friend!”
>The girl in the orange sweater says, “That’s right Fred. Dumb little shit ran right into our trap!”
>The girl in the purple dress starts to rub the arm f the guy in the green shirt.
>”You did great Shaggy… I hope you ate enough sandwiches to keep your strength up later…”
>The blond haired guy looks over, “What was that?”
>”Nothing!”
>”Why hoomins haf smawty up dewe?...”, “Nyu fwens? Wan pway?”,  “Nyu daddeh for fwuffy?”, “Puppy wan pway?”
>Your herd of fluffies start to congregate around you as you struggle against the net.
>You klet out a yell of rage, “Fwuffies gif dum dum hoomins owies!”
>They shrink back from these humans, “But dey biggeh den fwuffy… gif owies…”
>The girl in orange looks at you, “That’s right. Now that you can’t terrorize them, this fluffy herd is now starting to break away from you.”
>You start to throw a tantrum, “Nuu! Nuu! Nuu! am smawty! Do wha’ smawty say!”
>The guy in the green shirt gives you a smug look, “Like, they aren’t going to listen to you any more dude!”
>The blond haired one steps closer to you.
>”Ok, now let’s see who this smarty really is!”
>”Nuu! go way!”
>He reaches into the net and grabs you by the bottom of your neck and rips up.
>His fingers grab into your neck.
>”Owies! Nuu gif owies! Smawty am sowwy! Pease… pweeeEEEEEEE!”
>The bond haired man mercilessly rips up, the sickening sound of ripping emanates through the air.
>One of the fluffies faints.
>In a second its over, your face dangling in the hands of this person mocking you from outside the net.
>All your herd look up and gasp in shock.
>One of the fluffies walks forward and points at you, ”It am owd man Smiffers fwom de haunted aboosment pawk!”
>You glare down at them with your mask pulled off.
>”You had it coming! Each and every one of you filthy vermin!”
>You struggle against the net some more, “And I would have got away with it too if it wasn’t for you meddling kids and that stupid dog!”
>The kids and the fluffies start to point and laugh at you.
>The dog steps forward, “Reeheeheeheeheee! Roo ruck dude!”
>”Holy fuck the dog talked!”
>Shit! The orange sweatered girl is taping you with a camera phone!
>You will be on youtube in minutes hanging in a net in a fluffy suit with your pecker hanging out being laughed at by fluffies.
>Your life now officially sucks.