- >You are a new smarty friend.
- >The last one was kicked out for leading the herd to danger.
- >But you are different.
- >You will never lead your herd into danger.
- >You have trekked through a forest and have come to a clearing.
- >A large field lays in front of you.
- >You see lots of nummies, grasses and leaves.
- >There is even a stream nearby so everyone can drink.
- >You run in front of your herd.
- >”Dis wand fwuffy wand noa! Smawty bwing herd to wand of nummies!”
- >The herd cheers, “Yay! Fwuffy eat nummies!”, “Fwuffy wan pway!”, “Happy huggies!”
- >The herd celebrates by playing and hugging.
- >They set about eating the fresh grass and low bush leaves.
- >A few of the dam push down the grass and make a play area for the foals.
- >Every fluffy is happy, you feel proud as a smarty.
- >Suddenly the ground shifts.
- >”Wha dat?” one of your herd asks.
- >The ground suddenly starts to move violently.
- >Trees start to shake.
- >Fluffies screech in terror as a torrent of shit starts to spray everywhere from scared fluffies.
- >Some fluffies run randomly, other fall to the ground covering their heads and cry.
- >The foals get trampled by scared fluffies.
- >Fluffies are shitting on each other screaming, “Hewp fwuffy!” and “Whewe munsta!”
- >After a few seconds it’s over.
- >Some fwuffies start to apologize to the ground, “Fwuffy sowwy, pwease no scawy move…”
- >Some of the dams are wailing because their foals are now dead, stomped on by terrified fluffies.
- >Others are complaining of “Nu smeww pwetty…” now covered with the shit of their fellow fluffies.
- >After the shock wears off the herd turns toward you.
- >”It yoo fault! Yoo bwing us to scawy wand!”
- >You back up, “Nuu, smawty sowwy! Smawty fin new pwace! Smawty fin saf pwace!”
- >The herd ignores you as they rush you.
- >They start kicking and biting every inch of your body.
- >Every time you try to run away they push you down.
- >Some even give you sorry poopies.
- >They beat you for what seems forever then leave you lying by yourself.
- >Another fluffy stands up, “Fwuffy smawty noa! Smawty fin saf pwace fo herd!”
- >The herd cheers and falls behind the new smarty and head off to find a new place to live.
- >You are abandoned and walk off alone.
- >It is hard to be a smarty in California.
- >Fluffies don’t know about earthquakes.
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