Title:           A Day at the Park
Author:          BadFicWriter
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/R6spkm3E
First Edit:      Thursday 10th of October 2013 10:23:53 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 10th of October 2013 10:23:53 PM CDT

>You are anon.
>Today you are going to spend some time with your pets.
>You are driving to the local park.
>It does your pets good to get outside from time to time.
>You have a golden lab that I ssetting next to you in the front seat.
>You also have a fluffy pony in a pet carrier in the back.
>”Why fwuffy in sowwy bawks daddeh? Why fwuffy mof? Pwease wet fwuffy ou’ wan pway wif daddeh. Fwuffy am sowwy, pwease nuu sowwy bawks….”
>Poor thing does not realize she is not being punished, but the look on her face when you get to the park always warms your heart.
>You get to the park and find a nice secluded spot.
>Your dog runs around beside you while your fluffy pads the inside of her carrier.
>You set up a good spot and let your fluffy out.
>She cautiously crawls out from the carrier and looks around.
>A broad smile crosses her face and her tail starts to wag furiously.
>”Daddeh… am fwuffy pway time noa?”, she looks up at you hopefully.
>You grab a foam ball from your pocket and toss it in front of her.
>”Will you promise daddy not to get in trouble?”
>She looks between you and the ball.
>”Fwuffy be gud daddeh! Fwuffy be… BAWWW!”
>She bounds after her favorite toy.
>And now for the dog, you can’t forget your best friend.
>You grab up a frisbee.
>Your dog gives a resound ‘woof’ in response and gets set to run.
>You fling the frisbee across the grassy area and your dog takes off.
>He lumbers along and jumps grabbing the disc in his mouth and brings it back wagging his tail waiting for it to be thrown again.
>You fling it a few more times watching as your dog chases it majestically.
>Your fluffy has taken a break from his ball and is trotting around sniffing the small flowers nearby.
>She looks so happy.
>Your heart melts at the scene.
>You fling your Frisbee again.
>Your dog is panting happily as he chases it down.
>He lopes bring it back and HOLY FUCK WOULD YOU LOOK AT THOSE!
>Two of the hottest women you have seen in a long time are jogging by!
>Whoever invented sports bras needs one of them peace prizes!
>You fling your Frisbee again.
>Hold your arm out, need to show off the guns.
>You smile at them, “Hello ladies!”
>They run by giggling.
>You feel your dog pushing the Frisbee back into your hand.
>You grab it and fling it again hearing him take off.
>You watch these two hot women run by.
>You see them run off into the distance.
*Whoooosh*
>Whoa, had to let out that chestfull of air.
>The dog shoves the frisbbe back into your hand.
>”Damn they were hot! Oh well, get it boy!”
>You turn and throw the Frisbee again and…
>Oh shit!
>”Fwuffy wan pway! Fwuffy pway too daddeh!”
>She had been following the dog trying to get the Frisbee while you were checking out the women!
>She managed to get down to where the Frisbee lands and is running back and forth waiting for it to get to her.
>She has an ecstatic smile on her face as the floating disc closes in on her.
>Your dog sees her and slows down trying not to run her over.
>The disc gets closer and your fluffy leaps with her front hooves raised to catch the disc.
*THWACK*
>…….
>“WAHHHHHHHHHH!”
>The fluffy is now laying on her back.
>Tears are flowing fron her eyes as she nurses a fresh boo boo on her nose.
>You run to your hurt fluffy.
>”Wahhhhhh! Toy be meanie daddeh! Gif sowwies to fwuffy! Wahhhhh!”
>You pick her up and start to cradle her.
>”Its ok sweetie, daddy’s sorry.”
>She wraps her hooves around your neck and bawls, “Fwuffy anwy wan pway daddeh! Why am toy meanie? Huu huu huuuuu.”
>She turn and shakes her hoof at the Frisbee, “Yoo bad toy! Yoo gif sowwies to fwuffy! Yoo meanie meanie meanie! Yoo bad bad toy!”
>She looks up at you with tears in her eyes and rubbing her boo boo nose.
>She asks pitifully, “Daddeh… yoo gif sowwies  meanie toy?.”
>You set her down, “Ok dear…”
>You put the frisbee over your leg and spank it, “You don’t give my fluffy owies! You got that!?”
>You get an angy look on your face and fling it again.
>Your dog lumbers after it happily.
>You pick up your fluffy who is smiling again.
>”Tank yoo daddeh.”
>You pick up you fluffy and give her a hug.
>You promise to yourself you will never-
>You quickly take a deep breath.
>The girls are running by again.