Title:           Random Orchid scribble - beach
Author:          BPWE
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/faivHCt0
First Edit:      Tuesday 10th of January 2017 09:44:12 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 10th of January 2017 09:44:12 PM CDT

>You lean back a bit further in your recliner and reach for another bottle of your favorite drink.
Get back here this instant, I mean it!
>You're Bob, Anon’s coworker.
>Sort of.
>He's in charge of feeding the kaiju, and you're a janitor.
>When you're not off-duty, that is.
I swear to Hitler, if you don't drop the ice cream truck right now, I'll have you grounded in the enclosure for a month!
>You take another sip from the bottle and move the shades down.
>You don't want to miss a bit of what's happening in front of you.
>Apparently, Anon’s taken Orchid for another walk today, and it just happened to be near the same beach you're resting on.
It's not a fucking game, put the truck down, it's not edible!
IT'S NOT EDIBLE STOP CHEWING FOR FUCK SAKE!
>And apparently, the monster horse spotted an ice-cream vendor truck, complete with an ice cream figure on top.
>You idly wonder if she even knew what an ice cream was, or if Anon fucked up again and told her it was a delicacy.
>Probably the later.
>A long, loud, jarring sound of tearing metal snaps you out of your musings and you turn your focus back to the beach.
>You see Orchid placed the truck back on the ground, held it down with a hoof and started pulling on the ice cream figure with her mouth.
>Next to her is Anon, who is torn between looking pissed as all hell and looking pissed even more.
>With tremendous creaking and groaning Orchid finally snatches her prize and chews thoughtfully for a bit.
>You can see her scrunch her face up a bit before spitting out the bent and torn metal.
'Bleh, tastes like rust! Anon, you said it was tasty!'
>She turns to the comparatively tiny human next to her with a hurt look on her face, kind of like a kid who just had their ice cream taken away.
>Huh.
>That's when she notices the glare.
>She instantly hunches a bit, turns her ears down and tries to look sheepish.
>Oh, she KNOWS she's in trouble now.
Orchid. What'd I say about chewing on things that don't belong to Jaeger program?
>She shifts in place a bit, scratching one of her front legs with a hoof, before hopefully glancing at Anon.
'Put it back after I'm done?'
>You can see, and more impressively you can HEAR your coalegues' facepalm from as far away as you are.
>Slowly he drags his hand down, looks up at Orchid and narrows his eyes.
>Then he pulls out his main tool for controlling the monstrous creature beside him.
>The only item this city destroying terror from the deep is afraid of.
>His rolled up newspaper.
STOP CAUSING PROPERTY DAMAGE YOU INSURANCE DRAINING HORSE!
>With the first strike of Anon’s mighty weapon, Orchid gives a yelp, twists in place and scrambles to run away, kicking up a literal ton of sand in the process and bolting straight for the ocean.
>You take a good long swig of your drink and slowly stand up to stretch.
>Then you begin your walk down to the beach.
>Someone's gotta dig Anon out.