- >The sun's high in the sky now, and you'd left the coast behind about an hour ago.
- >You had never seen the sea before, it was breathtaking.
- >Or was it the ocean?
- >Doesn't matter.
- >Mom had rigged some kind of haphazard autopilot with some rope and a broken belt, and was now rifling through some papers.
- >She paused on one and stared blankly at it,
- What's that, mom?
- >She sighed,
- >''I guess now's a good a time as any to explain,''
- >She paused as if she expected you to protest.
- >Go ahead, I'm all ears.
- >''This lead is more important than any job I've done in the past, hell, I was prepared to leave you for what could've been months to make sure it stays under control.''
- >You blush a little whenever she implies how much she cares about about you.
- >She gives you the paper,
- >It's filthy, and the writing is barely telligible.
- >It says something about an 'item X', and goes on about how serious this might be.
- >Not many details, and the letter isn't signed.
- What's it mean?
- >''I'm sure you noticed 'item X' on the itinerary,''
- Yeah, but...
- >You shrug a bit, handing the paper back to her.
- >She looks around nervously, as if someone might be eavesdropping on us hundreds of feet in the air over a massive body of water.
- >''The letter was sent by an old trusted contact of mine while I was out in the field, as soon as I read it I packed up and jumped ship.''
- >You're surprised,
- >That's not like mom, to drop projects so easily.
- >''Item X refers to a specific artifact,''
- >Figures, but there must be more to it than that.
- >''known as the 'Maker's Horn',''
- >She held her breath and looked you right in the eye.
- >''I guess that name shouldn't carry much weight with you, but in my business, it's a big deal. Game-breakingly big.''
- What's so special about it?
- >''This isn't just some long-lost trinket, son. This is serious,''
- >''The legends say the maker's horn is the conduit through which the world's magic flows, and it's said that's where the princesses got their power.''
- >''It's been split into an unknown amount of pieces, but each one isn't to be taken lightly; the last time one was found, it nearly ripped Equestria a new asshole.''
- >''You can imagine the kind of seriousness this entails. It wont stay quiet for long, and we wont be the only ones looking for it.''
- >You swallow hard,
- >What the buck have you gotten into?
- >''From this point on, we refer to it as 'X', we trust nobody but each-other, and don't talk about it to anyone.''
- What about your contact? Can he be trusted? And what about that pegasus that gave us the ship?
- >She scoffed a bit at your words,
- >''That pegasus is the last living mortal to see the power of item X, he knows it's serious.''
- >She looked a bit down now, as if she just remembered a sad thought.
- >''And my contact is serious about this too, otherwise he wouldn't have sent the letter. I know him, he doesn't expect to live through this ordeal. That's why he called me in; as a trump card.''
- How do you even know it's him? That letter wasn't signed.
- >She chuckled a bit, and lifted up the letter,
- >she pointed to some rips in the paper,
- >''these claw marks,''
- >Claw marks?
- >There were two small tears, then another a few inches down.
- >''Ol' three toes, his messenger phoenix. Not a bird like him in the known world. Uses him to sent messages from the field, so they don't get lost.''
- But the message doesn't say where he is, how do you know?
- >''I don't, that's why we're going to gather information first.''
- That's stupid, why wouldn't he tell you?
- >''best be safe than sorry, son. It shows you're new at this.''
- >You both shared a laugh for a few seconds,
- >then she put the message with the stack and put them in her jacket pocket.
- >Suddenly silent,
- You don't regret taking me along, do you mom?
- >''In hindsight, I think you're ready for this. It's a big first start, but it never hurts to jump into the deep-end first.''
- >You wrap a foreleg around her shoulders and bring her in for a side-hug,
- Thanks mom.
- >''heheh, yeah. Just don't die.''
- You're ruining the moment, mom.
- >''If this turns out to be what it should be,''
- >She turns to look at you, and your noses are pressed together,
- >''I hope you're ready for one hell of a ride.''
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- >Mom took a long nap after that.
- >Not sleeping for three days'll make you wanna do that, I guess.
- >She slept up here on deck, in case you needed her.
- >She went from edgy to adorable in 2.4 seconds,
- >The way she curls up into a ball, hugging her tail and hind legs,
- >hard to believe she's a hardened explorer.
- >By the time the sun was going down, you could see a coastline on the horizon.
- >Nudging her awake, she told you that was your destination for now.
- >There was a port city situated on the coast, and in less than an hour you had parked your ship-thingy and were walking through the streets of the town.
- >All kinds of strange folk passed by, many of them not even remotely equine.
- >She told you not to stare if you like all your limbs attached to your body.
- >You're met with a surging crowd as you exit an alleyway, and you go to fly over them
- >She smacks your flank and pulls you down,
- >''Don't draw attention to yourself, you'll be getting enough of it as it is.'' she hisses in your ear,
- >all you can do is nod and follow her lead.
- >As the setting sun throws eerie shadows over the streets, you spend the better part of two hours lurking the streets.
- >Occasionally mom would talk to some shady looking pony or other, every time she came away without answers.
- >Eventually you slink into an alley and she sighs,
- >''Nothing. No one's seen him for months.''
- >You can't think of anything to say, so you don't.
- >the thought of being on these dodgy streets alone at night made you nervous,
- What's the plan?
- >''Not sure...''
- >She sighs and looks down the road.
- >''I have a few more contacts in the city, but they're all hairy.''
- >You shrug,
- >''That's the spirit, let's go!''
- >You had only walked about 20 feet down the road when the crowd began to surge,
- >The two of you exchanged glances, and mom flew a little above the crowd to get a better look.
- >She landed next to you looking disturbed, and by now it was clear that something was plowing its way down the narrow road.
- >''We should go, don't fly and stick together.'', mom hissed in your ear.
- >Dear god what's happening,
- >The two of you start to shuffle through the crowd, but it's impossible to get anywhere any faster than a crawl.
- >As you look back, a huge reptilian creature breaks through the crowd, sending pegasi and griffons flying in its wake.
- >It feels like its headed straight for you,
- >Then you see it's pulling some kind of carriage, manned through a covered cabin.
- >You're not sure what's going on, but you hear your mom swear under her breath as the carriage heads towards you.
- >Listen to mom and potentially get run over, or disregard her and book it?
- >Before you have a chance to decide, it's next to you and someone's shouting out a window.
- >''Daring? Daring! It IS you!''
- >One of the doors pops open and smoke spews out into the open air.
- >Mom has stopped trying to get away, and is now in front of the door, waving smoke out of her vision.
- >''Whose ugly voice is that I hear?'' Mom's tone was suddenly friendly,
- >The smoke cleared, in the doorway of the carriage was a massive stallion, probably the bigest you've ever seen.
- >he wore a shaggy jacket, and his black mane was slicked back.
- >And he wore a million dollar smile. Not the good kind.
- >''What brings your pretty little face to town this time?'' You swear you could taste his breath all the way over here,
- >''Just coming back from an expedition. I'm on my way out, actually...''
- >People were starting to stare, and you started closing the gap between you and mom.
- >''But you just got here! And who's this man?'' He shifted his gaze to you,
- >Is this the contact we've been looking for?
- Oh, I'm-
- >''A new friend of mine!''
- >Right, hairy.
- >''Well, here's not the place for chit-chat. We'll continue this conversation over dinner.'' This wierd guy was surprisingly courtious.
- >Your mom nods and turns to you,
- >''Think you can find your way back to the ship?''
- >Implying I don't want to get involved,
- >As you open your mouth to respond, he does it for you,
- >''Nonsense! Everyone's invited!''
- >Mom gulps as he turns back around to enter the carriage
- >You're hesitant to enter, but he doesn't look like a stallion you want to say no to.
- >As if it wasn't ominous enough getting into this whack-o's carriage, you see a griffon fly out across the street,
- >One flash of green scales and yellow teeth later, and his carcass is being swallowed by a lizard-thing.
- >You're not in Equestria anymore.
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- >The three of you spend a little under an hour in the spacious carriage, barely saying a word.
- >The wierd stallion kept on sucking an intoxicating smoke from a mouthpiece attatched by a tube to some kind of pot in the center of the carriage.
- >It was wierd, yeah,
- >But it WAS a bit relaxing.
- >And you couldn't help but notice a little stump on his forehead,
- >Mental note: don't stare.
- >Guess he's the biggest unicorn you've ever seen.
- >The thought sends shivers down your spine, but you suppress them.
- >His house is massive, considering the rest of the city is in terrible shape.
- >All three of you are whisked away to a dining hall, sat around a surprisingly modest table.
- >Nobody speaks for at least half an hour, when that wierd unicorn starts:
- >''So what brings you back here, Daring?'' His voice booms through the hall.
- >She pauses to swallow her mouthful,
- >''Coming back from a bum expedition, I'm just on my way east...''
- >''But I heard you came from the east.''
- >''Adam sent me on that dud, I came through in hopes of giving him a bit of shit for that.''
- >''Ah, I see. Just like you, Daring.''
- >Damn, mom was a good liar.
- >''But I can't find him, have you seen Adam recently?''
- >Adam must be that contact we were looking for.
- >''Afraid I haven't seen ol' Adam for about... Four? Five, months now?''
- >A hush fell over the room, but this unicorn wouldn't have that.
- >''But where are my manners! We haven't been introduced!''
- >Obviously he's talking to you,
- >Mom looks worried.
- >''My name is Sir Leonnard Kenningfield Rickmond Achtang the Third.''
- >All my what,
- >''But you can call me Leo, after all, a friend of Daring is a friend of mine!''
- My name is-
- >you were both cut off by mom choking loudly on some chunk of food,
- >''Oh, god I'm so sorry. You'd think I'd know how to chew by now... Go on.''
- >You have a feeling she was faking it,
- >Think fast,
- My name's Anon. Pleased to make your aquaintance, Leo.
- >you'd shake his... Hoof(?), but you're sitting too far away, so you simply nod at each-other.
- >Use a fake name, that's what she must've meant... right?
- >yeah.
- >She seems to have relaxed a bit.
- >Leo glanced at Mom from behind the rim of a chalice,
- >''At least you have good taste in Stallions.''
- >Mom almost choked on her wine, you just smile a bit and look down at your drink.
- >''Reminds me of myself not too long ago.''
- >Oh god what,
- >That sinking feeling in your chest made you forget to swallow,
- >''I propose a toast to you two!''
- >This guy's starting to wierd you out a bit,
- >In a minute, a pony came in carrying a tray with three shots on it
- >you all gathered around, toasted them, and downed them.
- >an awkward few seconds passed by,
- >You knew it was about to happen when Leo talked again.
- >''So are you two gonna share a room?''
- >Mom was quick to speak up,
- >''Whoa there, Leo. Two is fine for now.''
- >After that, you were escorted to your rooms in this massive house.
- >There were guards all over the place, but luckily your bedrooms were in the same corridor.
- >Alone in a wierd guy's house. Great.
- >He didn't seem all that bad, but mom seemed to know him for longer.
- >Sweet Celestia, he couldn't really be your father, could he?
- > ...Nah, that list was pretty big.
- >Hm. Never thought about it, but mom really got busy before you were born.
- >Mom.
- >Gotta ask her what's up, now.
- >They left the door unlocked, thank Luna.
- >When you got there, you knocked lightly on the door,
- Mo- Daring!
- >Never know who might be listening,
- >The door opens and she drags you in,
- >''Quick thinking there, 'Anon','' She's speaking in low tones,
- Yeah, never seen you choke on food before.
- So what's up with this guy?
- >She pauses and listens for a second,
- >''Guy's a nutjob, egotistical power tripper with a private army. Same business as me, technically, we're rivals.''
- >''Piece of advice: dont let him know he's been lied to, and don't say no to him.''
- Why's he so friendly?
- >''Bucked if I know. Thinks he's royalty or something. We're leaving, now.''
- So no lead on... Adam?
- >''yeah, and he's telling the truth.''
- >She withdraws the note from her jacket pocket,
- >''Damnit, the trails run cold.''
- >There was silence, as she scratched herchin with one hoof,
- >Then her head whipped around, a surprised look smacking her across the face.
- Wha-
- >Before you could say anything, she dropped the note and flung you onto the bed
- >She then pinned you down seductively and started kissing you on the lips.
- >your arms flung about a bit before calming down,
- >but not before knocking a glass of water off the night stand, it's contents spilling onto the floor next to the bed.
- >Then the door opened casually,
- >realization struck you,
- >You kiss back, and reach up to grab her flanks.
- >She pretends to be surprised and looks at the doorway,
- >''Whoa, hey, a little privacy, please?''
- >You pretend to be shocked too,
- >''Apologies'' It was one of the guards. ''Sir Leonnard Ken... Kenning... Would like to see you both.''
- >Dontgetabonerdontgetaboner
- >god your moms flanks are so tight...
- >Guess her line of business keeps you fit.
- >''Tell him we'll be... say five minutes?''
- >He sighs and shuts the door.
- >You both dont move a muscle until he's out of earshot,
- >''You can let go of my flank now.''
- Oh shit, sorry.
- >She hops off and looks to the floor,
- >''Damnit, spilled all over the note. Not like its any use to us now.''
- >she trots over to the window and looks out,
- >You hop off the bed and take the note out of the puddle of water,
- Wait a minute, this note's not wet at all!
- >Her ears perk up and she swings to you,
- >''Stars above, you're right!''
- >she snatches it from your grip,
- >Then she takes a huge sniff of it, and nibbles on the edge.
- >And a huge smile creeps across her face,
- >''By Celestia's hairy ass, the trail ain't cold anymore!''
- What now?
- >she opens the window quietly,
- >''We make a beeline for the ship, and be thankful we got a free meal from him instead of having our wings chopped off!''
- >You're just thankful you didn't get a boner when your mom pretended to make a move on you.